M-She-U
Apr 13, 2025
All the way from Iron Man to Avengers: Endgame, Marvel movies were printing money. Now, we are getting another girl boss movie that's going to bomb at the box office. One would think that they've hit peak retard but nope!
All the way from Iron Man to Avengers: Endgame, Marvel movies were printing money. Now, we are getting another girl boss movie that's going to bomb at the box office. One would think that they've hit peak retard but nope!
the funniest part is that you just know these lessons are going to be modeled on the near-mythological "white boy who plays too much COD and loves Andrew Tate" rather than the far more common UK archetype: "Pakistani boy who was raised from birth to think all women are whores" https://t.co/2m1U56IZF0
— pagliacci the hated 🌝 (@Slatzism) April 1, 2025
Reminds me of a TV show where the police is hunting a terror cell in Europe. Of course, it's horrible White people who go into a migrant neighborhood with automatic rifles, shoot up the area, and murder a few. Won't you feel sorry for the oppressed coloreds? Meanwhile, in reality, multiple terrorist attacks have occurred across Western Europe where the overwhelming majority of the culprits were foreigners.
Invincible would be better with cheaper voice acting and more expensive animation. pic.twitter.com/YGT3bdYAJU
— Stonetoss Comics (@stone_toss) March 11, 2025
True. The animation quality of the first season was far superior. It's sad to see the decline. It's likely that the salaries of the voice actors has gone up while the total budget hasn't been bumped up.
This could have been a billion dollar movie.
His commentary at 5:55 made me laugh.
One exception! pic.twitter.com/U7DLHuhbZp
— Humbly Happily (@laetissima918) March 21, 2025
The lefts heroes always look like villains from a Marvel franchise. pic.twitter.com/7v3tiqRB4H
— Tony Seruga (@TonySeruga) March 18, 2025
The bottom right has serious General Zod vibes from 1978.
German "Police". pic.twitter.com/iUnp2lOF0K
— Candy Caper Spider Squish (@Candy_Caper) February 17, 2025
That ending was quite something.
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) February 10, 2025
🤣🤣💀💀 pic.twitter.com/SVooXaFa8G
— Oscar N. (@oec2025) February 7, 2025
Even Batman has had enough of her shit.
I was ten years old when the opening credits to Superman came on the TV channel. The visuals were mesmerizing. The music! It was the most gloriously optimistic piece I had ever heard. It's so perfect that without it, the last son of Krypton feels incomplete.
Trailers, nowadays, give away the whole story. This one is mighty impressive for what it doesn't reveal.
That Rapunzel bit is gold.
I laughed a lot.
I watched it in the theater 25 years ago. I don't remember this part ...
The "I dare you" made me laugh.
This one is for Mark Hamill. #MarkHamill #Trump #Kamala #Biden #TheView #RobReiner pic.twitter.com/BILIAhpzAz
— Jason O'Brien (@JasonOB04687443) November 6, 2024
This is one of the most unintentionally funny headlines I've read:
Because there aren’t any. pic.twitter.com/AC509glpwh
— iamyesyouareno (@iamyesyouareno) October 24, 2024
This is why the woke movie industry uses its perverse diversity tactics in "historical" TV shows and movies. They swap out White characters for black actors. It's amusing when they complain about the raycisss Japanese for not having colored people in their shows, movies, and video games.
OMG! OMG! SHE'S BROKEN IN HALF!
At this pace.
— Cernovich (@Cernovich) October 18, 2024
We might have results on election night!
pic.twitter.com/0w9Nm1mpMd
13 days left.
— ZNO 🇺🇸 (@therealZNO) October 24, 2024
Democrats will throw everything at him. pic.twitter.com/AmbpFhQ7PZ
In yet another bold fact-check of presidential candidate Donald Trump's statements, Thuggee high priest Mola Ram has recently stepped forward to say that he has found absolutely no evidence whatsoever to support Trump's allegations of heart-ripping ceremonies taking place within the Temple of Doom.
A live look inside the Deep State war room after RFK Jr. and Trump joined forces! 🤣 pic.twitter.com/HLcPrktB0s
— Clandestine (@WarClandestine) August 24, 2024
It truly is epic. That Stalin bit was perfect.
Liam Neeson’s comedic ability is underrated pic.twitter.com/RN1OoPhQwv
— Shooter McGavin (@ShooterMcGavin_) August 14, 2024
WHO DID THIS ? 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/ZIPqdOO8IS
— Terrence K. Williams (@w_terrence) August 9, 2024
Jar Jar didn't deserve this.
My sympathies for Star Wars fans.
The Power of Playing Dumb: pic.twitter.com/1mKpRQa3am
— O͎p͎e͎n͎M͎i͎n͎d͎W͎i͎s͎d͎o͎m͎ (@OpenmindWisdom) June 7, 2024
Some dissedent Star Wars fan from the Acolyte production must have leaked to Matt and Trey over at @SouthPark. pic.twitter.com/Clgt3KBKCh
— DonutATX (@AtxDonut) June 5, 2024
The death of Star Wars must be painful for the loyal fans, old and young. Also, the Tolkien mythos will be defiled even further as there is talk of remaking the classic movies.
Sad: Laid-Off Pixar Lamp Gets Job Warming Fries At McDonald's https://t.co/xAQxcREJAq pic.twitter.com/yWIC90maDw
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 23, 2024
If the rumors are to be believed, Tom Holland is attempting to get out of the much-anticipated next movie in the great Predator film series.
— Thisura de Silva (@de_thisura) May 15, 2024
It was before CGI and it definitely shows. It couldn't be made today for that reason alone. Also, in addition to taking on Western colonialism, its brutal honest take on tribal Arab culture would be unthinkable now.
Modern Hollywood should be terrified:
What would you call a civilization-wide attempt to get a specific race to accept violence against themselves? https://t.co/MJzUXa1Osy
— Auron MacIntyre (@AuronMacintyre) January 28, 2024
The last five seconds made me laugh.
There were many teachers in my American high school who were huge fans of Star Wars. Some had watched it numerous times in the movie theater in 1977. I didn't get it.
I finally understood in the winter of 2001. The only movie I've watched more than twice in the theater: The Fellowship of the Ring. I still remember, a year later, watching The Two Towers and leaving the theater at midnight and getting shocked at the sight of a giant crowd (10,000, at least) that waited outside for the last showing.
The closest Hollywood has come to that level of hype, expectations, and satisfaction was the Avengers movies in 2018 and 2019. It has been a spectacular dive into the abyss after that. Still, Tolkien's trilogy is definitely superior to the best comics-based movies we've seen over the years.
It shows just how far they've fallen. I won't even watch Amazon's woke bullshit Rings of Vagina Powah! for free. Yet, paying $200 for a Lord of the Rings movie with a live orchestra is an easy decision.
Few more pixels pic.twitter.com/T9TFIdww8w
— Fuckwit McDipshit (@FMcdipshit) December 12, 2023
There’s nothing heroic about the final box office performance of “The Marvels.” The superhero sequel is officially the lowest-grossing installment in the history of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. After four weeks on the big screen, the comic book tentpole is running out of steam with $80 million in North America and $197 million globally.
Infinity War was the best MCU movie and then Endgame made billions. Other than the nostalgic Spiderman film, there's nothing else that holds a candle to those previous Avengers movies. It has been four years of diminished, woke, unoriginal crap. The most amusing part about these atrocious movies is the vicious and entertaining reviews.
Young, cheap nobodies:
#TheMarvels
— Jordan Jones (@jordnjnes) November 18, 2023
The next generation of the MCU. pic.twitter.com/9TZnQrlwqd
Who are these lame characters? I only know one of them. The Wasp.
I saw the photo first and immediately thought that that British Airways pilot looks like a retired James Bond. Then, I read the post!
Has a man ever looked more ran through than Daniel Craig wearing these glasses pic.twitter.com/WSXRF30F1I
— James Marsh 🌹 (@JamesWillMarsh) November 21, 2023
India vs. New Zealand. Rohit Sharma had an unbelievable World Cup four years ago. He smashed five centuries in that tournament but then faced the Pythons the Kiwis in the semi-final. Now, India will face them again with the roar of a billion people behind them. Will India succumb to the intense pressure again or will the under-rated Kiwis make it to their third straight final?
My heart wants a New Zealand vs. South Africa final. These two teams have fought hard. Plus, we'll get a completely new World Champion. But my mind knows that the two strongest teams are India and Australia. Let's see.
Oh, and this made me laugh:
India have lived with the memory of Manchester for four years now and without a knockout win at an ICC event for even longer.@BCCI @ImRo45 @imVkohli @imjadeja @Jaspritbumrah93 @MdShami11 #INDvsNZ pic.twitter.com/9XpQukthCp
— Abhinav singh (@Abhinav_tmk) November 14, 2023