When universes collide
Mar 11, 2023
The march towards ugly
Mar 10, 2023
Devolution. pic.twitter.com/TnGoYlA2bR— RAMZPAUL (@ramzpaul) March 10, 2023
Mar 05, 2023
Feb 27, 2023
Woody Harrelson: "The biggest drug cartels in the world get together and buy up all the media..."— kanekoa.substack.com (@KanekoaTheGreat) February 26, 2023
So very progressive
Feb 13, 2023
This is Velma covered in blood twerking over the corpse of Fred's mum. pic.twitter.com/OGC8R02fbh— Disparu (@disparutoo) February 11, 2023
Feb 11, 2023
This is how you can tell that the show is total woke trash: pic.twitter.com/5RlIUSkFdT— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) February 10, 2023
YT very bad!
Jan 16, 2023
Don't hate watch— Simp Neelix (@SimpNeelix) January 13, 2023
Not even a single episode pic.twitter.com/xk60jAybEu
Even the Drinker couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Dec 03, 2022
I’ve been pretty good about not touching the whole FTX thing because fuck centralized exchanges but I couldn’t unsee this pic of Sam and how much he looks like Darth Sidious 💀 pic.twitter.com/4xuxF50Krq— Alchemyofawesome (@LeoBailey11) December 1, 2022
A very small price to pay
Nov 27, 2022
Ice Cube turned down 9 million dollars cuz he didn’t wanna get the Covid shot pic.twitter.com/77AmiBhKiL— God Chose Me (@shmurdalato) November 21, 2022
Listening to the mob
Nov 19, 2022
The Dark Knight rests
Nov 11, 2022
The Voice of Batman is no more:
Kevin Conroy, the prolific voice actor who defined Batman for generations of audiences, died Thursday after a short battle with cancer, Warner Bros. announced. He was 66.
Conroy voice-starred in the acclaimed Batman: The Animated Series from 1992-96, and continued on with the role through nearly 60 different productions, spanning 15 films and 400 episodes of television as well as video games. In recent years, he was a fixture on the comic convention circuit.
Mistakes were made
Nov 02, 2022
Acknowledging past decisions that, while well intended, were destructive, and learning a ragtag team of rebels might win again, the Galactic Empire has proposed amnesty for anyone who may have gotten a little carried away and blown up several planets.
"This is supposed to be a happy galaxy. Let's not bicker and argue about who annihilated whose planet," wrote Grand Moff Ardus Kaine in a guest opinion piece published by The Atlantic after polls showed destroying Alderaan just to get a politician to squeal did not sit well with the galaxy's citizens. "Oopsies happen. Forgive and forget, I always say."
Oct 21, 2022
Fictional black countries are amazing! https://t.co/tJKlsrQKrx— RAMZPAUL (@ramzpaul) October 18, 2022
Some never learn
Sep 30, 2022
Before and after. pic.twitter.com/2aHzQcsYZs— Aldous Huxley's Ghost™ (@AF632) September 29, 2022
Holy Woke Batman!
Aug 04, 2022
Warner Brothers should be printing money with the Batman related movies. Just look at how much The Joker made. Unfortunately, retarded wokeness cost them a $100 million.
The DC Comics film “Batgirl” will be completely “shelved” by Warner Bros., a top Hollywood source told The Post. That means it won’t hit theaters or the streaming service HBO Max. Fans will not see it.
The reportedly $70 million movie (the source said the budget was actually more than $100 million), which was doing test screenings for audiences in anticipation of a late 2022 debut, would rank among the most expensive cinematic castoffs ever. Those tests were said to be so poorly received by moviegoers that the studio decided to cut its losses and run, for the sake of the brand’s future. It’s a DC disaster.
Ace of Spades has more ugly details:
The plan goes like this: In the Flash movie, due to time-travel and multiverse-crossing nonsense, the Michael Keaton Batman enters the Justice League Universe and gets to share screen time with the Ben Affleck Batman. But the Ben Affleck Batman dies, making the older, retired Michael Keaton Batman the official, and only, Batman of the Justice League universe.
Being older and retired, his main role will be to serve as a Mr. Miyagi like mentor to his replacement, the race-swapped Batgirl.
Meanwhile, the Flash movie also introduced Supergirl (also race-swapped, if you can believe that!). She will be replacing Superman.
Yup, that's how you make the big bucks: kill Batman and Superman!
The Ace of Spades Decision Desk is ready to make the call: The Flash movie will also be cancelled, decision to be announced within the next two weeks.
Wow. That would be $200 million down the toilet. Let's see.
Won't you feel sorry for this poor actress?
Aug 02, 2022
She makes over a $1,000 a day and lives in a mansion but please, do shed a tear:
A starring role in an Emmy-nominated TV show doesn’t pay what it used to. Sydney Sweeney, the breakout star of the HBO hits Euphoria and White Lotus isn’t shy talking about her money troubles. [...]
Sweeney was reportedly paid $25,000 per episode in season one of Euphoria, according to World Celebs. [...]
Sweeney still has to keep up the trappings of stardom. Sure, she was able to buy a $3 million home in the Hollywood Hills, but she told the Hollywood Reporter paying for her team—lawyer, manager, agent, and publicist—costs more than her mortgage.
Is this supposed to be some bizarre technique to make her somewhat relatable? All it does is make her and her overpriced team look mildly retarded.
Are you not entertained?
Jun 28, 2022
Vox Day on Marvel's four transgendered superheroes:
It’s terribly, terribly tempting to write a parody of this that ends in one detransition, two suicides, and a death by Monkeypox.
A Tale of Trannies.
Behold the power of vagina!
Jun 15, 2022
The Force is dead
Jun 07, 2022
It's impressive how quickly Disney destroyed Star Wars. They could have made over a billion dollars a year forever from the franchise through movies and tv shows but social justice and DIE-versity was more important than providing fans a rich, entertaining experience. They simply cannot create; all they know is how to diminish and demolish.
My generation's Star Wars will be next. Tolkien's magnificent work will be perverted.
Running on fumes
May 10, 2022
Am I the only one who's just not into all this multiverse stuff...?— Lauren Chen (@TheLaurenChen) May 9, 2022
For me, the great story arc was complete with Avengers: Endgame.
One trilogy to rule them all
May 03, 2022
The re-ordering of battles and the absence of the main event in Moria was clever.
How can he slap!?
Mar 29, 2022
In a show of penitence for the insensitive joke told during the Oscars, Chris Rock offered to smooth things over with Will Smith by sleeping with his wife.
“My client feels incredible remorse for the violently inconsiderate jab aimed at Jada Pinkett Smith’s debilitating medical condition,” said Rock’s publicist, “As such, Chris generously proposes making amends by making love.”
Russia Very Super Bad
Mar 05, 2022
What mindless stupidity?— 🅼🅰🆃🆃🅷🅴🆆 🅲🆁🅴🆂🆂🆆🅴🅵🅾🆄🆁🌲 (@MatthewCresswe4) March 3, 2022
You're just imagining things... pic.twitter.com/lhT5ts7MyZ
Putin must be trembling
Mar 03, 2022
Putin right now pic.twitter.com/zzN5w8meqw— TexasBallCoach (@TxBallCoach40) March 2, 2022
Defiling Middle Earth
Feb 14, 2022
"Evil cannot create anything new, it can only spoil and destroy what good forces have invented or created."
-- J. R. R. Tolkien
Don't say nigger
Feb 13, 2022
We need to build Joe Rogan N word memorials and museums around the world so people never forget.— RAMZPAUL (@ramzpaul) February 13, 2022
Maybe Spielberg can do a N word mini-series.
We must listen to the N word survivors.
I doubt Nigger's List would win any Oscars.
Victory has defeated you
Jan 11, 2022
To simplify booster injections against COVID-19, Pfizer has developed a new Bane-style Vacci-Suit™ to enable the automatic injection of new doses. The suit comes with up to ten additional doses that can be switched out as new vaccines are developed.
Okay, I laughed:
"No one cared who I was before I put on the mask," said Dr. Anthony Fauci in an interview with Don Lemon on CNN. "Before COVID no one knew my name. Now I am proud to unveil an even more elaborate mask and self-injecting bio-suit to further cement my place in history."
Jan 06, 2022
Norm talks about his ventriloquist act and his holocaust-denying puppet pic.twitter.com/dHRQO8Rf9q— Harvey Birbman (@cartoonAttorney) September 15, 2021
The punchline and Dennis Miller's reaction makes it gold.
Jan 04, 2022
Patton Oswalt took a selfie with Dave Chappelle on New Year's Eve and had to write an entire essay apologizing for it 🤣 pic.twitter.com/nZoijMCoSB— YOUTUBE.COM / VITO (@VitoGesualdi) January 3, 2022
Running on fumes
Dec 14, 2021
December 13, 2021
This is highly disrespectful to Catwoman.
The Oppression of MAGA Country
Nov 30, 2021
Amazing. Smollett brought his "attackers" on a dry run the day before the fake hate crime, and it's on video. pic.twitter.com/vsBQeldtSZ— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) November 30, 2021
At least, Juicy didn't cross state lines.
Out of touch
Nov 30, 2021
November 25, 2021
A few thousands of dollars of theft or damage is of little concern to a mildly retarded multi-millionaire.
Obliteration of Heroism
Nov 23, 2021
I can only imagine how painful it must have been for those who watched the journey of young Skywalker over three decades ago to then view the obliteration of his character in a few minutes. That's why so many were brought to tears when they saw their true hero again at the end of the second season of the Mandalorian.
Nov 21, 2021
Here are the legal documents describing the heinous crimes of Joseph Rosenbaum (JoJo) against helpless children. Read them if you have the stomach, and realize that there is no room for understanding or compromise with people unashamed of their affection for such a creature. https://t.co/lN12mrN8bm pic.twitter.com/nQbBS479E5— Martyr Made (@martyrmade) November 21, 2021
Dog Killer Joe
Nov 09, 2021
Never mess with dogs. That’s only thing you truly cannot fully recover from. https://t.co/hJhdIeqO03 pic.twitter.com/Ocwlmci1mT— Cernovich (@Cernovich) November 9, 2021
These people didn't learn anything from John Wick.
Nov 06, 2021
A truly sad decline:
Chris Rock meet @chrisrock:— Cernovich (@Cernovich) November 6, 2021
“The money’s in the medicine. That’s how a drug dealer makes his money… that’s all the government is, a bunch of drug dealers."
Oct 30, 2021
David Lean is one of the giants of cinema. His three successive motion pictures, The Bridge on the River Kwai, Lawrence of Arabia, and Doctor Zhivago, should be required watching for any student of film history. Those three have such intensely contrasting atmospheres and timeless themes. Lean spent years making each movie before the advent of computer generated imagery. Everything you see is real and was achingly shot on location.
Of course, there's no doubt, Lawrence of Arabia is his masterpiece.
Oct 23, 2021
October 22, 2021
Asking the question:
well? how was it? https://t.co/3bsPoJSad8— stonetoss comics (@stone_toss) October 22, 2021
Answering a question:
all your coworkers https://t.co/vRCQI4bWbo— Michael Malice (@michaelmalice) October 22, 2021
Oct 20, 2021
Diversity = Fuck White people.
Squid Game is an essentially entirely Korean production.— Lauren Chen (@TheLaurenChen) October 20, 2021
So they admit that the goal isn't really to have "diversity," it's just to have fewer white people involved. https://t.co/yHCoKid2iO
They want White people to embrace: Diversity, Inclusion, Equity. DIE!
It's about power
Sep 20, 2021
You can say it every day and it still won't be enough: the liberal discourse and policy-making around COVID has no relationship whatsoever to science.— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) September 20, 2021
It has a lot to do with culture, politics, hierarchy, psychology and control. But science and health are totally absent: https://t.co/h1N34a7Yhb
Sep 20, 2021
When you’re young you make your name challenging the system, if you’re a success you live long enough to be the system. Chris Rock edition 👇 https://t.co/zoAmi7DhPj— Cernovich (@Cernovich) September 20, 2021
Red or blue?
Sep 09, 2021
One of my friends in high school asked me to go watch a movie in the theatre.
He told me.
"Does it have something to do with math?"
"I don't know but it looks good."
The movie was a little slow in the first half. It more than made up for it with its jaw-dropping finale. I had watched a landmark sci-fi action movie in 1999. Oh, it definitely wasn't about math. Now, Mr. Wick will resurrect the role that made him famous.
Aug 18, 2021
SJWs in World of Warcraft
Jul 29, 2021
These forced confessions all sound the same. Something you would see at a Soviet show trial.— RAMZPAUL (@ramzpaul) July 29, 2021
Yup. It's like a copy and paste job with a few minor changes. Similarly, the one, against J.K. Rowling, from the actor who played Harry Potter was written like he was being held hostage.
Give that man an award!
Jul 26, 2021
It's funny because it's true. pic.twitter.com/9XsbhzZJlX— Ed Latimore (@EdLatimore) July 25, 2021
Look at the flowers
Jul 11, 2021
Serious question: I have to go to New York soon and I'm trying to figure out where to stay. I have heard it's disgusting and violent there. But is it like Walking Dead Season 1 or Season 4?— J.D. Vance (@JDVance1) July 11, 2021
A little from Season 1, a little from Season 4. It's a blend.
This psycho goes to 11
Jun 20, 2021
Yo @bannedvertising 😂 pic.twitter.com/b9XSQnjDiB— ROGUEWEALTH (@ROGUEWEALTH) June 20, 2021
Don't negotiate with Hans
Jun 13, 2021
One of the two great movies directed by John McTiernan:
Showing DIE HARD to a twentysomething and narrating it is fun.— tedfrank 💉 (@tedfrank) June 13, 2021
“Look, they’re smoking in the office.”
“If you cut the wires, no one can make a phone call.”
The real jaw-dropper causing rewinds: “That’s Snape.”
His second magnificent film is, of course, about an expert hunter.
Some of the best
May 09, 2021
Best soundtracks:— Evelyn Rae (@_evelynrae) May 8, 2021
1) Lord of the rings
2) Prince of Egypt
3) Sound of music
4) Hunchback of Notre Dame
Change my mind.
Howard Shore's epic score for Tolkien's world definitely deserves honors. Hans Zimmer's music for the Prince of Egypt is over two decades old but still stands as one of his very best. 1492: Conquest of Paradise -- a magnificent soundtrack by Vangelis -- should be on the list.