The dangers of flexing
Aug 24, 2022
“What would you say to influencer who flex”
— pato bwubwubwubwu (@patolovesyou) August 22, 2022
“Go get more Rolex man, I like the oyster one” 🤣🤣
“What would you say to influencer who flex”
— pato bwubwubwubwu (@patolovesyou) August 22, 2022
“Go get more Rolex man, I like the oyster one” 🤣🤣
That’s gonna be a hard pass for me. I thought the jeeps coming down the mountain in Telluride were crazy. https://t.co/yWWntL3HrK
— Zach Bitter (@zbitter) August 3, 2022
“They were the smart ones” pic.twitter.com/A0GmkZWoSh
— Alan Roberts (@TheMFingCOO) July 31, 2022
Jarlsberg is one of the best tasting cheeses around and it's healthy!
In a scientific battle of the cheeses, Norwegian researchers said Tuesday that a small daily portion -- 57 grams, or roughly 2 ounces -- of Jarlsberg, which originated in Norway, may help prevent bone thinning from osteopenia and the more severe condition, osteoporosis, without increasing harmful cholesterol.
I'll remember to add a little bit extra in my omelet tomorrow.
🤌🇮🇹 @SeedOilDsrspctr 😅 pic.twitter.com/4tamxkaGe8
— Bruno Crocco (@bruno_crocco) August 2, 2022
American women complaining no one finds them attractive in foreign countries 😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/KFCjjTZVbM
— samirah (@SameeraKhan) July 16, 2022
Female chess grandmaster Hou Yifan has fallen out of the top 100 chess players - she’s now 101. The top 100 are now officially all men.
— FischerKing (@FischerKing64) July 13, 2022
— elle “craves human blood” nash (@saderotica) July 8, 2022
“The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only - and that is to support the ultimate career.” -C.S. Lewis
— C. S. Lewis (@CSLewisDaily) May 23, 2022
Gas reimbursement for a first date is heavy 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/fJIkuo6Lt0
— Pajama Princess 🎀 (@ByeFlawl3ss) June 13, 2022
A Twitch streamer almost burnt down her kitchen in a cooking stream pic.twitter.com/a5OFh53ZYg
— Dexerto (@Dexerto) May 11, 2022
The 360 with the flaming pan made me laugh.
Reality is some competition for the Babylon Bee:
A 26-year-old woman who drove her SUV through a Portland, Maine, police pedestrian plaza and down a flight of stairs claimed she was “following her GPS instructions,” according to police.
The booze didn't help.
This falcon and dog work as a team to hunt various rodents in vineyards. pic.twitter.com/kqBeFYaqMH
— Cimmerian Pervert (@cimmerian_v) April 30, 2022
I am a goddamn connoisseur of low class cuisine
— Alexander Cortes PhD, Fitness, Nutrition, Fat loss (@AJA_Cortes) April 27, 2022
1. twinkies
2. swiss rolls
3. cosmic brownies
4. oatmeal cream pie
5. zebra cake
6. I actually dont know this one
7. hostess cupcakes
8. Honey Buns
9. nutter butters https://t.co/vQ3joCVcvi
Swiss rolls get my vote.
If you HAD to marry one of them...
— Lauren Chen (@TheLaurenChen) April 26, 2022
What over half a million buys you in one of the big "affordable" cities in Canada. The shower in the open, just a couple of feet away from the bed, in the master bedroom is so bizarre. The noise and the humidity would be so annoying.
The tone is set from the very first photo. Three jarring colors! Uneven and irregular windows! Steps from a prison! A 3-D front face! Behold!
The famous quote from Arnold in Predator comes to mind.
— People Whining About Stonetoss (@Stone_tossers) April 21, 2022
Soy Boy learns a crucial lesson the hard way:
Turns out a bull was absolutely taking dudes out at a cycling race. Real life Mario Kart Obstacles.
— Billy Football (@Billyhottakes) February 16, 2022
pic.twitter.com/Q8ks2SuBiK
What pure delusion looks like:
6 feet dorsal fin?
— Mr Foxnose "Russian Asset" (@asymmetricalpha) March 6, 2022
7 figures in pounds?
8 inches blow hole?
Is she looking for Captain Ahab? pic.twitter.com/2Vn171FzGv
Russian Asset made me laugh.
The comedian who collapsed on stage after bragging about getting her third booster shot told Dr. Drew during an interview that she probably won’t be getting a fourth shot.
She fainted on stage with perfect timing. The audience laughed. She survived and learned her lesson the hard way. I wonder how many weren't lucky? What if one faints while on a hike, taking the stairs, riding the bike, or driving a car? A lethal car accident, in such a case, couldn't even be counted as a consequence of the dreaded vaxxes.
Only in the inverted world can ‘Just Egg’ contain no egg, but soy and canola oil sludge. pic.twitter.com/eXsmANGBC3
— J. (@PresentWitness_) January 16, 2022
Women are defined sexually by their looks. Men are defined sexually by their status.
— RAMZPAUL (@ramzpaul) December 11, 2021
Don’t get mad at me! I don’t make the rules. https://t.co/DbrMM3TMj9
It's true.
65% minimum, 85% is king. ✊ https://t.co/Z7b4QpfpGt
— Cernovich (@Cernovich) October 31, 2021
Yes! That's the, er, sweet spot.
One thing that blew my mind when I learned it is that, St.Johns Newfoundland (the almost easternmost point of Canada) is closer to Zagreb, Croatia than it is to Tofino, British Columbia (the almost westernmost point of Canada).
— Paul Sheldon (@PaulAllen420) October 15, 2021
I've heard stories from colleagues about visiting relatives who wanted to tour locations in Canada while not having a clue about geography. For example, someone's parents were interested in going to the local mall and then a drive over to see Niagara Falls later that day.
They were in Montreal! That's a fourteen-hour round trip. The parents were even more bummed to learn that driving to Vancouver was totally out of the question.
This Florida Man has won the internet for the Month of September pic.twitter.com/PB9dIMDkOS
— KP (@kerethp) September 29, 2021
One of my favorite low-impact cardio workouts was on the elliptical machine.
— Jon Fitch 🏴☠️ (@jonfitchdotnet) September 17, 2021
It takes some time getting used to, but it's an excellent sprint workout.
Your legs don't get thoroughly beat like on the bike.
So you will be fresher at training the next day.
Men are plagued by materialism. It is a disease. https://t.co/TgovDwAw7J
— Megha (@margaritaevna95) September 13, 2021
I can't tell if she's serious or trying to be funny.
— 🍂🌲Amerikaner (Milk Maniac)🌲🎃 (@Amerikaner13) September 7, 2021
— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) July 19, 2021
— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) September 6, 2021
If you want to build an internet career but find that your full time job doesn’t give you enough time, say something homophobic, racist, or even throw in the word retarded online.
— Megha (@margaritaevna95) September 1, 2021
You will get cancelled and then have plenty of time :)
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I laughed at the meek two hours.
A gem from my life:
Question: Who fought in the US Civil War?
Answer: Japan and Germany.
4 vegan nutritionists from Norway pic.twitter.com/9N7dsyGO7I
— Mike Baron (@BloodyRedBaron) August 2, 2021
Lmao too true, complete and utter lack of self awareness. pic.twitter.com/Mq1o31SmCT
— Ryan Banks ☔️ (@Ryan12Banks) July 13, 2021
Summer temperatures in the mid to late 40s is normal in the Middle East. I once experienced 52 degrees Celsius in one miserable Arabian summer. However, this is definitely not normal for Canada:
UPDATE: For the third day in a row, #Lytton, British Columbia has set a new all-time record, hitting 49.6°C as of 5pm PT this afternoon, the hottest temperature ever recorded in Canada. #BCHeat #BCHeatwave #Heatwave pic.twitter.com/sgvl3yNmsx
— The Weather Network (@weathernetwork) June 30, 2021
That's brutal. People here consider days with 30+ temperatures as a heat wave. They're not ready -- mentally and physically -- for such scorching, life-draining heat. Worse, the infrastructure isn't there -- many don't have air conditioners which become a necessity in such circumstances.
Between last Friday and Wednesday, the BC Coroners Service saw a 195 per cent increase in the number of unexpected and sudden deaths it typically sees in a five-day period. During that time, 486 deaths were reported. That number is usually closer to 165, officials say.
GREAT TO SEE SPECTATORS BACK INVOLVED IN SPORTS EH pic.twitter.com/Kwxj8be2Qh
— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) June 26, 2021
Where’s the lie? pic.twitter.com/AyGx36zc9y
— Jess, JD, MBA 🇦🇲🏳️🌈//Lawyerbae (@jessica_esquire) June 17, 2021
I have been on keto for two weeks. Lost weight, feel good. Splurged today and I ate some birthday cake. Felt my body crash from the sugar. Sugar is probably more addictive than heroin. https://t.co/agfNh3mHWo
— RAMZPAUL (@ramzpaul) May 17, 2021
Oh, I wouldn't be surprised.
It can crush your skull and it's roaming about. Other than that, please stay calm:
A safari park in eastern China is facing criticism for concealing the escape of three of its leopards over a week ago.
Two of the animals from the Hangzhou Safari Park have been captured but the third is still missing, according to the Global Times newspaper.
Makes one wonder: this isn't the first time an animal has escaped their grasp.
A Swedish multicultural food store has landed itself in hot water. In an attempt to present itself as open to Muslims, they chose to wish believers "Happy Ramadan!" on a flyer. The only problem was that the advertisement was adorned with meat in the form of a Swedish pork chop. "We hope that those who have taken it badly can be generous and forgiving," the store repented.
Next year, it'll be delicious bacon with beer!
Those last ten seconds.
That U-turn in the middle required guts.
An 80 year old man who lifts is stronger than a 30 year old man who doesn’t.
— Dan Go (@FitFounder) April 24, 2021
Lifting is an investment in your future self. pic.twitter.com/beJ5rHZzOp
An umemployed female can still have a good life and be respected in society if she finds a man to support, be his wife and mother his children.
— Margarita (@margaritaevna95) April 29, 2021
An unemployed man enjoys no such benefit. His ability to provide is part of his ability to be a man. https://t.co/k1imH2qmak
Very true. Women list high income as one of their requirements for a mate. Of course, logically, most men don't.
Davey Jones back to using a sword
— Bromethius Flex 🇺🇸🦾💎⚔️ (@bromethiusFlex) April 16, 2021
I laughed.
The network that ran a piece shaming asian typefaces yesterday. Just spectacular work here guys. https://t.co/clKOE8nYa6
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) April 10, 2021
Sachin Tendulkar, who was hospitalised as a precautionary measure after testing positive for COVID-19, was on Thursday discharged and is now recuperating at home in Mumbai, while staying in isolation.
Though, Sachin did go out for a few moments of cricket earlier today. Here's one photo:
He looks the same as he did twenty years ago. Extraordinary!