Golden looks smart
Dec 02, 2023
— Swordfish... (@JeevanPrakash) November 28, 2023
— Swordfish... (@JeevanPrakash) November 28, 2023
Vox Day: Castalia House Thanksgiving Sales
Quite a few extensive sales. The Castalia House ebooks for a dollar each can't be beat. Placed my order today.
Why do I feel like playing tetris?
Would you move here? pic.twitter.com/nYYMB5cKFD
— AIRBNB INTERIOR (@airbnbtools) November 5, 2023
They are so unsightly. I've seen a few in my city. What makes them worse is that they are often surrounded by normal, symmetrical, and aesthetic homes on all sides. They really stand out for all the wrong reasons. Don't know what the home owners were thinking when they refreshed their old properties to look so hideous.
"Dad, I'm sorry for misbehaving today, can I tell you a story before bed?...once upon a time there was a family w a mom, a dad and [x] kids. Then the dad got eaten my a vampire and everyone lived happily ever after, the end."
— BowTiedF'er - Chad Personal Finance (@BowTiedEffer) November 9, 2023
Fer child 5yr old. After a lot of timeouts today pic.twitter.com/W2UCHKJv1Y
My fave library 📚 🥩 pic.twitter.com/1bSabXGcoR
— BowTiedOctopod | Culinary Chad (@BowTiedOctopod) November 7, 2023
I had a few luxury cars in my mind but her answer stunned me. Also, "it depends" doesn't help her case. She's practically royalty.
David Beckham is the last remaining investigative journalist pic.twitter.com/XQgwOqdoav
— Chris Bakke (@ChrisJBakke) October 5, 2023
Decoy Voice just got another subscriber:
It was strange to see the Japanese police approach these guys a few times but then ... zero consequences. Looks like they've got months of video evidence to bring the hammer down.
Anyway, the most absurd part of the video was when the Black guy said, "You're harassing me for no reason." Now, that was rich!
Found it pic.twitter.com/1UamG9mo6q
— Puddin (@half0) September 15, 2023
Flavourful Indian Slop being prepared to eat - Roll on 2050 https://t.co/sKCpxJH9c7 pic.twitter.com/KTktHsc6p2
— ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 (@kunley_drukpa) September 3, 2023
Tranny doesn't know much:
Why yes, it must. https://t.co/DuSmaQ2K9C pic.twitter.com/fRNUET5fb2
— Eurasian Emperor (@empireenjoyer10) September 4, 2023
when you definitely understand your boyfriend's finance job pic.twitter.com/Fzav41ifeA
— Alexis Gay (@yayalexisgay) August 25, 2023
The part about the assets made me laugh.
The best explanation for the “dad bod” girls like is:
— BowTiedOx | Chad Bodybuilder (@BowTiedOx) August 18, 2023
“They want a guy who is strong & obviously goes to the gym but also is going to eat whatever he wants & drink with you” https://t.co/baJCOjxVJp
you know you live in dystopia when your grocer sells you a product called "Just Egg" that contains zero eggs pic.twitter.com/f5yQ5jXj8I
— Stonetoss Comics (@stone_toss) August 16, 2023
Did you know that if you don't get married your house magically cleans itself? https://t.co/yUBWjQENME
— Justice Dankula (@CountDankulaTV) August 10, 2023
That's an impressive life hack!
The apex predator relishes the moment:
The screams of the longhouse while Man overcomes nature. pic.twitter.com/5D6l7zrm5b
— Marlin, Esq (@nostalgiafkninc) August 1, 2023
The fake city part made me laugh.
Women turning the tables on men! pic.twitter.com/qw37x7OfK8
— RAMZPAUL (@ramzpaul) July 18, 2023
Getting paid to live in paradise? Hmm... 🤔🤣 pic.twitter.com/mnkKz508w7
— Sean K. Davis (@Sean_K_Davis) July 15, 2023
Is this supposed to be a challenge?
Why do you think you have a right to access White people? https://t.co/3rsirf1fOj
— The Z Blog (@TheRealZBlog) July 10, 2023
It's such an absurd question. Could you even imagine looking at a family and friends photo of a Chinese, Japanese, Indian, or Arab gathering and asking, "Where the Blacks!?", "Don't you want to say something!?"
A few more seconds and four fully-fueled airplanes on the ground would have exploded.
— iamyesyouareno (@iamyesyouareno) June 8, 2023
Parenting advice I can get behind pic.twitter.com/bSCf2IolDc
— Luke Storey (@MrLukeStorey) June 28, 2023
An Iranian man who happens to look like Lionel Messi has been accused of using Messi’s identity to con women into sleeping with him.
— BowTiedMara (@BowTiedMara) June 25, 2023
Reza Parastesh, AKA ‘Fake Messi’, has reportedly slept with 23 women, although these women have claimed they wouldn’t have done so if they knew it… pic.twitter.com/QxHPk3Eh2a
How disconnected from reality can one be?
Uhm, not really, if we’re talking averages. In the top percentiles of “strength” maybe, but only there. Most women are just as strong as most men. And certainly tougher/higher pain thresholds.
— Will Taylor (@williamtaylor83) June 21, 2023
"Most women are just as strong as most men." It's amazing the conclusions one reaches when the significant extra weight and muscle mass is completely ignored.
For those idiots who say SOURCE!?
90% of females produced less force than 95% of males.
— BowTiedGator | Degen Dentist (@BowTiedGatorDDS) June 20, 2023
Diet of my diabetic relative who is on the verge of getting his leg amputated:
— Bhavan Chand (@BhavanChand) June 18, 2023
Breakfast: Milk and 2 eggs
10 AM: 2 Vada
Lunch: White rice with vegetable curry
Evening: 2 Vada
Dinner: White rice with vegetable curry
Chicken twice a week
This is their diet after consulting…
Five carb-loaded meals a day! Leg goes bye bye!
Gm.
— BowTiedOx | Chad Bodybuilder (@BowTiedOx) June 17, 2023
Here is some chicken soup for the soul to start your day pic.twitter.com/eqRjwxHNkC
People calling this "frightening" and "chilling" rather than hilarious aren’t going to make it.https://t.co/KderFz0IxJ
— Ben Sixsmith (@BDSixsmith) June 4, 2023
I always start with “Dear Dirka Dirka”
— BowTiedMara (@BowTiedMara) June 9, 2023
Hello, Muhammad Jihad!
This is quite possible one of the most traumatizing things I have ever read and English is my native language pic.twitter.com/Qtd1l00lPl
— BowTiedOdin - SecondLanguageStrategies.com (@BowTiedOdin) June 4, 2023
You’d think at least one of them would have an engineering degree. https://t.co/39SHQJKc6h
— Anthony Cumia (@AnthonyCumia) April 10, 2023
Larry Correia replies to a ridiculous review. A sample:
[...] I’m incredibly fucking sorry that I’m not some indy guy cranking out an unedited 30,000 word “novel” once a month, and instead I actually put some effort into this particular series instead of just phoning shit in based upon your arbitrary timeline. But then again, I don’t but in and tell you how to do your job as assistant pig ejacultor down at the spooge farm. So how about you have some common fucking courtesy and don’t tell me how to do my job?
That was definitely fun to read. Brought back memories of a great series.
The part about the poster got me:
Mixed emotions in less than 60 seconds.
— Patrick Bet-David (@patrickbetdavid) March 20, 2023
Credit: @VincentOshana @ValuetainmentTV pic.twitter.com/fecTql1Ccb
Nothing to see here… 😂💛
— Jessi 💫 (@its_jessi_grace) March 24, 2023
insta/retrievers pic.twitter.com/U9a52UsUHV
The reason why we love french fries, crisps and chocolate bars so much has less to do with a lack of willpower and more to do with the brain learning to prefer such high-fat, sugary foods, according to a new study by German and U.S. researchers.
Why can't it be both? Fat sugary foods are highly addictive and it requires tremendous willpower to move away from them.
"Modern processed foods are therefore potent reinforcers and, as with drugs of abuse, animal models have shown that their frequent consumption rewires brain circuits, even in offspring born to mothers consuming a high-fat diet (HFD) during lactation.
"Also akin to addictive drugs, there is evidence that this rewiring promotes further consumption of highly palatable energy-dense foods."
They're cheap and they're everywhere!
It was always amusing when my colleagues commented on my salad portion during lunch. What!? No dressing! How can you eat that grass? The fact that so many people slather their healthy, zero-sugar, low-calorie veggies in sugar and fat showcases this major problem.
— ST (@challengerST) March 21, 2023
woops-a-daisy pic.twitter.com/7nYxihmAA4
— I,Hypocrite (@lporiginalg) March 13, 2023
Was the road even closed? That tree could have smashed into a car; injuring or killing people!
Yes, all my best marketing plans consist of a list of demands.
— Owen Gregorian (@OwenGregorian) March 14, 2023
This old woman has a list of 35 must-have requirements for a man! The unintended humor starts early: she wants to get married and have a baby. I'm sure there are millions of men out there who can't wait to start a family with this lovely 42-year-old.
Very impressive delivery service:
A second pigeon wearing a tiny makeshift backpack presumably meant for smuggling drugs has been found at a corrections facility in Abbotsford, B.C., nearly two months to the day after a bird carrying a package of crystal meth was found at the prison next door.
Officers discovered the latest bird wearing its backpack inside Matsqui Institution during a routine search on the morning of Feb. 27, according to its union. The backpack, possibly made from cut-up jeans, was empty — leading guards to believe the bird might have still been in training.
I wish I would have known this before founding a startup! pic.twitter.com/Bdut3Onq0P
— General Spalding (@robert_spalding) March 4, 2023
Steak night 🔥 pic.twitter.com/mTecJUBO65
— Jason Helmes (@anymanfitness) March 3, 2023
We come to it at last:
Rival otter clans fighting over territory in Singapore. pic.twitter.com/9t35sQH7BW
— Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) March 3, 2023
— Ben (@Ben02076331) February 28, 2023
Not today scumbag, not today. pic.twitter.com/XLDaaXgvru
— Ivan Trumpovic 🇦🇺🇭🇷🇺🇲🇷🇺 (@QualityTweets78) February 23, 2023
It takes a special kind of stupid to punch an animal that weighs 1,000 pounds.
Footage captured the shocking moment an angry camel fatally trampled a man who punched it at a children’s camp in Russia.
The wheel is spinning but the hamster's dead:
FYI: This woman works in the Human Resources department of your company.pic.twitter.com/7HB2SwQk3w
— Gonzalo Lira (@GonzaloLira1968) February 17, 2023
Not paying full price for used goods. pic.twitter.com/5xU9acXjWi
— The Laughing Cat (@aaaccc8657) February 15, 2023
Smdh at these transphobic horses. #EquinePrivilege pic.twitter.com/qqkx94HB5h
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) February 6, 2023
The controversy around this is a reminder that men are NOT ALLOWED to express their preferences.
— Cernovich (@Cernovich) February 6, 2023
I don’t even agree with this, men are complex emotionally.
But the crime of this tweet is being a man and wanting anything.
Instead of being pack mule. https://t.co/r7JHVbXa5p
Yup. Consider the phrase that women utter a lot: BE A MAN! They use that as a wrapper for all sorts of ridiculous female preferences.
Now, try to imagine a scenario where a guy tells a gal: BE A WOMAN!
It's not even an argument of whether the male preferences or standards for women are sensible or not. It's simply outrageous to even consider that women should have to meet any sort of criteria to satisfy men.
So, a basic woman says that she wants the following in a man:
And the basic audience nods in agreement.
A man says that he wants a woman who is:
HOW DARE YOU, YOU MISOGYNISTIC PIG!?!
If you think that the list of female preferences above is silly, then take a look at this:
The best part was when one female stated that she wanted her man to have a $1.5 million Bugatti but she would settle for a $500,000 Ferrari.