Women ruin everything
Aug 09, 2024
It's shocking that a chess player couldn't think a few steps ahead in real life.
It's shocking that a chess player couldn't think a few steps ahead in real life.
Never deleting this app. pic.twitter.com/r7YoNa6E8Y
— Leonarda Jonie (@Leonardaisfunny) July 28, 2024
Doggo enjoying the slide pic.twitter.com/o3307j5Hjx
— B&S (@_B___S) June 30, 2024
...lol what did he expect would happen? pic.twitter.com/gwuOsdz1qm
— Heyzeusmuhammed (@heyzeusmuhammed) June 6, 2024
@BowTiedBull @BowTiedOx @FidelCacheFlow
— Brian Gates (@briangates31) June 1, 2024
I guess they are catching on?
Interesting pic.twitter.com/HMWIwO9Jst
— I,Hypocrite (@lporiginalg) May 21, 2024
The survivors have learned an important lesson:
Multiple studies in the Northern Hemisphere show the sound of our voices evokes more terror than other apex predators and now new research in the Southern Hemisphere reaches the same conclusion.
Australian marsupials studied in Tasmania were at least 2.4 times more likely to flee from human voices than the sound of any other predator considered. [...]
From exploiting more than 300 times more vertebrate species than comparable predators, to our global scale ecological destruction, we humans are by far the most lethal mammals on the planet.
Last year researchers discovered mammals on the African savannah fear the sound of humans even more than lions, so McGann and team were keen to see if our voices also provoked the most fear in mammals that haven't evolved alongside many large predators.
They should be afraid. Though, I do wonder how the tigers in India react to human sounds. They likely salivate. It wouldn't exactly be easy to study that.
last 2 seconds is like the best horror film ever pic.twitter.com/PhKTrZ6xUV
— cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys) May 9, 2024
Like orcs looking at a tasty hobbit.
A caregiver has been caught viciously beating a 93-year-old dementia patient with a soiled diaper before trying to choke her out in horrific footage released by police.
— Lauren Witzke (@LaurenWitzkeDE) April 26, 2024
Even our elderly are suffering from the horrors of diversity. pic.twitter.com/xHxt2pEIcX
SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED HER A NIGGER!
There is no cure for stupid:
Metrolinx is reminding people not to cross the train racks at Union Station in downtown Toronto after a video posted by @whattrendingcanada on its Instagram account showed dozens of commuters getting off of a GO Train and doing just that amidst large exiting crowds on the platforms Sunday. [...]
At one point later in the video, you can see and hear what looks like a man in a Toronto Police uniform repeatedly yelling, “Off the tracks! Off the tracks!”
Basic rules are beyond these idiots.
Definitely not seasoned stunt men:
A 15-year-old boy is in hospital in life-threatening condition after falling from the roof of a moving GO train early Sunday morning, police say. It happened at around midnight as the train headed eastbound after leaving Union Station. Police say that the boy was with three other youths, all of which went onto the roof of the train while it was in motion.
Who is to blame? Shah Rukh Khan.
According to the report, 40% of pilots in Pakistan have fake licenses. Shockingly, the two pilots involved in this crash had genuine papers.
It's pretty impressive:
I don't know why but I really want to try booster shots.
This video got flagged on tiktok and I lost my account in 2021. The vid is still hilarious pic.twitter.com/NUCArs0ztR
— Owen Benjamin 🐻 (@OwenBenjamin) April 24, 2024
Okay, I laughed a lot at the end:
Here’s another banned video I made right after I got kicked off YouTube called “finally ready to apologize. Don’t judge me I have kids to feed.”
— Owen Benjamin 🐻 (@OwenBenjamin) April 25, 2024
It’s a classic pic.twitter.com/BQUs4vzNGO
That scooter jump, wow!
The cat version of Apocalypto just dropped, and it's every bit as good as you'd think. pic.twitter.com/1DuozRQC99
— RAW EGG NATIONALIST (@Babygravy9) April 26, 2024
I've been in a major quake that was a 5.5. It was followed by 20 mild aftershocks in two days. I felt about five of them. This is a whole different level of stress and anxiety:
Taiwan was rocked by a series of strong earthquakes on Monday and Tuesday. According to the Central News Agency, there were an astonishing “103 earthquakes of magnitude 4 or higher” recorded between 5.08pm Monday and 10.27am today. Despite two quakes measuring magnitude 6.0 and 6.3 early Tuesday, only “a small number of cleanroom staff were immediately evacuated,” from TSMC fabs, reports DigiTimes.
These people will feel "phantom earthquakes" for a while. There won't be any real quake but their brain is going to play tricks on them.
These people almost got nominated for Darwin Awards:
An unsettling video shows a group of people carelessly ripping bear cubs out of a tree to snap some selfies in North Carolina.
The group of about six people was caught on video Tuesday pulling three scared black bear cubs out of a tree over a fence at a Buncombe County apartment complex, ABC 13 News reported.
During the video, several of the individuals were seen posing with the cubs, with one person even dropping one while holding it.
I wouldn't even approach domesticated kittens or puppies to avoid scaring them or triggering an overprotective mommy. So, this is just beyond me.
The crowd couldn't hold back its astonishment at the incredible display of power.
There's only one incorporated city in Michigan that‘s even going to see totality during the Great American eclipse, Luna Pier, which is just a little north of Toledo. Like many small cities, Luna Pier is worried that they'll be overrun with sun watchers.
So much so, that Jim Gardner says people have asked him to stop the eclipse from happening.
The average cat’s reaction time is approximately 20-70 milliseconds, which is faster than the average snake’s reaction time, 44-70 milliseconds. pic.twitter.com/GtPA8gANcF
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) March 31, 2024
I saw a fat cat jump in the air and smack a fly down to the floor. It played with the fatigued fly for a minute and then ate it. The level of power and reaction time for an overweight specimen of the species was quite impressive.
It's very tough to blame Vite Soupemacy! for this:
Perhaps, his next trip could be to Pakistan. He can go out with a bang.
Zero professionalism + Giant egos = Game over!
A friend of mine who was very pro-Covid vaccines and had at least 4 of them was just diagnosed with bladder cancer out of the blue.
— Sarah Jane (@SJWilliams123) February 21, 2024
His dr told him that it was from the vaccines. He said he’s seen an enormous increase in bladder cancer since the shots came out.
And my friend?…
Man defends himself against armed robbers, justified? pic.twitter.com/uddjrsOXBz
— Crime clips (@bestwildclips) January 19, 2024
A woman's nature is revealed at the end.
Parents teaching kids to steal pic.twitter.com/LvF4JZ2tuq
— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) January 29, 2024
Wait, is that "adult" eating chips off the floor!?
Did I just see white solidarity?
— Jeff Younger (@JeffYoungerShow) January 19, 2024
pic.twitter.com/mBeHj5B3HC
Black man is confused by a high-trust, WHITE environment. pic.twitter.com/QQngOzhXnQ
— Way of the World (@wayotworld) January 18, 2024
But I did eat breakfast this morning pic.twitter.com/NJ3YRsmX0W
— 🌴 Josh Lekach 🌴 (@JoshLekach) December 18, 2023
Horrible and utterly predictable:
— NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) December 31, 2023
Wow! Reminds one of the great positioning game with Fischer where Spassky applauded.
“Why don’t we put white people on an island so we reduce their population?”
— iamyesyouareno (@iamyesyouareno) December 10, 2023
The reply is gold. He had no comeback because it’s true. pic.twitter.com/lo4yuk0IVJ
— Swordfish... (@JeevanPrakash) November 28, 2023
Vox Day: Castalia House Thanksgiving Sales
Quite a few extensive sales. The Castalia House ebooks for a dollar each can't be beat. Placed my order today.
Why do I feel like playing tetris?
Would you move here? pic.twitter.com/nYYMB5cKFD
— AIRBNB INTERIOR (@airbnbtools) November 5, 2023
They are so unsightly. I've seen a few in my city. What makes them worse is that they are often surrounded by normal, symmetrical, and aesthetic homes on all sides. They really stand out for all the wrong reasons. Don't know what the home owners were thinking when they refreshed their old properties to look so hideous.
"Dad, I'm sorry for misbehaving today, can I tell you a story before bed?...once upon a time there was a family w a mom, a dad and [x] kids. Then the dad got eaten my a vampire and everyone lived happily ever after, the end."
— BowTiedF'er - Chad Personal Finance (@BowTiedEffer) November 9, 2023
Fer child 5yr old. After a lot of timeouts today pic.twitter.com/W2UCHKJv1Y
My fave library 📚 🥩 pic.twitter.com/1bSabXGcoR
— BowTiedOctopod | Culinary Chad (@BowTiedOctopod) November 7, 2023
I had a few luxury cars in my mind but her answer stunned me. Also, "it depends" doesn't help her case. She's practically royalty.
David Beckham is the last remaining investigative journalist pic.twitter.com/XQgwOqdoav
— Chris Bakke (@ChrisJBakke) October 5, 2023
Decoy Voice just got another subscriber:
It was strange to see the Japanese police approach these guys a few times but then ... zero consequences. Looks like they've got months of video evidence to bring the hammer down.
Anyway, the most absurd part of the video was when the Black guy said, "You're harassing me for no reason." Now, that was rich!
Found it pic.twitter.com/1UamG9mo6q
— Puddin (@half0) September 15, 2023
Flavourful Indian Slop being prepared to eat - Roll on 2050 https://t.co/sKCpxJH9c7 pic.twitter.com/KTktHsc6p2
— ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 (@kunley_drukpa) September 3, 2023
Tranny doesn't know much:
Why yes, it must. https://t.co/DuSmaQ2K9C pic.twitter.com/fRNUET5fb2
— Eurasian Emperor (@empireenjoyer10) September 4, 2023
when you definitely understand your boyfriend's finance job pic.twitter.com/Fzav41ifeA
— Alexis Gay (@yayalexisgay) August 25, 2023
The part about the assets made me laugh.
The best explanation for the “dad bod” girls like is:
— BowTiedOx | Chad Bodybuilder (@BowTiedOx) August 18, 2023
“They want a guy who is strong & obviously goes to the gym but also is going to eat whatever he wants & drink with you” https://t.co/baJCOjxVJp
you know you live in dystopia when your grocer sells you a product called "Just Egg" that contains zero eggs pic.twitter.com/f5yQ5jXj8I
— Stonetoss Comics (@stone_toss) August 16, 2023
Did you know that if you don't get married your house magically cleans itself? https://t.co/yUBWjQENME
— Justice Dankula (@CountDankulaTV) August 10, 2023
That's an impressive life hack!
The apex predator relishes the moment:
The screams of the longhouse while Man overcomes nature. pic.twitter.com/5D6l7zrm5b
— Marlin, Esq (@nostalgiafkninc) August 1, 2023