CSS contender
Nov 04, 2024
I was so close to winning this in high school.
Wisdom
Nov 01, 2024
"Used to smoke cigarettes, I was a heavy smoker. I would even smoke when I went jogging which is stupid of course. So I quit jogging."
— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) October 30, 2024
😭pic.twitter.com/hEsx2fsPRz
Women ruin everything
Aug 09, 2024
It's shocking that a chess player couldn't think a few steps ahead in real life.
Those wily Mexicans!
Jul 28, 2024
Never deleting this app. pic.twitter.com/r7YoNa6E8Y
— Leonarda Jonie (@Leonardaisfunny) July 28, 2024
Yorkie!
Jun 30, 2024
Doggo enjoying the slide pic.twitter.com/o3307j5Hjx
— B&S (@_B___S) June 30, 2024
Based bull
Jun 06, 2024
...lol what did he expect would happen? pic.twitter.com/gwuOsdz1qm
— Heyzeusmuhammed (@heyzeusmuhammed) June 6, 2024
Clever girl
Jun 02, 2024
@BowTiedBull @BowTiedOx @FidelCacheFlow
— Brian Gates (@briangates31) June 1, 2024
I guess they are catching on?
Interesting pic.twitter.com/HMWIwO9Jst
English massacred
May 27, 2024
— I,Hypocrite (@lporiginalg) May 21, 2024
The Alpha
May 27, 2024
The survivors have learned an important lesson:
Multiple studies in the Northern Hemisphere show the sound of our voices evokes more terror than other apex predators and now new research in the Southern Hemisphere reaches the same conclusion.
Australian marsupials studied in Tasmania were at least 2.4 times more likely to flee from human voices than the sound of any other predator considered. [...]
From exploiting more than 300 times more vertebrate species than comparable predators, to our global scale ecological destruction, we humans are by far the most lethal mammals on the planet.
Last year researchers discovered mammals on the African savannah fear the sound of humans even more than lions, so McGann and team were keen to see if our voices also provoked the most fear in mammals that haven't evolved alongside many large predators.
They should be afraid. Though, I do wonder how the tigers in India react to human sounds. They likely salivate. It wouldn't exactly be easy to study that.
There are no words
May 25, 2024
Cute predators
May 09, 2024
last 2 seconds is like the best horror film ever pic.twitter.com/PhKTrZ6xUV
— cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys) May 9, 2024
Like orcs looking at a tasty hobbit.
Scott Adams was right
May 04, 2024
A caregiver has been caught viciously beating a 93-year-old dementia patient with a soiled diaper before trying to choke her out in horrific footage released by police.
— Lauren Witzke (@LaurenWitzkeDE) April 26, 2024
Even our elderly are suffering from the horrors of diversity. pic.twitter.com/xHxt2pEIcX
SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED HER A NIGGER!
Choosing the literal predator
May 03, 2024
There is no cure for stupid:
New New Delhi
May 01, 2024
Metrolinx is reminding people not to cross the train racks at Union Station in downtown Toronto after a video posted by @whattrendingcanada on its Instagram account showed dozens of commuters getting off of a GO Train and doing just that amidst large exiting crowds on the platforms Sunday. [...]
At one point later in the video, you can see and hear what looks like a man in a Toronto Police uniform repeatedly yelling, “Off the tracks! Off the tracks!”
Basic rules are beyond these idiots.
What has India done?
Apr 29, 2024
Definitely not seasoned stunt men:
A 15-year-old boy is in hospital in life-threatening condition after falling from the roof of a moving GO train early Sunday morning, police say. It happened at around midnight as the train headed eastbound after leaving Union Station. Police say that the boy was with three other youths, all of which went onto the roof of the train while it was in motion.
Who is to blame? Shah Rukh Khan.
The cost of lies
Apr 28, 2024
According to the report, 40% of pilots in Pakistan have fake licenses. Shockingly, the two pilots involved in this crash had genuine papers.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Apr 28, 2024
It's pretty impressive:
LOL
Apr 27, 2024
I don't know why but I really want to try booster shots.
This video got flagged on tiktok and I lost my account in 2021. The vid is still hilarious pic.twitter.com/NUCArs0ztR
— Owen Benjamin 🐻 (@OwenBenjamin) April 24, 2024
Okay, I laughed a lot at the end:
Here’s another banned video I made right after I got kicked off YouTube called “finally ready to apologize. Don’t judge me I have kids to feed.”
— Owen Benjamin 🐻 (@OwenBenjamin) April 25, 2024
It’s a classic pic.twitter.com/BQUs4vzNGO
Video of the day
Apr 26, 2024
That scooter jump, wow!
The cat version of Apocalypto just dropped, and it's every bit as good as you'd think. pic.twitter.com/1DuozRQC99
— RAW EGG NATIONALIST (@Babygravy9) April 26, 2024
Nightmares
Apr 23, 2024
I've been in a major quake that was a 5.5. It was followed by 20 mild aftershocks in two days. I felt about five of them. This is a whole different level of stress and anxiety:
Taiwan was rocked by a series of strong earthquakes on Monday and Tuesday. According to the Central News Agency, there were an astonishing “103 earthquakes of magnitude 4 or higher” recorded between 5.08pm Monday and 10.27am today. Despite two quakes measuring magnitude 6.0 and 6.3 early Tuesday, only “a small number of cleanroom staff were immediately evacuated,” from TSMC fabs, reports DigiTimes.
These people will feel "phantom earthquakes" for a while. There won't be any real quake but their brain is going to play tricks on them.
No limit to stupidity
Apr 22, 2024
These people almost got nominated for Darwin Awards:
An unsettling video shows a group of people carelessly ripping bear cubs out of a tree to snap some selfies in North Carolina.
The group of about six people was caught on video Tuesday pulling three scared black bear cubs out of a tree over a fence at a Buncombe County apartment complex, ABC 13 News reported.
During the video, several of the individuals were seen posing with the cubs, with one person even dropping one while holding it.
I wouldn't even approach domesticated kittens or puppies to avoid scaring them or triggering an overprotective mommy. So, this is just beyond me.
Mighty feline
Apr 19, 2024
The crowd couldn't hold back its astonishment at the incredible display of power.
Save us from the loony moon!
Apr 07, 2024
There's only one incorporated city in Michigan that‘s even going to see totality during the Great American eclipse, Luna Pier, which is just a little north of Toledo. Like many small cities, Luna Pier is worried that they'll be overrun with sun watchers.
So much so, that Jim Gardner says people have asked him to stop the eclipse from happening.
Predators
Apr 01, 2024
The average cat’s reaction time is approximately 20-70 milliseconds, which is faster than the average snake’s reaction time, 44-70 milliseconds. pic.twitter.com/GtPA8gANcF
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) March 31, 2024
I saw a fat cat jump in the air and smack a fly down to the floor. It played with the fatigued fly for a minute and then ate it. The level of power and reaction time for an overweight specimen of the species was quite impressive.
No limit to stupidity
Mar 27, 2024
It's very tough to blame Vite Soupemacy! for this:
Perhaps, his next trip could be to Pakistan. He can go out with a bang.
When god isn't willing
Mar 05, 2024
Zero professionalism + Giant egos = Game over!
Vaxxed to the max
Feb 22, 2024
A friend of mine who was very pro-Covid vaccines and had at least 4 of them was just diagnosed with bladder cancer out of the blue.
— Sarah Jane (@SJWilliams123) February 21, 2024
His dr told him that it was from the vaccines. He said he’s seen an enormous increase in bladder cancer since the shots came out.
And my friend?…
Justice
Jan 30, 2024
Man defends himself against armed robbers, justified? pic.twitter.com/uddjrsOXBz
— Crime clips (@bestwildclips) January 19, 2024
A woman's nature is revealed at the end.
A scholar and his family
Jan 29, 2024
Parents teaching kids to steal pic.twitter.com/LvF4JZ2tuq
— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) January 29, 2024
Wait, is that "adult" eating chips off the floor!?
Retards + Cameras
Jan 23, 2024
The Saxon Spirit
Jan 19, 2024
Did I just see white solidarity?
— Jeff Younger (@JeffYoungerShow) January 19, 2024
pic.twitter.com/mBeHj5B3HC
Those Crazy White People!
Jan 18, 2024
Black man is confused by a high-trust, WHITE environment. pic.twitter.com/QQngOzhXnQ
— Way of the World (@wayotworld) January 18, 2024
Ocean's crazy!
Jan 15, 2024
But I did eat breakfast this morning pic.twitter.com/NJ3YRsmX0W
— 🌴 Josh Lekach 🌴 (@JoshLekach) December 18, 2023
Swiss cheese in Pakistan
Jan 13, 2024
Horrible and utterly predictable:
How orcs eat in the land of Mordor
Jan 05, 2024
— NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) December 31, 2023
Magnificent
Jan 01, 2024
Wow! Reminds one of the great positioning game with Fischer where Spassky applauded.
Asian Santa
Dec 21, 2023
An interesting proposal
Dec 10, 2023
“Why don’t we put white people on an island so we reduce their population?”
— iamyesyouareno (@iamyesyouareno) December 10, 2023
The reply is gold. He had no comeback because it’s true. pic.twitter.com/lo4yuk0IVJ
Golden looks smart
Dec 02, 2023
— Swordfish... (@JeevanPrakash) November 28, 2023
The best sale
Nov 27, 2023
Vox Day: Castalia House Thanksgiving Sales
Quite a few extensive sales. The Castalia House ebooks for a dollar each can't be beat. Placed my order today.
No, no, no
Nov 11, 2023
Why do I feel like playing tetris?
Would you move here? pic.twitter.com/nYYMB5cKFD
— AIRBNB INTERIOR (@airbnbtools) November 5, 2023
They are so unsightly. I've seen a few in my city. What makes them worse is that they are often surrounded by normal, symmetrical, and aesthetic homes on all sides. They really stand out for all the wrong reasons. Don't know what the home owners were thinking when they refreshed their old properties to look so hideous.
Feel the rage!
Nov 09, 2023
"Dad, I'm sorry for misbehaving today, can I tell you a story before bed?...once upon a time there was a family w a mom, a dad and [x] kids. Then the dad got eaten my a vampire and everyone lived happily ever after, the end."
— BowTiedF'er - Chad Personal Finance (@BowTiedEffer) November 9, 2023
Fer child 5yr old. After a lot of timeouts today pic.twitter.com/W2UCHKJv1Y
I do like libraries
Nov 07, 2023
My fave library 📚 🥩 pic.twitter.com/1bSabXGcoR
— BowTiedOctopod | Culinary Chad (@BowTiedOctopod) November 7, 2023
Beckham keeping her honest
Oct 06, 2023
I had a few luxury cars in my mind but her answer stunned me. Also, "it depends" doesn't help her case. She's practically royalty.
David Beckham is the last remaining investigative journalist pic.twitter.com/XQgwOqdoav
— Chris Bakke (@ChrisJBakke) October 5, 2023
"Shoe-sized IQ crew"
Sep 23, 2023
Decoy Voice just got another subscriber:
It was strange to see the Japanese police approach these guys a few times but then ... zero consequences. Looks like they've got months of video evidence to bring the hammer down.
Anyway, the most absurd part of the video was when the Black guy said, "You're harassing me for no reason." Now, that was rich!
Keep it away from water
Sep 15, 2023
Found it pic.twitter.com/1UamG9mo6q
— Puddin (@half0) September 15, 2023
It adds to the flavor
Sep 04, 2023
Flavourful Indian Slop being prepared to eat - Roll on 2050 https://t.co/sKCpxJH9c7 pic.twitter.com/KTktHsc6p2
— ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 (@kunley_drukpa) September 3, 2023
Tranny doesn't know much:
Why yes, it must. https://t.co/DuSmaQ2K9C pic.twitter.com/fRNUET5fb2
— Eurasian Emperor (@empireenjoyer10) September 4, 2023
The world of finance
Aug 28, 2023
when you definitely understand your boyfriend's finance job pic.twitter.com/Fzav41ifeA
— Alexis Gay (@yayalexisgay) August 25, 2023
The part about the assets made me laugh.
Fit + 25 lbs.
Aug 18, 2023
The best explanation for the “dad bod” girls like is:
— BowTiedOx | Chad Bodybuilder (@BowTiedOx) August 18, 2023
“They want a guy who is strong & obviously goes to the gym but also is going to eat whatever he wants & drink with you” https://t.co/baJCOjxVJp