The cold cold North

It's illegal to own a handgun, taser or pepper spray in Ontario, Canada. So, when criminals break into your home, what can you do?

As reported by blogTO, Toronto Police Service Constable Marco Ricciardi said, "To prevent the possibility of being attacked in your home, leave your [key] fobs at your front door because they're breaking into your home to steal your car. They don't want anything else."

That police constable is one mighty psychic! What happens when a criminal is not content with stealing your automobile? Perhaps, he's interested in pilfering a few more items? Or he has the sudden urge to rearrange your face? Maybe, he wants to bend you over, tear off your underwear, and then culturally enrich you?

In that case, you can take solace in the fact that you left your car keys near the front door. Also, nobody ever called you a RACISSS!