Pump up those profits!

I got 16GB RAM in 2012. Today, Apple offers this trash:

The combination of low RAM (8GB!) and a tiny SSD (256GB!) is spectacularly atrocious. In some cases, the performance goes up by 600% by simply doubling those metrics. Of course, Apple knows that this is a garbage setup. Those in the garden will have to pony up some serious cash to get a decent product.