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The highest successful run chase in World Cup history. The two impressive Sri Lankan centurions scored 230 runs from 166 deliveries. The rest of the team? 100 runs! Sri Lanka was 283/4 with 10 overs to go. Forget 400, they couldn't crack 350. Worse, their bowlers didn't really trouble the batsmen. One shudders to think about how ruthlessly England and Australia are going to treat them in the coming weeks.

Both of them have won a World Cup each. They have played eight completed ODI games in the global tournament. Strangely, Pakistan have won all of them.

The biggest loser of the match? Fakhar Zaman.


The pressure is just starting

The South Africans begin their World Cup campaign with a bang!

There are ten teams but really only six are fighting for the semi-final spots:

  1. England
  2. India
  3. Australia
  4. New Zealand
  5. Pakistan
  6. South Africa

The problem for South Africa is that they don't have a dynamite bowling attack. It would be very interesting to see how they manage against the batsmen from England in two weeks. And let's not even mention the C-word ...


Retard wins!

A few seconds of research or call a rich dude a retard?


Stay away from crazy

I've noticed in some videos where there's an unhinged person who's itching to cause trouble in a public setting, there are a few people who promptly distance themselves and their loved ones from the crazy before the shit hits the fan. This shitlib was the exact opposite of that! He casually walked towards the demon and engaged!? He paid with all his freedoms.

The same goes for the dumbass, Burn Loot Murder supporting leftist who got enriched by diversity that she let in her own building.


Late protection

Strange that the media did this. That video is everywhere. No doubt about his race or face.


Banksters in distress

Funny, yesterday, got an email from a Canadian bank about my pre-approved line of credit. $15,000 for a sweet 9.15% interest rate. I don't even have a chequing account with them; just a credit card.


Literally, can't even, shaking!

P.E.I.'s Progressive Conservative premier has removed one of his MLAs from all legislative standing committees, a day after Tyler DesRoches came under fire for comments he made about female paramedics.

Premier Dennis King said in a statement Thursday that the comments the MLA from Summerside-Wilmot made were "inappropriate, wrong and won't be tolerated."

What did he say?

"Not to be sexist or anything like that, is there a stronger recruitment towards males or females?" said the MLA, a volunteer firefighter and thus a medical first responder, asked.

"I just notice a lot more females in the profession now and we get a lot of calls for lift assist because — don't get me wrong, they're great, some of the women that are doing it are unbelievable — but I went to a lift assist the other day because both the females that were working the bus were 105 pounds and the man was 300 pounds and there was no way they were going to get him up."

VAGINA POWERS ACTIVATE!

Female paramedics, female politicians, and the P.E.I. Coalition for Women in Government weigh in on this guy who asked a simple question. Instead of providing an answer and demonstrating how two tiny, weak women can assist a morbidly obese man, all we get is a tsunami of emotion and bullshit.

Of course, the idiot caved and apologized.


Payback for 2019

Revenge for the final of the 2019 World Cup was never going to come in the first match of the 2023 edition. But a nine-wicket demolition of England in the Ahmedabad curtain-raiser will have provided New Zealand ample satisfaction. The defending champions have been battered, comprehensively, wearing what might end up being one of the most emphatic beatings of the tournament.

Quite shocking, really. England's bowlers simply couldn't take wickets. The two New Zealand batsmen dominated to such an extent that even a score of 382 would have been not enough from England.

New Zealand has been a very strong ODI team for many years. They made it to two World Cup finals but couldn't win the trophy. If history is any guide, their match against Pakistan will be very interesting. Often, the Kiwis go in with a red hot winning streak and the Pakis end the party.


The middle gets crushed

Yeah, I've heard several stories of professional couples who are begging mom and dad for money because they can't make their mortgage payments. If their hours are cut, then they'll be forced to sell. These are households making ~$150,000. Those making less are locked out of owning a house.

Fixed, low rates on debt for the 0.1%. Low supply of housing. Middle class forced to sell because can't pay mortgage. So, rents go up. The top 0.1% gets 5% from T-bills and increasing rent payments from the squeezed middle. Simple and diabolical.


His heart is full of diversity

Life is not a Disney movie or in other words: No chill!

His zero survival instincts and total lack of situational awareness was astonishing. He basically made a HOW TO DIE video. Darwin Award won!

You must have a heart of stone to not laugh:


NGMI!?!

If he truly knew himself, he would have made one simple purchase which would have allowed him the luxury of not fucking it all up. 30-year T-bills!

Monthly spending budget for the next 30 years? $4 million. Nice.


They have to go back

Leftist call America evil, sexist, racist, White Soupemacisss! Yet, they want open borders!

Americans should take their premise seriously and halt all immigration to protect the foreign colored peoples from the horrors of the US society. Even better, deport the millions of illegal aliens back to their countries.


Scott Adams was right

For White people who don't see color:

"No White cop!"

"Get your White face out of here!"

"Get your ass out of here!"

"It ain't safe for no White people out here."

"Go get you some donuts and get the fuck out of here!"

Yeah, there's no fixing this. Leave them to rot.