Won't you feel sorry for this 25%?
Nov 05, 2022
What a weird way of saying 3 in 4 homeless people are men. pic.twitter.com/jKZNtxP9gA
— iamyesyouareno (@iamyesyouareno) November 4, 2022
A message for fired twitter employees
Nov 05, 2022
I have to get something off my chest. To all Twitter employees not returning to work on Monday...
— 🏺Mιƈԋαҽʅ🏺 (@NPCEater) November 4, 2022
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Missing Norm
Nov 05, 2022
🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/dER1E7BfOj
— ☢️MAGA Dexter Sinister🍊 (@Mr_Dex_Sinister) November 5, 2022
Soul for shekels
Nov 05, 2022
The Kyrie Irving situation is absolutely out of control.
— James Edwards (@JamesEdwardsTPC) November 4, 2022
He should retire on principle and sue the NBA, making this as public and as costly as possible. pic.twitter.com/dQ9qP0xOTV
One uppity slave
Nov 05, 2022
— Leandro 🇮🇹 🇷🇺 🇧🇷 (@Ceasar_LF) November 4, 2022
Modern California
Nov 04, 2022
— God Bless Texas (@GodAmericaTexas) November 4, 2022
Lean Genetics
Nov 04, 2022
Imagine how easy it is for people who remain lean & disease-free on high junk food diets. I know people who've never had weight issues and eat like shit. Their kids are all tall skinny bean poles and eat poorly too.
— Bill Lagakos (@CaloriesProper) November 4, 2022
Scientists should study these people.
I knew a guy like that in university. He ate insanely huge meals. Fries, snacks, sugary juices, desserts, sodas, more snacks. It was surreal because he looked like a tall toothpick. It was like his body didn't know how to store calories. Not an ounce of fat on him. It would definitely be interesting to see the genetic and hormonal differences that make these people so efficient.
Very Bad Person
Nov 03, 2022
So- after 40 yrs of watching elections- and finding out winners election night-
— Ringothe5th (@ringothe5th) November 3, 2022
We’re supposed to accept that the “new normal” is we don’t find out the winner until a bunch of ballots gets unpacked from boxes and trunks of cars 2 weeks later.
And NEVER question it.
Sounds legit.
Are you an ELECTION DENIER!? Are you an INSURRECTIONIST!? Are you a TRUMP SUPPORTER!? OMG, literally a Nazi. Because we know that Nazis were famous for questioning their government.
Also, remember that there is no proof and there will be no proof of widespread election fraud. Just some very specific, targeted cheating in a few evenly divided states.
Avoid the cheap stuff
Nov 02, 2022
— large virgil (@virgilthebig) November 2, 2022
Big Sugar is definitely using cheaper and lower-quality ingredients in their bite-sized candies. I've noticed that with M&Ms. At first, I thought that it was unsatisfactory because of the small amount but nope; it just tastes off. I avoid almost all Hershey's. You couldn't pay me to eat that American garbage.
Various Japanese (Royce), Swiss (Lindt), German (Ritter Sport), and British (Cadbury) chocolates taste so much better.
Mistakes were made
Nov 02, 2022
Acknowledging past decisions that, while well intended, were destructive, and learning a ragtag team of rebels might win again, the Galactic Empire has proposed amnesty for anyone who may have gotten a little carried away and blown up several planets.
"This is supposed to be a happy galaxy. Let's not bicker and argue about who annihilated whose planet," wrote Grand Moff Ardus Kaine in a guest opinion piece published by The Atlantic after polls showed destroying Alderaan just to get a politician to squeal did not sit well with the galaxy's citizens. "Oopsies happen. Forgive and forget, I always say."
Learn to code
Nov 01, 2022
Fascist America
Nov 01, 2022
Docs show Facebook and Twitter closely collaborating w/ Dept of Homeland Security, FBI to police “disinfo.” Plans to expand censorship on topics like withdrawal from Afghanistan, origins of COVID, info that undermines trust in financial institutions. https://t.co/Zb3zmI1dQF
— Lee Fang (@lhfang) October 31, 2022
The Democrats portray the opposition as against democracy. It's quite the projection. They silence their opposition online and conjure up magical votes to get Creepy in power. Their panic over twitter shows that they don't have total control over Elon. Given how closely divided the US is, even a small shift in the Narrative could mean huge election losses that are outside the margin of fraud.
L of the month
Nov 01, 2022
— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) October 28, 2022
The fruits of affirmative action
Nov 01, 2022
We live in a crazy stimulation:
In a discussion over affirmative action, Sotomayor ironically shows she doesn't know the basic difference between "de facto" and "de jure."
— Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) November 1, 2022
It's not a slip of the tongue, they go back and forth, Alito tries to correct her and she proceeds to make the same mistake. pic.twitter.com/6RjJR1FfSz
How to destroy a country
Nov 01, 2022
What's better than importing one million people every three years? Opening the gates to one million every two years, of course!
The federal government is planning a massive increase in the number of immigrants entering Canada, with a goal of seeing 500,000 people arrive each year by 2025.
Immigration Minister Sean Fraser revealed the new targets on Tuesday, saying the move was necessary to ensure Canada's economic prosperity as the country struggles with a labour shortage resulting in 1 million job vacancies.
It's simple economics. The job vacancies are because of low wages. Canada is a big place. The average young guy is not going to move to a different part of the country for a job that pays close to minimum wage. However, there are hundreds of millions of people in the world who would be more than happy to make $15/hour in Canada.
The average house close to Toronto (45 min. car ride, 90 min. train one-way) costs $1 million. Young people here can't afford to pay $5,000 a month for a mortgage for decades. However, new immigrants don't complain as ten of them live in a 3-bedroom apartment while each pays $200/month in rent.
The real estate situation will get worse in the long run as demand escalates while the supply can't keep up. Oh, and that's just the economics downside. The whole cultural enrichment aspect can't be denied.
🇨🇦#Canada
— Klaus Arminius (@Klaus_Arminius) October 26, 2022
Malton trashed with litter after a fight broke out between Indian Hindus and Indian Khalistanis.
One resident told us: “The government is importing warring foreigners” pic.twitter.com/qUjy2L1pIq
Most Canadians understand this at some level. That's why they oppose increasing immigration. Unfortunately, nobody in the political spectrum stands up to this nonsense of inviting hordes of warring foreigners.