Reality is some competition for the Babylon Bee:
A 26-year-old woman who drove her SUV through a Portland, Maine, police pedestrian plaza and down a flight of stairs claimed she was “following her GPS instructions,” according to police.
The booze didn't help.
— D. B. (@BeoursBeours) April 27, 2022
The UAE has become very shiny over the past two decades but, at its core, it's still a totalitarian state where uncomfortable questions can lead to jail.
2) It is FAIR to deny entry, or to deport. It's their country. But the UAE can be a roach motel.
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb (@nntaleb) May 2, 2022
Remember the UK student who was investigating labor conditions for his PhD. He got a life sentence.https://t.co/rW2ANZrfnE
This falcon and dog work as a team to hunt various rodents in vineyards. pic.twitter.com/kqBeFYaqMH
— Cimmerian Pervert (@cimmerian_v) April 30, 2022
When Mexican police found a pile of about 150 skulls in a cave near the Guatemalan border, they thought they were looking at a crime scene, and took the bones to the state capital.
It turns out it was a very cold case.
It took a decade of tests and analysis to determine the skulls were from sacrificial victims killed between A.D. 900 and 1200, the National Institute of Anthropology and History said Wednesday.
The Aztecs and similar tribes were brutal, vicious, and wicked:
[...] experts said Wednesday the victims in the cave had probably been ritually decapitated and the skulls put on display on a kind of trophy rack known as a "tzompantli." Spanish conquistadores wrote about seeing such racks in the 1520s, and some Spaniards' heads even wound up on them.