I used to tweet, as a joke, that the Dem answer to high gas prices was to say "all the poors can just go buy a Tesla."
— Rachel Bovard (@rachelbovard) March 7, 2022
And then, in the face of nearly $5/gallon gas...they actually said it. https://t.co/8emNwsLM8S
Also, to all the homeless bums out there, just buy a house. Like, duh.
My high school graduation year; this brings back memories:
A perfectly preserved Taco Bell receipt from 1999 found inside a library book. An incredible archaeological find! pic.twitter.com/w7RlZuT1LW
— Jeze3D.exe v2.5.1 💾 (@RealJezebelley) March 4, 2022
What pure delusion looks like:
6 feet dorsal fin?
— Mr Foxnose "Russian Asset" (@asymmetricalpha) March 6, 2022
7 figures in pounds?
8 inches blow hole?
Is she looking for Captain Ahab? pic.twitter.com/2Vn171FzGv
Russian Asset made me laugh.
https://t.co/WxP92rEFw5 pic.twitter.com/MPE2JnJj86
— Syraj Hashmyy (@SirajAHashmi) March 5, 2022
On a related note:
"Lower income people don't want war because they're low IQ"
— Lauren Chen (@TheLaurenChen) March 5, 2022
Or... how about lower income people don't want war BECAUSE THEYRE THE ONES MORE LIKELY TO FIGHT IN WAR pic.twitter.com/JBsjGfQIHB
What mindless stupidity?
— 🅼🅰🆃🆃🅷🅴🆆 🅲🆁🅴🆂🆂🆆🅴🅵🅾🆄🆁🌲 (@MatthewCresswe4) March 3, 2022
You're just imagining things... pic.twitter.com/lhT5ts7MyZ
Shane Warne, one of cricket's all-time greats, has died of a suspected heart attack at the age of 52.
Warne, who was named as one of Wisden's Five Cricketers of the Century, claimed 708 Test wickets in a 15-year career for Australia between 1992 and 2007, and was also an ODI World Cup winner in 1999.
Putin right now pic.twitter.com/zzN5w8meqw
— TexasBallCoach (@TxBallCoach40) March 2, 2022
I've seen a lot of instances where it sure seems like you are saying things that aren't totally accurate and that Russia would love for you to say. A Molotov can easily disable a tank and/or the crew if done properly. There are flammable parts, there are slats for are, etc.
— Dade Murphy (@bjb4061941) March 2, 2022
A bottle of fire worth a few bucks vs. a tank worth millions. Who will win!?
1991: Kurds, Shi'ites, rise against Saddam!
— Martyr Made (@martyrmade) March 2, 2022
They rise, we watch as they're butchered.
2001: Afghans, rise against the Taliban!
They rise, we leave, they're slaughtered.
2006: Iraqi Sunni, rise against AQI!
They rise, are slaughtered w/their families by ISIS.
2014-22: Ukraine...!
Even after so many years of constant bombardment of lies from the media, it still surprises me how they can twist a few simple sentences which were captured on video:
DeSantis: You do not have to wear those masks.
— Cernovich (@Cernovich) March 2, 2022
Libs: OMG HES MAKING THEM NOT WEAR MASKS https://t.co/Rvi2ta1V5N
This screenshot says it all:
DeSantis: “Wear it you want to.”
— Mark Ashworth (@marklarflash) March 2, 2022
The Kids: 🔽 pic.twitter.com/wBJkim00cy
Omg pic.twitter.com/5a8fXiFazj
— Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) March 2, 2022
The Persians must be amused.
"Oh Fu*k"
— Amie Whatserface (@AmieWohrer) March 2, 2022
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/2l8HrM0K0w