"Math"

Actually they could give every man woman and child on the planet 1 million dollars - allowing everyone to finally afford a house in the Bay Area, thus ending poverty.

But they won’t because they’re capitalists and they use capitalism math.

— Blake Commagere (@commagere) July 30, 2020

Are these people serious or are they trying to be funny?

Apple has approximately $200 billion in cash. That's roughly $600 for every person in the United States or about $26 for everyone on the planet.