Trannies Gone Wild

Women are slower, smaller, weaker, and slower than men. When they compete against each other at the elite level, women lose.

Transgender women’s performances generally decline as their testosterone does. But not every male advantage dissipates when testosterone drops. Some advantages, such as their bigger bone structure, greater lung capacity, and larger heart size remain, says Alison Heather, a physiologist at the University of Otago in New Zealand. Testosterone also promotes muscle memory—an ability to regain muscle mass after a period of detraining—by increasing the number of nuclei in muscles, and these added nuclei don’t go away. So transgender women have a heightened ability to build strength even after they transition, Heather says.

To appease the mentally deranged, we get a solution that nobody asked for:

One way to address these issues, Heather and her colleagues wrote in an essay published in the Journal of Medical Ethics, would be to create a handicap system that uses an algorithm to account for physiological parameters such as testosterone, hemoglobin levels, height, and endurance capacity, as well as social factors like gender identity and socioeconomic status.

What. The. Fuck!? Perhaps, I should join a professional sport. The POP* factor just might get me a few medals and prizes.

* Poor Oppressed Paki.