The Austere Religious Leader Saga
Oct 28, 2019
Washington Post is getting clobbered:
Voldemort, embattled Death Eaters' rights activist, murdered by teenage boy.#WaPoDeathNotices pic.twitter.com/G11A2jfV3X
— Matt (@nosoupforgeorge) 27 October 2019
Who doesn't love bacon!
Big Bad Wolf, lung capacity legend & bacon enthusiast, dead at 6. #WaPoDeathNotices pic.twitter.com/iEIrsNTM4T
— PoliticalPopcornNews (@PPN_News) 27 October 2019
If you know Hindi cinema, then you'll get this one:
Famous, highly-prized, rebel, Gabbar Singh, passes away quietly in jail, mourned by his associates who ate his salt and bullets. He was known for his love of unusual dance forms, and for promoting a hands-free existence. #WaPoDeathNotices
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) 28 October 2019
And, of course, the final nail:
Adolf Hitler, outspoken vegetarian and postcard illustrator, dies age 56. #WaPoDeathNotices
— Torch (@SpaceTorch92) 28 October 2019
(Well someone had to.) pic.twitter.com/zYecI4bekH
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