Jobs that Swedes won't do

Beating a woman and stealing her six golden retriever puppies:

A dog breeder in southern Sweden was brutally beaten in connection with a robbery last week. Three masked men stole her six puppies.

Now, several puppy ads written in poor Swedish and at low prices have appeared on various websites.

Children, the elderly, and women are prime targets of this evil. There's no question, this was the work of diversity:

When she regained consciousness, one of the men tried to break her neck. The attempt was interrupted and instead they duct taped her mouth, eyes, hands and feet while communicating in broken Swedish. “They spoke in a foreign language. There is no doubt about it.”

She should get a couple of big, powerful, protective breeds of dog.