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Global News: Amazon’s Jeff Bezos and wife MacKenzie Bezos to divorce.

Billionaire Bezos just couldn't handle the attention from young, hot, naughty supermodels. He slipped, the wife found out, and now she's leaving him.

Well, that's what I thought. The truth is so much uglier:

News is out (thanks to Trump’s friends at the National Enquirer) that Bezos cheated on his wife of two decades and had an affair with a 49-year-old woman sporting staypuft lip injections. That’s her above, Lauren “dirty” Sanchez. She is the wife of a friend of the Bezos’. The timeline is murky, but the latest reporting suggests Bezos was slamming Slamchez while both were still married, but you know how these satanic cult elite marriages are arranged to allow for “managed indiscretions”.

The richest man in the universe was having an affair with a married woman who is old enough to be a grandmother! Sad!

Normally, I feel some sympathy for men who get taken to the cleaners by rapacious whores leveraging a corrupt divorce-rape system that enables their thievery, but in this case I will enjoy every minute of this spectacle and every last dollar squeezed out of robber baron Bezos’ Amazog Prime wallet. It couldn’t happen to a nicer globalist.

Also, the alleged texts are pure soy.

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