Does the popcorn come with cocaine?

I had to re-read this headline to make sure I wasn't hallucinating: You Can Now Get Cineplex Movie Theatre Popcorn Delivered To Your House.

On top of popcorn, you can also get combos as well. The most popular item ordered during the pilot project was the 'Cineplex Movie Night In Combo' which features two medium popcorns, two medium candies and two medium drinks for $28.99.

Damn.

• Medium popcorn for one (from a Costco pack) is $0.25.
• Assorted candies go for $1 each.
• A liter of pop is another $1.

Let's call it a generous $5 for a couple. Cineplex will deliver that for $29. That cold movie theater popcorn comes with a $24 premium. It would be cheaper to take a taxi for a round trip to your grocery store.