No business in Texas

DEAR GOD, WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS???

(Everybody knows that if you have an asset worth $20,000, beating or throwing oil on it causes it to depreciate in value, making it harder to sell in future & reducing overall profit margin. Do you even business, bro?)

h/t @uberfeminist pic.twitter.com/vUV1w0aL5c

— Christoph (@Halalcoholism) 25 March 2018