TO BE FAIR, IT WASN’T A DRILL, IT WAS A FUCKUP: ‘This Is Not a Drill.’ Hawaii Just Sent Out an Incoming Missile Alert. It Was a Mistake.. It must have been awfully disconcerting to have this pop up on people’s phones, and it took nearly 40 minutes to send out the message that it was a mistake.
I thought we were going to die so I had crazy unprotected "end of the world" sex with my ugly neighbor. Now it burns when I pee, there's a baby on the way, and you're telling me we're going to live?