Isaac Schrödinger

Can you feel the peace?

A teenage girl was reportedly murdered by her relatives allegedly on the orders of a tribal jirga in Khyber Agency on Friday, in what the local political administration said was a case of 'honour' killing.

The jirga had issued the orders to kill 13-year-old Naghma after it emerged that she had allegedly attempted to run away with two young men, an official said.

After she allegedly ran away with them, the boys abandoned Naghma during the journey "out of fear". She was later taken into custody by the security forces and released on bail upon assurance by the girl's relatives that they would not kill her, Assistant Political Agent Niaz Mohammad told local reporters.

However, despite their assurances, Naghma's relatives shot her dead three days later inside a house in Landi Kotal tehsil and silently buried her body in a local graveyard.

Seems logical. Uppity slaves who attempt to escape shall face the consequences.

So brave

Calls western freedoms “white supremacy”, bravely ignores actual oppression of women in Islam. pic.twitter.com/nqWozEIRGq

— Satiria (@SatiriaNews) 3 April 2017

The revenge of mediocrity

One can see the evidence all around us. For example, five years ago, in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada, these were built:

Some people refer to them as, I kid you not, The Marilyn Monroe Towers! They are ugly, hideous and monstrous. They ought to be called The Warped Slinky Pranks.

As dumb as it gets

Sam Dastyari, Labor Senator in Australia, goes full cuck:

A Labor senator who fled Iran as a boy has described the end of the holy Muslim month of Ramadan as something that is 'as Aussie as it gets'.

His facebook followers were not amused.

'You, Sam Dastyari, are doing so much damage to the ALP with this Islamic and halal takeover and promoting that,' he said.

More:

Mr Yemini, a former Israeli soldier, said it was disturbing for any politician to describe the end of Ramadan as something quintessentially Australian.

'Lakemba mosque is probably as far from as Aussie as it gets,' he said.

'This is the same Lakemba Mosque, in 2012 I believe, which issued a fatwa against Christmas.

'As Aussie as it gets, eh, mate?'

Pigheaded Germans

A court in Germany has authorized a group of self-appointed Sharia police to continue enforcing Islamic law in the city of Wuppertal. The law they were cleared of vioilating outlaws uniforms that are threatening, such as those of Hitler's brownshirts.

The issue has been brewing ever since 2014, when German politicians reacted strongly to reports of young Salafists conducting nightly "Sharia police" patrols in the city, ordering people to stop various activities, according to the International Business Times.

Seriously, how many world wars is Germany going to start?

White slaves of America

If you are a white American, over the course of your lifetime the federal government will, on average and on your behalf, transfer $384,109 of your wealth and income to a single black individual.

Read the whole thing.

Listening to crazy

The Toronto Star:

What unfolded beginning around 9:30 a.m. Wednesday was a daylight hostage-taking in an Eglinton West massage parlour tucked into an industrial area strip mall. Heavily armed members of Toronto police’s Emergency Task Force soon descended on the area, patrolling the area with guns and taking position on top of nearby buildings, according to witnesses.

Who was the culprit?

Michael Storms, 35, was charged Wednesday with forcible confinement and uttering threats.

The next part is not from The Onion.

The man on the phone had told the Star he had converted to Islam when he was 20, and also went by the name Muhammed Islam.

Definitely, a person with serious mental issues.

Mental illness portrayed as bravery

Liberal Islam does not compute

Men and women pray side by side at the mosque that opened earlier this month in Berlin, which has female imams and where Muslims of all sects of the faith are welcome to worship together.

Supporters of the Ibn Ruschd-Goethe mosque said it would allow liberal Muslims to worship freely but in a tough statement Diyanet took a different stance.

It said that the mosque "neglects" the basic principles of Islam and was "incompatible with the worship, knowledge and methodology" accumulated since the faith was founded by the Prophet Mohammed 14 centuries ago.

That's the problem when you try to "reform" Islam. The fundamentalists simply have to open the religious texts to prove that your liberal rules are, in fact, anti-Islamic. This quickly gets you labelled as a heretic -- the punishment for which is death.

All about the Feelz

“Sometimes i feel like a boy, sometimes a girl” - Kelly the Gorilla explains why “they” pronouns are non-negotiable pic.twitter.com/dwANnyGaBc

— Satiria (@SatiriaNews) 28 June 2017

France in the current year

The fruits of die-versity and multiculturalism:

An app has been launched in Paris warning people if they are in a so-called no-go zone and giving live alerts of sexual assaults.

Dozens of people have already downloaded No-Go Zone, which is available on Google Play, and it currently has a rating of 4.3 out of 5.

Its designers say the app is meant to let people know if they are in a dangerous area and allow them to avoid places in the French capital where they might be at risk of violence or crime.

Tourism in Eastern Europe should benefit from this destructive nonsense. Come to think of it, Hungary and Poland should also debut their No-Go Zone apps ... which have no No-Go Zones.

Diverse flavors

A BBC investigation has found bacteria from faeces in Starbucks, Costa, and Caffe Nero iced drinks.

Looks like that Starbucks refugee program is making an impact.

The Age of Absurdity

Being a terrorist apparently doesn’t look good on a resume.

Members of ISIS are fleeing the Middle East and quietly returning to Europe in an attempt to rejoin society, but there’s one problem: None of them can find jobs.

Oh, the inhumanity!

“I just want to forget everything,” explained 27-year-old Walad Yousef, who was one of 150 fighters to return home to Sweden in recent months.

“I apply for a lot of jobs, but I can’t get any because my pictures are out there,” he said, according to the Daily Caller.

He can always apply to be a halaal butcher. He has practice.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with Sweden? They are knowingly letting ISIS members roam freely within their borders! Since when did it become alright for citizens to travel abroad, slaughter people and then return without any severe consequences?

Greet Wilders vs. Prime Minister Cuck

The day of reckoning will come. History will be very harsh to Rutte.

Going full SJW

It used to be that high-profile Hollywood World War II movies got called out for taking liberties with the facts. These days, they’re getting in trouble for being too historically accurate.

This is about Christopher Nolan's Dunkirk. So, what's the problem?

Plenty of people have taken to social media to express why they won’t be seeing it, and it’s all to do with the movie being “too white.” (Not sure if they’re aware, but the vast majority of British and Allied forces were white.)

Damn right! Personally, I won't rest till the role of Hitler is played by Morgan Freeman.

Because diversity!

Seriously, can you imagine, some ignorant, dumbass going on social media and writing that he won't be watching Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon because it's "too yellow"? 

This is 2017

Modern Fairytale Update: Niqab Liberation, Child Hijab Choice, Linda Sarsour Feminism Update. #wearwhatyouwant pic.twitter.com/flCn7k5kLQ

— Satiria (@SatiriaNews) 3 May 2017

The definition of fascism

Ali Gharib, an independent journalist, brings us the latest scoop:

Eric Trump has a fascist haircut.

This cannot possibly be unintentional. pic.twitter.com/9mqUbwENqQ

— Ali Gharib (@Ali_Gharib) 25 June 2017

That's how it starts. The fever, the rage, the haircut, the feeling of powerlessness that turns good men... cruel.

More, er, fascism:

OMG! Look at all of these fascists!😂 pic.twitter.com/XX7iz6X5nj

— CatherinNicholsArt🎨 (@Catherine_CNA) 26 June 2017

The Core Wars

I've been buying components and building my PCs for over a decade. I've only bought Intel CPUs. That changed last month. AMD Ryzen 7 1700 FTW!

The obnoxious gender

I read the tweet and laughed.

Then, I read the name and laughed some more.

Jihadist fail in Quebec

Ismaël Habib wanted the court to believe he was an accidental jihadi who travelled to Syria in 2013 out of “curiosity” and took no part in the fighting. He never heard a single gunshot while there, he testified, comparing the experience to summer camp.

He dindu nuffin!

On Monday, Quebec Court Judge Serge Délisle dismissed 29-year-old Habib’s testimony as “outlandish,” saying it was “destroyed by contradictions and weighed down by elements of dishonesty and lies.” He found Habib guilty of attempting to travel to Syria to commit a terrorist act, a crime punishable by up to 10 years in prison.

That's racisss! What possible proof do they have? Like travelling to the nirvana that is Syria is, somehow, a crime!?

In a meeting captured on video and played for the court, he told an undercover officer posing as a Québécois crime boss that he dreamed of living under the rule of ISIL, the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant.

He told the supposed crime boss he wanted “to do as much as I can to help the Islamic State, in all ways, financially, physically or dying for them — whatever they need.”

He explained: “We love death like you love life.”

Doh! He went full Muslim.

The terrible, no-good, very-bad McEnroe

John McEnroe said that:

Serena Williams, currently ranked fourth in the WTA rankings despite her absence since January, would rank 700th in the world if she played on the men’s tour.

More:

“Maybe at some point a women’s tennis player can be better than anybody. I just haven’t seen it in any other sport, and I haven’t seen it in tennis,” he added.

Kristy Major, a deeply offended vagina-holder, scolds McEnroe:

Nothing reeks of male privilege like a man making spurious statements with an air of certainty about women’s bodies, and what is a comment based on nothing but an age-old bias about female weakness if not plain old sexism?

Yeah, John, you pig! How dare you think that higher levels of testosterone and extra muscle mass means that men are "stronger"! Feelings are more important than truth, John. Get with the current year!

Hell in Pakistan 2

I wrote this yesterday regarding the fire ball in Pakistan:

Life is tough. It's tougher when you're stupid.

Vox Day explains it in better detail:

The lower the average IQ, the greater the chance that some moron is going to make a catastrophic mistake that compounds the mistakes made by the moderately less moronic.

Yup. This one instance of lighting up a cigarette while walking in flammable fuel has, so far, resulted in 148 deaths.

Demented homosexuals

Jewish people celebrating LGBT Pride in Chicago were told not to display Star of David flags because other people found them ‘offensive.’

The Jewish Star of David flag was banned from the city’s annual Dyke March celebrations, and several people carrying the flag were removed form the march because their presence “made people feel unsafe,” LGBT paper Windy City Times reported.

Just wait till Muslims have sufficient numbers. Then, Jews and gays will be getting banned because they're 'offensive'.

Israel’s own backing of LGBT rights has been described as ‘pinkwashing,’ with the authorities there accused of using gay rights to detract from the ongoing conflict with Palestine.

Tired of winning?

The God Emperor gets one more:

The Supreme Court is letting a limited version of President Donald Trump's ban on travel from six mostly Muslim countries take effect, a victory for Trump in the biggest legal controversy of his young presidency.

Going full Islam

Just sixty years ago, Egyptian politicians were laughing at a "hijab law". The cultural attitude was similar in Iran, Afghanistan and Pakistan. The entire Islamic arena seems to have regressed since then. Places that were relatively liberal and free (prime example: Lebanon) have been shattered and reformed into violent, Jihadist entities.

Worse, this chaos is now spilling into the Western world.

Increasing the misery

This is what happens when one ignores the basic laws of economics:

As cities across the country pushed their minimum wages to untested heights in recent years, some economists began to ask: How high is too high?

Seattle, with its highest-in-the-country minimum wage, may have hit that limit.

In January 2016, Seattle’s minimum wage jumped from $11 an hour to $13 for large employers, the second big increase in less than a year. New research released Monday by a team of economists at the University of Washington suggests the wage hike may have come at a significant cost: The increase led to steep declines in employment for low-wage workers, and a drop in hours for those who kept their jobs. Crucially, the negative impact of lost jobs and hours more than offset the benefits of higher wages — on average, low-wage workers earned $125 per month less because of the higher wage, a small but significant decline.

So, thanks to the increase in the minimum wage in Seattle, these low-income folks just got an average $1,500 cut in their annual earnings. Note, that's the average. Some people, predictably, got fired. $11/hr is a lot better than $0.

Mordor vs. Isengard

The #1 killer of Muslims? Other Muslims:

The Islamic State has declared war on Taliban militants in Afghanistan as it called the latter "hypocrites and stooges of the unbelievers".

An ISIS commander, in a statement, said Taliban militants are betraying Islam and that they should be killed everywhere and their properties should be seized, reports Tasnim news agency.

Hell in Pakistan

Ramadan ends with a bang in Pakistan:

At least 153 people were killed and around 140 injured in a fire that broke out after an oil tanker overturned in central Pakistan and crowds rushed to collect the fuel.

More:

Men, women and children were among the dead, many of whom will have to be identified through DNA testing as they were burned beyond recognition, said Dr Mohammad Baqar, a senior rescue official in the area.

How could so many people be there to steal collect the fuel?

A loudspeaker atop a local mosque alerted villagers to the leaking fuel, and scores raced to the site with jerrycans, said Rana Mohammad Salim, deputy commissioner of Bahawalpur.

Life is tough. It's tougher when you're stupid:

Nearby villagers ran toward the overturned tanker with jerrycans and utensils to take the leaking fuel, Rizwan Naseer, the head of the Punjab province's rescue services, said. It is thought some of them were smoking cigarettes, which caused the blaze.

[Emphasis mine.]

How to kill a society

Zero Hedge:

Though European leaders and their US-based counterparts have vehemently denied their existence, a leaked report from the Swedish police confirms that there are at least 23 Muslim-controlled “No-Go Zones” and some 60 “vulnerable areas” where non-muslim citizens of the country can no longer visit safely.

As noted in the RT video below, the areas are plagued with violence, sexual assaults and gun crimes, and things have gotten so bad that police and emergency services personnel refuse to enter.

In that social and political vacuum, the Muslims enforce sharia.

Math is hard!

Bare Naked Islam: DEBUNKED! Left wing propaganda touting the myth that “right-wing extremists in U.S. more deadly than Islamic terrorists”

“If you include the death totals from 9/11 in such a calculation, then there have been around 62 people killed in the United States by Islamic extremists for every one American killed by a right wing terrorist,” Holt stated in his analysis.

More:

Moreover, the foundation’s count does not recognize “the disproportionately high number of attacks by Islamic extremists in the United States, who, even after excluding the victims of 9/11, are still responsible for around 50 percent of the total number of deaths due to extremism, even though Muslims only account for around 1 percent of the total U.S. population,” Holt states.

Who knew that statistics could be so racisss and Islamophobic!

The sorry 21st century

From each according to their privilege, to each according to their identity. #ConceptArt #SocialJustice #satiria pic.twitter.com/hMdY404FNs

— Satiria (@SatiriaNews) 25 June 2017

Intel in panic mode

1-year stock price change for AMD? 190%.

How about Intel? Barely 7%.

The progressive Left

I wonder if the GOP has asked itself who will clean their toilets & nanny their children & drive their limos when we're all dead & deported.

— Mary Beth Williams (@embeedub) 24 June 2017

The shiv:

"Who's gonna pick my cotton if you free my slaves?" -The Democrats https://t.co/AKVk4XsrNP

— Ornery Young Gunz (@OrneryYG) 25 June 2017

The joys of multiculturalism

For those of you who do not know we took in 4 Dominican Republic students for the summer. We went through the Houston Embassy and United Travel out of San Marcos Texas. That is who we believe did all this damage to our personal property. With that being said here are the accounts of what happened the last few days........We called the police after finding quite a bit vandalism damage to the interior of our house. In our front foyer we noticed all of our eyes blackened out in our family picture wall to include our 4 children by a permanent marker symbolizing a voodoo curse put upon our home and children.

This horror story via Vox Day.

Would you like Jihad with your coffee?

Just like quotas for dumb Blacks in universities, this is not going to end well:

In anticipation of Trump’s then-impending refugee ban, Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz (now executive chairman) announced in January that the company would be hiring 10,000 refugees as Starbucks employees in the next few years, with 2,500 of those positions being filled by refugees in the United States.

This Wednesday, on World Refugee Day, Starbucks announced that they are moving on with the second phase of this project — hiring 2,500 refugees in their Europe locations by 2022, about 8% of their European workforce, and 1,000 refugees for their Canadian coffee shops.

The refugee population is filled with largely inbred, illiterate and incompetent people. I'm sure that their infidel co-workers and customers will be on the receiving end of some serious cultural enrichment.

Bearing uses the shiv

Laci Green is finding out just how tolerant, non-judgmental and accepting the left side of the aisle really is. It's almost like Laci is a heretic who must be punished for her WrongThink.

Object is not self-aware

Behold the hypocrisy of Hollywood and American women: pic.twitter.com/yMeF7BGzLR

— Modern Life Man (@ModernLifeMan) 22 June 2017

Justin Trudeau's legacy

The Syrian refugee used a hockey stick (of peace) to beat his wife for half an hour. And you thought that they couldn't assimilate!

Also, the usual, predictable, obnoxious ingratitude boils up to the surface. This Syrian family of six is living rent-free in a war-free zone and the husband compares his environment to Guantanamo Bay because ... it's all so boring.

The fruits of evil

Muslim Girl blog: January 8, 2017: 5 Ways Undocumented Immigrants Can Prepare for the Trump Administration.

It’s important to obey all laws, because law enforcement can verify a person’s immigration status. This means not only keeping a clean criminal record, but also something as simple as obeying traffic/driving rules. Even a faulty headlight or an improper lane change could result in being pulled over by the police.

It's important to obey all laws ... except the ones you broke by staying in the US illegally.

Muslim Girl blog: March 2, 2017: New App Warns You About ICE Immigration Raids.

Celso Mireles, a documented citizen who came to this country with his undocumented parents years ago, created a new open-source app that warns users about anti-immigration raids.

A new app for millions of criminals!

What could possibly go wrong?

An illegal immigrant beat a 17-year-old girl with a metal baseball bat before dawn on Father’s Day and dumped her body in a pond in a suburb of Washington, police say.

Authorities said a man they identified as Darwin Martinez Torres, 22, attacked and abducted Nabra Hassanen after getting into an argument with a group of about 15 young Muslims on their way to a nearby mosque in Sterling, Virginia.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials confirmed to The Daily Caller and other news outlets that Torres is an illegal immigrant from El Salvador who was living in Sterling.

These Muslims did whatever they could to keep illegal immigrants hidden from law enforcement. They shielded criminals from justice. Now, one of the illegal immigrants just killed a Muslim girl. 

How does the Muslim Girl blog reply to this act? The depraved clowns published a dull poem titled, "No Justice for Nabra".

Sheep only!

#WokeBlog: If you need to think for yourself in order for you to be an ally, you never were one from the start. pic.twitter.com/Agxj6nHfKf

— Satiria (@SatiriaNews) 22 June 2017

One liberal to rule them all

Blasphemy punished in the UK

You can't say mean things about Muslims!

They'll kill you!

A man who posted what authorities deemed “hateful” things about Muslims on Facebook is facing eight counts more than a year in prison in Sussex, a coastal county in southeast England, United Kingdom.

“The charges brought in this case are extremely serious and were only brought against four people in England and Wales during 2016,” said Sussex Police Hate Crime Sergeant Peter Allan (because apparently “Hate Crime Sergeant” is a real, taxpayer-funded, paid position in 2017 Great Britain). “Nigel Pelham used Facebook to express some truly offensive views, with no understanding of how serious his actions were.”

Old enemies

An Islamic imam has suggested the Saudi Arabian team refused to take part in a minute's silence for the London terror victims because they believe 'it is not a sin for a Muslim to kill a non-believer'.

Sheikh Mohammad Tawhidi says it is a 'lie' to say the Muslim culture does not remember the dead with a moment of silence, and instead argues the football team did not partake in the mourning because they stand with the jihadist men.

'They did not stop for a moment of silence because according to Wahhabi Islam - which governs Saudi Arabia - it is not wrong or a sin for a Muslim to kill a non-Muslim,' he told Daily Mail Australia.

Of course, they don't stop for a moment of silence. They cheer the deaths of infidels.

No Pakis in India

Indian news:

National Commission for Minorities chairman Ghayorul Hasan Rizvi has said that those who support Pakistan by celebrating their sporting achievements should cross the border and go to that country, “or better still, be deported there”.

Fair enough.

The lethality of Western war

Justin Trudeau wept:

Apparently, a Canadian sniper in the elite special forces, JTF 2, set the record for the longest confirmed kill shot at a distance of 3,450 meters (2.14 miles) away from the target, beating the old record by almost a 1,000 meters. The sniper used a McMillan TAC-50 sniper rifle, firing from a high-rise killing an Iraqi insurgent in a matter of 10 seconds preventing an attack on Iraqi security forces.

One soldier of the West. One bullet. One kill.

When the war escalates, it'll be: one pilot, one bomb, one million gone.

Slut epidemic in Turkey

Southern Poverty Law Center declares Turkish woman anti-Muslim extremist for wearing shorts in Ramadan. #splcenter pic.twitter.com/D68hg5Yaxg

— Satiria (@SatiriaNews) 22 June 2017

Sugarcoating the poison

Against the globalists

The EU is getting frustrated with nations that don't want to commit suicide:

The European Union has called on Poland to accept more than 6,000 asylum seekers or face economic sanctions. Citing security concerns, Szydlo said Poland “will not participate in the Brussels elites’ folly.”

Szydlo has also drawn a direct link between terrorism and the EU’s migration policy, claiming that “it is impossible not to connect them.”

Polish Interior Minister Mariusz Blaszczak considers the threat of migrants “much worse” than the threat of EU sanctions and has said that such waves of mass migration only harm the “security of Poland and the Poles.”

Orban speaks the truth:

Hungarian Prime Minster Viktor Orban has called migrants “a poison” and believes that “every single migrant poses a public security and terror risk.”

Orban recently slammed the EU in a speech in Malta, warning that Europe’s “Christian identity” is threatened by runaway immigration.

“Migration turned out to be the Trojan horse of terrorism,” he said.

The enemies within

Muslims in India:

Police in central India have arrested 15 Muslim men and charged them with sedition - punishable by life in prison - for celebrating Pakistan's victory over India in the Champions Trophy cricket final.

The men, aged 19 to 35, were arrested in central Madhya Pradesh state's Burhanpur district after locals complained that they shouted pro-Pakistan slogans and lit firecrackers after the match ended on Sunday night.

India did a bad job of deporting Muslims after 1947.

O. Z. tried to share his culture

A little over a year later, Belgium almost had another deadly Muslim attack:

A man suspected of setting off a bomb at Brussels Central Station on Tuesday has been identified as a 36-year-old Moroccan from a city district that has spawned a number of jihadist attackers.

The suspect came from Molenbeek and was carrying a bomb armed with nails and gas canisters, officials said.

He was shot and later died after the explosion, which is being treated as a terrorist attack.

More:

Prosecutor Eric Van der Sypt said the suspect, identified only by his initials O.Z., had approached a group of passengers beneath the main concourse and attempted to blow up his suitcase. It partially exploded and caught fire before blowing up a second time.

The man had then run towards a station-master and targeted a soldier, screaming "Allahu Akbar (God is greatest)", before being shot. He was not wearing a suicide belt.

Instapundit:

The only thing better than a dead terrorist is a dead incompetent terrorist.