The Males and Females of Oppression

Not the Onion:

A professor at Washington State University is barring students from using “offensive” and “oppressive” language, including the words “illegal alien,” “male” and “female.”

There's more:

Such “offensive” language includes “the man,” “colored people,” “illegals/illegal aliens,” “tranny,” and “referring to women/men as females or males.”

Saying "nigger" appears to be okay. Phew.

The professor emphasized that repeated use of such vocabulary could warrant punishment such as “removal from the class without attendance or participation points, failure of the assignment, and—in extreme cases—failure for the semester.”

The Thought Police are getting bolder and crazier every year.

A different professor says:

The course’s goal is to instill in its subjects an understanding of “white privilege.”

The insanity never ends.

A third professor at Washington State is directing incoming white pupils to “defer” to their non-white counterparts in his Introduction to Multicultural Literature course this fall.

“Reflect your grasp of history and social relations by respecting shy and quiet classmates, and by deferring to the experiences of people of color,” [...]

Yeah, as long as you discriminate against the man whites and put seething failures, er darkies, er colored people people of color on a pedestal, then it's okay. Because white privilege.