Halaal science

Independent:

Immorality among women is causing a river in Iran to dry up, according to a senior cleric from the Islamic Republic Seyyed Youssef Tabatabi-nejad, who leads Friday prayers in Isfahan, encouraged the country’s morality police to crack down on ‘improper veiling’ and suggested women’s immodest clothing was having an impact on the environment.

He can't be that stupid.

In a sermon this week, he said: “My office has received photos of women next to the dry Zayandeh-rud River pictured as if they are in Europe. It is these sorts of acts that cause the river to dry up even further,” ISNA News Agency reported.

He is. Perhaps, he has inadvertently figured out the solution to "climate change": women in garbage bags.