Are Oranges Protestant?

I'm guessing tomatoes are strict Catholics.

Vlad Tepes:

I think these people do not go nearly far enough. I think they should ban all food for Muslims as pretty much every single edible thing today is a direct result of genetic engineering, reaching back to the Catholic monk, Gregor Mendel, and right up to the (probably) atheist, Norman Borlogue, probably the greatest human being who ever lived by any rational standard. So I say “Go Muslim morons go! Ban all food altogether for Muslims! That will sure show us!

I bet that animal is called babe-ullah: Allah is the babe's ass!