Hercule Poirot lives!

Bon ami, with his principles, he is most rich:

“I have left my dear homeland, my friends and relatives,” he said. “I am prepared to sacrifice all that but will not compromise my moustache.”

What a truly asinine religion. Muslims have been beating women, spewing venom on the kufr, lying about their true beliefs to the West -- all of which is perfectly Islamic. But growing a istylish moustache! NO! That is not consistent with Islam! Death to the moustache!