A chef was stunned to find she was almost banned from buying two limes from a supermarket - because they could be classed as a weapon.
Read the rest. The Onion can't make up this crap.
George Lucas ought to go back and rename the second episode The Attack of the Lemons. Of course, he'll have to replace all the clones with lemons but it's not like that will stop him and it'll probably make the movie better.
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