Government knows best

Glenn Reynolds:

WHEN THE NANNY STATE GETS SENILE DEMENTIA.

Follow the link which is not from the Onion:

EU officials concluded that, following a three-year investigation, there was no evidence to prove the previously undisputed fact.

Producers of bottled water are now forbidden by law from making the claim and will face a two-year jail sentence if they defy the edict, which comes into force in the UK next month.