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Canada's new plastic money may give you a little more bang for your buck.

New documents show a focus group mistook a strand of DNA on the $100 bill for a sex toy.

So, it'll soon be banned in Islamic countries.

Every focus group thought they saw religious iconography on the face of the Peace Tower clock.

"It was often described as 'The Star of David.' Others referred to it as a 'pagan' or 'religious' symbol," the document says.

My suggestions:

  • I think the $50 note should have a subtle photo of Muhammad with a turban in the shape of a bomb.
  • The $100 note should have the delicate writing of Mordor: "One Bill To Rule Them All". Of course, such writing only becomes visible when a bit of heat is applied to the note.


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