Dumb Infidels
May 02, 2011
The Pentagon says Osama bin Laden's body was placed into the waters of the North Arabian Sea after adhering to traditional Islamic procedures - including washing the corpse - aboard the aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson.
What! Why? They should have mummified the son of a bitch with bacon and shipped the body to the US for display.
If you believe that excuse, I have a nice waterfront property in the Sahara to sell you. There's a damn good reason why they tossed him off a boat, and it has nothing to do with muslim burial laws.
Posted by: Alex | May 03, 2011 at 01:01 AM
I know you grew up in a different culture so I am going to go easy on you. BACON is the most perfect food given to mankind by God.
Mummify his sorry ass with salt and laundry soap and leave the bacon alone.
Oh and small condolence but I am quite sure that his final resting spots (tehehe crab poop) won't face the rock.
Posted by: AC | May 03, 2011 at 02:46 AM
I hope the "Islamic burial procedures" were followed like in this video.
Posted by: Classical Liberal | May 03, 2011 at 07:01 AM
Oops, the URL helps...
http://hotair.com/archives/2011/05/02/video-taiwanese-animators-imagine-bin-ladens-death/
Posted by: Classical Liberal | May 03, 2011 at 07:02 AM
Alex: Quite possible.
AC: My apologies. I never meant to insult bacon.
Classical Liberal: That video redefines overkill.
Posted by: Isaac Schrödinger | May 03, 2011 at 09:25 PM
I think his bones should have been permanently stored in a septic tank on capital hill, so that every time our representatives shit, they're shitting on him.
If there is no septic tank, build one for him. We'll find other terrorists to store there later.
Posted by: Joshua Scholar | May 12, 2011 at 05:05 PM