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Dumb Infidels

Daily News:

The Pentagon says Osama bin Laden's body was placed into the waters of the North Arabian Sea after adhering to traditional Islamic procedures - including washing the corpse - aboard the aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson.

What! Why? They should have mummified the son of a bitch with bacon and shipped the body to the US for display.



If you believe that excuse, I have a nice waterfront property in the Sahara to sell you. There's a damn good reason why they tossed him off a boat, and it has nothing to do with muslim burial laws.


I know you grew up in a different culture so I am going to go easy on you. BACON is the most perfect food given to mankind by God.
Mummify his sorry ass with salt and laundry soap and leave the bacon alone.
Oh and small condolence but I am quite sure that his final resting spots (tehehe crab poop) won't face the rock.

Classical Liberal

I hope the "Islamic burial procedures" were followed like in this video.

Classical Liberal

Oops, the URL helps...


Isaac Schrödinger

Alex: Quite possible.

AC: My apologies. I never meant to insult bacon.

Classical Liberal: That video redefines overkill.

Joshua Scholar

I think his bones should have been permanently stored in a septic tank on capital hill, so that every time our representatives shit, they're shitting on him.

If there is no septic tank, build one for him. We'll find other terrorists to store there later.

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