Insta-Orgy
Apr 17, 2008
LFG: The Breasts and Thighs of the Black-Eyed Virgins of Paradise.
There is no god but Allah. He told us that if you entered one of the palaces, you would find ten black-eyed virgins sprawled on musk cushions.
Ten!? What happened to the other 62?
Still, it doesn't do it for me. I like brown or green eyes.
They're cutting back
Posted by: Cafe Alpha | Apr 17, 2008 at 07:27 PM
It's all about the green-eyed redheads. Give me 72 of them, and even I might be willing to strap on a bomb ;)
Posted by: Alex | Apr 17, 2008 at 09:05 PM
What are "musk cushions"? That sounds like some sort of weird euphemism...
Posted by: See-Dubya | Apr 18, 2008 at 12:35 PM
I run to dark eyes myself, but dark-eyed blondes, and any-color-eyed redheads would be most welcome. However, I'd change out the virgins for cheerfully randy sluts. Much prefer a woman who knows what she's doing and what she likes to one who has no idea.
Posted by: Ian Hamet | Apr 21, 2008 at 03:13 PM
Ian Hamet: No argument from me.
Posted by: Isaac Schrödinger | Apr 21, 2008 at 08:24 PM