Sex, Blood and Deceit
Nov 17, 2007
Daily Mail via Dhimmi Watch:
Women are being given controversial "virginity repair" operations on the NHS, it emerged last night.
Taxpayers funded 24 hymen replacement operations between 2005 and 2006, official figures revealed.
A slight cultural difference:
Dr Magdy Hend, consultant gynaecologist at the Regency Clinic, Harley Street, London, who started hymen reconstruction more than 18 years ago in the Middle East and the Gulf, said: "In some cultures they like to see that the women will bleed on the wedding night. If the wife or bride is not a virgin, it is a big shame on the family."
Apparently it's preferable to con the taxpayers and deceive the spouse.
But it can also be conducted as a purely cosmetic procedure. A membrane is constructed, sometimes including a capsule of an artificial blood-like substance.
As long as they're inventing fake things to pop out during sex, how about more inventive options
They could do the "snakes in a can" gag, where spring loaded snakes pop out, or a jack in the box.
Posted by: Cafe Alpha | Nov 18, 2007 at 12:02 AM
Argh! That just made my mind come up with a horrific option, damn you! Surgically implanted vaginal dentata for the more rabid feminazis. Eeeghghu!
To both vaginal dentata and having sex with a rabid feminazi...
Posted by: Elydo | Nov 18, 2007 at 11:28 AM