Islam Says No to Wickedness

A question that needed to be asked:

What is ruling of hijab if a woman is at a women’s gathering? I know it is permissible for her to remove her scarf, but how much of her body can she expose?

This is how the answer starts:

If she is in the presence of trustworthy Muslim women, her nakedness is only between her navel and knees. As for what is above that, such as her chest, it is permissible for her to uncover it in front of them, as often happens with nursing women. As for if she is in the presence of:

1. a non-Muslim woman, or
2. a Muslim woman who is wicked through extramarital sexual intercourse (Ar. zina), or
3. a Muslim woman who is wicked through lesbianism,

I always thought that lesbianism was wicked but not in that way.

Sandmonkey chimes in:

There used to be a time, not long ago, when people would react to my revelation to them that I am a muslim with "Islam? Isn't that the religion where a man can have 4 wives?" instead of the current "Islam, isn't that the religion where people just blow shit up?" response, and I believe we can bring those days back again.

Hunh.

We just have to market it right, and I figured the best way to do it is to flaunt the islamic perk of having more than one wife at a time by putting a 21st century spin on it. Something along the lines of "Islam, the religion of threesomes, Foursomes and Moresomes", you know? Cause what's the point of having two wives if you can't have threesomes, right? But, unfortunately, according to this Fatwa, the muslim women can not be naked in front of non-msulim women or women with lesbian tendencies, so that plan is all shot to shit.

Yeah, Islam has got very little positive going for it today.

Comments

[Saul Wall]

I always get a kick out of Sandmonkey's posts. I don't know why he still wants to consider himself a Muslim (assuming he really does) but if all Muslims were like him the world would be a far better place.

[Isaac Schrödinger]

Yeah, he's definitely an entertaining blogger.

It's possible that he continues to call himself a Muslim because of the likelihood of his death and guaranteed dishonor for his entire family.

I certainly wouldn't write about my apostasy from a Muslim-majority nation.