One, Er, Sauce to Rule Them All

MSNBC:

It’s not the secret pizza sauce. It’s not the blend of Italian cheeses. And it’s not the spicy pepperoni.

So, what is it that makes this pizza so popular?

Porn.

There is a God!

This brilliant idea is just begging to be imported to the Islamic world.

And don't forget to scroll down and read about the sophisticated beer.