How To Raise Mildly Sane Kids
Jun 25, 2007
The People via Austrolabe:
TAXPAYERS are to fund evening classes to show Muslim woman how to control their men - and stop them becoming suicide bombers.
Communities Secretary Ruth Kelly will this week stump up £650,000 on a string of courses across Britain.
This is a joke...right?
The Cosmo version will be an article entitled "5 sex techniques that will make your man forget all about the 72 virgins"
Posted by: Josh Scholar | Jun 25, 2007 at 03:50 PM
There's more than 1 sex technique?
Posted by: Isaac Schrödinger | Jun 25, 2007 at 04:54 PM
The Saudi version of Cosmo rejected the fashion article "Hot Burkas for Summer!" on the grounds that it was redundant - all burkas are hot in the summer.
Ba dum bum!
Posted by: Josh Scholar | Jun 25, 2007 at 05:03 PM
"There's more than 1 sex technique?"
YIKES! It appears you've missed out on the more important aspects of western culture. I'll have to introduce you to some of the girls I know....
Posted by: Alex | Jun 25, 2007 at 06:06 PM
"YIKES! It appears you've missed out on the more important aspects of western culture."
There's a lot of that going around these days. :-(
Posted by: Saul Wall | Jun 25, 2007 at 09:40 PM