Lucky Muslim Gals

The subject matter is heinous but I couldn't help but laugh:

In Gaza, Islamic Jihad is planning to send waves of female suicide bombers into action against the Zionist Entity. Asked by an Israeli reporter whether self-detonating ladies enjoy the same 72-virgin deal as the lads, an Arab scholar said no, but that the gals will be served in Paradise by "dwarfs." Snow White got seven dwarfs, but it's unclear whether Blow White will get the full 72: Sleepy, Grumpy, Bashful, etc., all the way down to Incendiary, Non-Alcoholic and Anti-Zionist.

Link via Small Dead Animals.

Comments

[Josh Scholar]

Dwarves? Isn't that humiliating!

What happens to you if you say something blasphemous when you're already in heaven?

[Isaac Schrödinger]

Ha! All those who go to heaven are by definition "good people". So, they'll NEVER utter any blasphemous remark in heaven!

[Josh Scholar]

I must have read too many fatwas on line, but aren't supposed to end your ruling "Allah ta'ala knows best?"

The syllable repetition in "Allah ta'ala" is annoying.

[Saul Wall]

Maybe the odd leprechaun or yeti can be pressed into service in a pinch.

[Isaac Schrödinger]

I'm sure heaven will have an endless supply of, er, useful jinns.

[Josh Scholar]

Read the comments!

Organic-Muslimah said...

Why do I know too much on this topic? Maybe because I have met a few Muslims(males) who have admitted to being raped/sexually harassed by a female Jinnyah?

Ahem.

On Iqra TV (a famous Arabic religious channel) they interviewed a scholar from Al AZHAR who swore that his second wife was a Jinnyah and he had 10 children with her.

They also interviewed another man who claims to have 3 children with his Jinnyah wife who suddenly disappeared with the kids and ran off (guess they had a big argument or something).

Both interviewees refused to describe their Jinn "women" because that was haraam. Of course!

My question remains, is it just me, or are we failing to see mental illness at its peek?

I wrote a post about this and briefly touched the issue here.

None of this nonsense occurred udring the time of the Prophet (pbuh), why is it showing up now? And there is a recorded incident where the prophet did encounter the Jinns and they accepted Islam, but nothing about Jinn possession was ever discussed, I wonder why?

[Isaac Schrödinger]

Holy jinn batman!

Ten years in Saudi Arabia and not a single encounter with a horny female jinn. Sigh.

[Josh Scholar]

The bit about women don't have to bath after sex with a Jinn sounded awfully convenient.

Imagine that you had an insane relative who was always seeing Jinns. You wouldn't want her running the bath after every hallucination, that would be disrupting...

Or imagine you had a lover who was pretending to be a jinn - then you can get away with much more right? "You don't have to worry baby, I'm a jinn!"

[Saul Wall]

"Ten years in Saudi Arabia and not a single encounter with a horny female jinn. Sigh."

They are not all they are cracked up to be. You need to get yourself hooked up with a Banshee. Banshee chicks really know how to party.

[Josh Scholar]

Oh my God.

"Allah be praised!"

"It is a miracle."

"It is a miracle."

Saturdaynight live eat your heart out!