Dear Confused Muslims
Yes, Allah, Yes!


Josh Scholar

It's cool that she's freaky (and that they didn't kill her for it), but you know that her personal ad is going to say she wants a man with a dick that's five FEET long...

Not an easy girl to please.

Josh Scholar

But I'm willing to try ;)

Isaac Schrödinger

Forget about it. Us mortals can't compete with Jinn!

Josh Scholar

The bad news is that she's fairly likely to die from toxic shock syndrome if one of those sheets she keeps up there starts growing bacteria.

A girl in my high school died of that.

Josh Scholar

Not that I'm trying to imply that the girl in my school was... never mind.

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