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Bowing Before Allah

Students at San Francisco State University stepped on the flags of Hezballah and Hamas. The Muslims weren't pleased with that and lodged a complaint. Via Instapundit, Eugene Volokh describes what's happening:

The university is expressly investigating (with the threat of formal sanctions behind the investigation) the possibility that the students' speech is ideologically offensive — creates a "hostile environment" and is "incivil[]."

The feelings of Muslims must be protected at all costs. The SFSU should, at the minimum, take the following steps to ensure this.

1. Divine foods shall not be eaten. For example:

Allah in my melon

Another example:

Allah in my tomato

These nutrients if consumed will eventually exit the body in the form of you know what. Can you imagine the psychic trauma for Muslims if that were to happen? Why doesn't the SFSU put an end to this?

From now on, the university should check all foods for the holy presence. People should only consume non-allah foods.

2. Not harming nature which clearly showcases allah:

Allah hurts

The chopping of this cactus would be equivalent to chopping a Muslim! Now, do you understand the depths of Muslim feelings?

3. The mocking of allah in a devious manner shall cease.

Allah on my cream

That was totally uncalled for! Can't a Muslim eat ice cream without feeling like s/he is in a concentration camp?

Really, is that too much to ask?

4. THIS MUST STOP:

Piss allah

I hope the SFSU adopts the above sensible policies and learns to treat the tender sensibilities of Muslims with the utmost care.

Comments

Josh Scholar

I photoshopped a bit on the ice cream Jihad.

lordinho

what the fuck is going on ?? it's written , they wont accept your ugly paki face till you embrace their religion ... you want to do so ? do it, but please leave islam alone fucker , am i clear ?

A. Castaldi

I haven't read all your blog's but came across this picture (peeing) Do you have a Reason to Hate Islam?
No-one will blame you if you Hate the People. But Islam and Allah has nothing to do with the people who do wrong in the name of Islam.

I hope you understand.

God is watching us all you will be judged for the things you do, say and show.

May the blessing of Allah be upon you and forgive you for all you have done.

waleed

allah is great


allah is great


you will be in hell and never get out of it you will remember my words when you die


and at the last


allah is great

Syed Tariq Husain

If I find you ever in my life be sure that I will kill you. Becasue this is our heart on which you have made this joke. This our creator both mine and also yours you scum.

John

Wat the hell is this crap Muslims rock why do u have problems with us we ain't have shitty problems with u guys. Muzlim 4 life!! Afg 4 Life!!!

candra

fuck you uploader,,,,

WASIM

BLOODY RASKAL ,GO AND FUCK UR RELIGION
IF U MEET ME I WILL KILL U BASTED.
FFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF
remove this image otherwise u will hv to pay for that.

saima

just wait n watch u sick devil worshiper :@

Snake Oil Barons

More death threats over images? Sticks and stones can break my bones but pictures can put certain folk into a conniption fit.

Classical Liberal

And remember, Islam is a religion of peace...ROFLMAO.

Cal Desmond

It's OK fro Muslims to make fun of Christian and Jewish religions but they can't take it in return? Bomb Bin Laden!!!

love allah

fuck u alllll ,,, allah first ,,, fuck america and fuck israel and fuck you all ,,,
allah first
allah first
allah first
allah first
allah first
allah first
allah first

Classical Liberal

"fuck u alllll ,,, allah first" This guy wants to fuck Allah first? He won't even wait for someone else to fuck Allah before him, he must be the first to fuck Allah? Wow, he really does "love allah"!

:-)

OBAMA

FUCK AMERICA, FUCK ISRAEL,
ALLAHUAKBAR
bomb obama
bomb america
bomb george bush (terrorist)
BOMB UR MOMS ARSE
(americans, british and jews are bastards)

OBAMA

get it un ur fukin head that ur gonna go to hell if u decline islam, NOTHING SAID

türk

lan orospu çocukları onası resim onun yerine ananızı koyun piçler

ajsd

how about debating me loser and we;ll reveal the truth islam and expose the false you are

Human

Muhammed is shit eater phedophile, kill all muslims.

Mohammad Hashim

Fuck You ISAAC SCHRÖDINGER! Fuck your mom and sister,, you bloody ass hole.. You are going to hell. bloody motherfucker americans....

ih

Actually, it is the muslims who will be totally eliminated before they harm any other community.
Both islam & muslim will rot in hell.

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