Jack "The White" Bauer
Undercover Mosque

Demeaning to Both Sexes

Koonj:

Svend and I were visiting Pakistan once, and we went to attend this fancy shmancy wedding, right. The guests were divided up into men and women on either side. It was weird.

Been there, done that.

So I said, screw this, it won’t make any difference to anyone if we do sit together at the end of one block of chairs, right? So I had Svend move over to sit with me.

Ohh naughty. We were being watched. Ammi didn’t like it. “Nazaron mein aajao gi” - or you will become visible to people. I think she was afraid that we’d get nazar/the evil eye. Ooh, husband and wife CHOOSING to sit together. How jealous everyone would get. A man and a woman SITTING right next to each other. Who knows what else they might be doing in front of 300 people.

Hot passionate monkey sex?

Well, soon after we settled down inconspicuously next to each other, this fancy-shmancy no-hijab high-heels young lady came up to us. She says to us in her trying-to-be-snooty Urdu (which irritates me no end) “no, jee, males on this side and females on that side.”

I wanted to laugh in her face and say “Who died and made you mutawwa? [...]"

Priceless!

Comments

Wonder Woman

"Hot passionate monkey sex" - Man I love that kinda sex!!!! In front of 300 people nonetheless. Hey, we can all have fantacies ;)

Isaac Schrödinger

WW, you're one naughty princess.

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