The Silent Killer
A War Like No Other

A Mean Man

Mezba provides a helpful FAQ on desi marriages. An excerpt:

It is also noted that men become fatter after their wedding. It is due to the fact that when a bachelor comes home, he sees what's in the fridge and goes to bed. Whereas the married man comes home, sees what's in the bed and goes to the fridge.

Ouch!

Comments

Wonder Woman

Oh my...

Rather inappropriate, untrue, and you pegged it when you stated - mean!

Alex

lol. old joke. here's another:

What's the one food which can make a woman gain 50lbs overnight, and lose all sex-drive?

...

Wedding Cake.

Isaac Schrödinger

It's decided then. NO CAKE at my wedding!

Alex

I'll take this opportunity to apologize to "Wonder Woman" and/or any other women who may have been unduly traumatized by the blatant misogynism contained within my post. I understand that even my hetero-normative existence is offencive to some of the oppressed underclass of the p-c movement, and that such jokes only serve to further subjugate our undervalued and most vulnerable members. In the future I shall strive to ensure that my actions in no way offend any member of any minority group anywhere, while ensuring to demonize the White Male Oppressor as often as possible.

In other words, I'm a mean, mean person. Sorry.

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