Cuckoo

Spain Herald:

An organization...is seeking a UN declaration on simian rights which would defend ape interests “the same as those of minors and the mentally handicapped of our species."

Jeff Goldstein:

Will the UN go along? Most likely. After all, issuing such a declaration is a lot easier than dealing with, say, African genocides or Iranian nukes. And every official UN declaration—no matter how silly—is followed by brie, bread, and wine. So it’s a win-win!

Does this mean that apes will be jailed for hurting other apes?

Comments

[slickdpdx]

No way. Ape shall not kill ape!

[Isaac Schrödinger]

Of course! All apes are pacifists.