Jonah Goldberg on
The porkbusters fight is fun now, but not since early cave men tried to train grizzly bears to give them tongue-baths has a project seemed more obviously doomed to end in disappointment. Expecting Congress — of either party — to give back pork which has already been approved and passed into law is like expecting crack whores to give refunds days after services have been rendered.
I am sure Jonah didn't mean any disrespect to crack whores with that comparison. Link via Instapundit.