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Gene Weingarten:

In a promotional video for Independence Air, he does spontaneous interviews with passengers at Dulles. At one point, he encounters a very attractive young woman and asks her what she does for a living. She says she is a model and an actress.

Dave asks: "Have you done any pilots?"

She says: "No, not yet."

Dave says: "Well, I can introduce you to some."

Gene is good, vewy good.