It's All Relative

Lorie Byrd provides some helpful definitions used by the Democrats. I liked these:

LOSER: Someone who just finished beating you like a redheaded stepchild in the last election cycle.

WEALTHY: 1.) A word to describe any person making at least $1 more per year than you do, who therefore must be taxed back to the Stone Age to save the country from bankruptcy and ruin. 2.) A term NEVER to be applied to Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, Jay Rockefeller, et. al., who, despite their vast wealth, can identify with working class America with ease - unlike all those evil, rich Republicans.