It's All About the Oiiilll!!!

Of course, it isn't as Stephen Green points out to this dim soul:

"All about the oil" doesn't look like:

Sticking around in oil-free Afghanistan, to secure the peace.

Promising free elections in Iraq.

Delivering on said promise.

Publicly stating that we'll leave when asked.

Oh, and -- paying for the damn oil.  With American dollars and American blood, I might add.