Construct Tweet: [Say formerly respected or once great, etc.] Matt Taibbi [call it PR or comms or like that] for the [world’s richest man, the richest person in the world, so on]. Quote tweet thread. [hashtag optional].
That’s it. That’s the tweet. (Singular).
The NPCs had a different script earlier:
I’ve been pretty good about not touching the whole FTX thing because fuck centralized exchanges but I couldn’t unsee this pic of Sam and how much he looks like Darth Sidious 💀 pic.twitter.com/4xuxF50Krq— Alchemyofawesome (@LeoBailey11) December 1, 2022
The reactions to Jesse were definitely amusing.
Sam Bankman-Fried says he "misaccounted" $8 billion after some FTX customer funds were mistakenly counted twice, Bloomberg reported. The news outlet interviewed Bankman-Fried at his $30 million Bahamas penthouse after the collapse of FTX. The former billionaire – who now says he's down to his last $100,000 – showed Bloomberg's Zeke Faux a spreadsheet of FTX and Alameda's accounts.
Won't you feel sorry for this poor guy who is down to his last few notes of cash? He just might be forced to sell his $30 million property. So sad!
Interesting commentary from a famous Leftist. https://t.co/G80vKukRJV— RAMZPAUL (@ramzpaul) December 1, 2022
Okay, I laughed:
This is how Qatari TV reacted to Germany’s World Cup exit…— george (@StokeyyG2) December 2, 2022
Apparently nVidia learned the wrong lesson from the two 4080s: don't announce in advance! Just ship the product and hope nobody notices. Sadly, too many won't.
Sam Bankman-Fried: I don’t know where $10 billion dollars went— Not Jerome Powell (@alifarhat79) December 1, 2022
The Pentagon: We don’t know where $2.2 trillion dollars went
The IRS: You just sent $601.37 don’t forget to report it.
506 for 4 England's total at stumps in Rawalpindi. They bettered a record that has stood since 1910 to become the first team to cross the 500-run mark on the first day of a Test match. England's tally of 506 is also the second-most scored by any team in a single day of Test cricket, behind Sri Lanka's 509 on day two against Bangladesh in 2002.
1 England became the first team ever to end day one of a Test match with four centurions. Australia managed three - once in 1884 against England and once in 2012 against South Africa.
What's even more astonishing is that those runs came from 75 overs! Given the fact that Ben "The Legend" Stokes was still batting, England would have likely smashed over 600 runs if the usual 90 overs were bowled. That would have easily broken the all-time single day record for most runs scored.
Copy that. So stop asking Bull for dating advice guys— BowTiedPingu (@BowTiedPingu) November 30, 2022
On another note, someone said my MD looks like a dork! Iykyk
My personal favorite 👇🏼👇🏼 pic.twitter.com/8Okv6uFIe1— Angel'sDemons 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 (@Angel_H_70) November 27, 2022
Once again. FTX was not making $10M a day in fees (it was fake stuff to help launder money). The money is gone, the BTC is gone, there were no businesses.— BowTiedBull - Read Pinned Tweet or NGMI (@BowTiedBull) November 25, 2022
Anyone who thinks otherwise is just purposely ignoring the facts. It was an illegal money laundering enterprise https://t.co/20Kj3eKS8a
Ice Cube turned down 9 million dollars cuz he didn’t wanna get the Covid shot pic.twitter.com/77AmiBhKiL— God Chose Me (@shmurdalato) November 21, 2022
"I went from being a multi billionaire to not being able to use my ApplePay "— Donda Times (@dondatimes) November 22, 2022
"it can happen to all Americans for saying the wrong idea out loud" pic.twitter.com/XshydrxYTx
Absolutely anyone in Crypto who was "on the fence" about the media is 100% sure now it's all lies.— BowTiedBull - Read Pinned Tweet or NGMI (@BowTiedBull) November 25, 2022
The dude stole $10B+ of customer deposits (not bad trades) their actual deposits. And. Everyone in mainstream media defends him.
Radicalized many people this week. https://t.co/E8XlWIheze
Trump wasn't kidding when he called the media The Enemy of the People.
Wolves infected with a common parasite are more likely than uninfected animals to lead a pack, according to an analysis of more than 200 North American wolves1. Infected animals are also more likely to leave their home packs and strike out on their own.
The parasite, Toxoplasma gondii, makes its hosts bold — a mechanism that increases its survival.
Fascinating. The scientists were stunned by the findings.
For Meyer, the moral of the story is that parasites can be major players in ecosystems. “Parasites might have a much larger role than anyone generally gives them credit for,” he says.
A $7 rotisserie chicken from Walmart is better than any Turkey I’ve ever eaten.— Travis Berridge (@theguywhofawkes) November 25, 2022
Yeah, it's low-fat content makes turkey rather tasteless. It goes well as light protein in a sandwich.
“I don’t even know the price until it shows up,” he said.
In the last few weeks, Dean has considered himself lucky if he gets a quarter of the cases he normally needs, and actually, that’s fine, because at these prices — $6.99 for a head of iceberg, $14.99 for a bag of three romaine hearts — nobody’s buying it anyway.
That's some very expensive water thanks to the supply shock in California.
The Democrats protect their revenue stream:
If you steal $30B from customers the NYT will give you a paid speaking spot where it costs $2,499 to hear your story.— BowTiedBull - Read Pinned Tweet or NGMI (@BowTiedBull) November 24, 2022
It's the same with "protests". American cities burned and dozens were murdered while the media called it "mostly peaceful" but show up unarmed at the wrong place on January 6, 2021, and you're put in jail for years.
Fully searchable email archive of all “media inquiries” to Trust and Stasi Counsel along with government takedown requests. Would be a great contribution to scholarship and transparency.— Cernovich (@Cernovich) November 24, 2022
The end of easy money really hit crypto hard:
Makes sense, check out the distribution of predictions from PWC’s annual crypto hedge fund survey…comes out June/July every year. pic.twitter.com/lSAo0hX10K— BowTiedNarwhal (@BowTiedNarwhal) November 23, 2022
Thanksgiving dinner will cost 20% more in the US this year, per Bloomberg.— unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) November 23, 2022
Imagine working for the city & residents of San Francisco for 20 years... receiving recognition & respect from all you encounter, and suddenly being laid off - for no reason other than the color of your skin.— Michelle Tandler (@michelletandler) November 22, 2022
Well, that is what just happened to Elections Director John Arntz. pic.twitter.com/yi3HXONOFm
He likely voted for the very people who fired him for being White. The admins will get brownie points for hiring a lower-wage colored clown who'll perform worse. Of course, the new diversity hire won't be fired for incompetence because that would be RACISSS.
Payne wrote that he charged the truck to a full 100 percent charge ahead of the trip, and that the manufacturer claimed that a full charge should have allowed him to travel the whole distance without another charge.
The next part made me laugh.
Payne wrote that as he sat at his third charging station of the day, another driver asked what sort of mileage he was getting on his roughly $93,000 EV truck.
“I’m getting about 170 miles of range on this trip up I-75,” he told the other driver. “How about you?”
The man replied, “I’ve got the turbo-6 cylinder. I’m getting 600 miles and 22 mpg. I don’t think I’ll ever get one of those electrics.”
A sitcom can get a lot of mileage out of the shortcomings of an EV.
Stages of media analysis:— Cernovich (@Cernovich) November 21, 2022
1. Sounds bad, probably a lie.
2. Does own research.
3. Yep, they lied.
He was singing awful music. Sounds like the song “Welcome Back,” but I’m not trying to hear this stuff.
Far from what was “reported,” though. pic.twitter.com/BwEl7W5yxE
Online bullying is so weird just click block if someone is annoying.— BowTiedBull - Read Pinned Tweet or NGMI (@BowTiedBull) November 20, 2022
Also don’t read people who piss you off.
There was a psycho girl from Pakistan who lived in the US. She blogged about her crazy leftist beliefs. I would simply provide excerpts and critique her logic and reasoning abilities. Her response? She cried like a little girl and wrote that I was a "cyber bully".
That was definitely amusing.
She had to look at her blog stats, click to arrive at my site, and then read my devastatingly brutal words about herself. All she could conjure up was: U R CYBER BULLY!
It was quite surreal to witness such a combination of mental retardation and emotional weakness. Eventually, she decided to nuke her blog. Sad!
Last year, Hoffman was a mediocre cross-country runner on Seattle Academy’s boys’ team. During freshman year, Aspen Hoffman competed as a boy and finished 72nd in the League finals. Now, as a sophomore competing as a girl, Hoffman broke Seattle Academy’s school record in the girls’ 5000-meter category and ranks 1st in League.
The parents are pussies.
Parents are terrified to even raise concerns about Hoffman’s presence on the girls’ team. Another parent noted, “parents are upset but they know it has to go to the state committee, which isn't politics, it's the state high school board, and unless there's any kind of pressure put on them to change the rule nothing's going to happen.”
Betty Henry, a consumer in London, Ont., has been using E.D Smith's Pumpkin Pie Filling for 50 years to make pies for Thanksgiving. She says she noticed a difference in the filling as soon as she opened the can this year.
The pie filling used to list vegetable oil as the third-largest share in the ingredient list.
In the new version of the product that Henry used this year, vegetable oil had been moved to sixth place. And taking its place at third? Water.
The company watered down the product and then, to add insult to injury, spiked the price by 50% in under two years.
The price of the pumpkin pie filling has increased by more than 50 per cent since January 2021. At that time, the pie filling was $3.99. In October 2022, it had gone up to $6.03 at Loblaws stores in Toronto. Both versions of the can were 540 millilitres.
It's understandable when businesses have to increase prices. Shrinking the product packaging has become standard practice. Still, uncool. However, boosting the water content while keeping the same product name is scummy.
At 7:35, I thought that the power connector was quite snug and then...
At least, it's not a severe problem. Builders just have to be extra careful.
Please enjoy 19 seconds of brutal kitten fight in wrestling ring. pic.twitter.com/Zkmtdopzf2— Giant Military Cats (@giantcat9) October 30, 2022
🤡🌎 Youtube marks the official World Government Summit video about a new world order as spreading a conspiracy theory pic.twitter.com/TFlDnO0KA1— Clown World Today 🤡🌎 (@cwt_news) November 16, 2022
The FTX story should mean the END of the DemocRat party. Why isn't it? pic.twitter.com/autnBSzI4Y— Rebelcat (@rebelpuss) November 15, 2022
ACTUALLY, our diligent fact checkers have found ZERO evidence of $$$ from Ukraine to the Democrat Party. Now, back to our regular programming: Democrats are super awesome and how DeSantis is so much worse than Hitler.