BuT iF you HoMeScHoOl YoUr KiDs WoNt Be SoCiAlIzEd!
— Lauren Chen (@TheLaurenChen) January 29, 2023
Keeping kids away from trash like this is a feature, not a bug of homeschooling.
Public schools aren't just filled with trash teachers, but also students raised by trash parents.
Do everything you can to avoid them. https://t.co/A8UrzLGWcd
Clown World is devoted to inversion. When the “female figure skater” is neither female nor a figure skater, you know Clown World is involved.
True. This reminds me of Miss Greater Derry from last year. Here's some brief info:
The Miss Greater Derry Scholarship Program, set up by the Miss America Organisation, welcomes contestants between the ages of 17 and 24 who are judged on their 'their achievements in scholastic, aptitude, talent, character, community service and poise', according to their website.
So, one would think that the winner would be a local, beautiful woman, right? The winner was Brían Nguyen. Not local, not beautiful, and, definitely, not a woman.
Miss Greater Derry is a fat Asian man! It's a Clown World trifecta!
Complaining about free housing pic.twitter.com/AkraSPvuSY
— E (@ElijahSchaffer) January 30, 2023
The cat to the snake pic.twitter.com/STj7yLrzej
— Chris Hinkle (@OnlyHinkle) January 28, 2023
Beyond parody pic.twitter.com/wBh2pophCG
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) January 29, 2023
I half expected to see Fee Fi Fo Fum!
A Somali cop murdered an unarmed White woman who called 911 about a woman screaming. The media and the government did not care. Some black guy gets killed by a bunch of black cops, it is a national tragedy and the fault of White people.
— RAMZPAUL (@ramzpaul) January 28, 2023
White people aren't even involved and they get blamed! That's the magic of White Soupamacy.
The cops who killed Tyre Nichols were black
— Lauren Chen (@TheLaurenChen) January 28, 2023
The Memphis police chief is black
Crime-ridden Memphis is a majority black city
And yet still, the problem is white supremacy? https://t.co/hobA61XuoN
The memes write themselves pic.twitter.com/VU4ehZbZ7l
— Astralnaut (@thuleanrevenant) January 24, 2023
Just checked out a studio apartment here in Mexico in an ideal neighborhood.
— My Latin Life 🌴 (@MyLatinLife) January 26, 2023
They’re asking 3,000 pesos + 500 peso deposit.
That’s $150 a month and a $25 deposit. Includes water.
Just checked rent for a one bedroom apartment in my building. $1,550 a month. You'll have to fill out an application and fulfill the requirements to have the privilege of renting. When I applied, they wanted to see a minimum five-year job history in Canada or a guarantor. So, if you don't have rich parents or a stable income stream of five years, then tough.
Not content with making Elon Musk leave, the state of California is coming after all billionaires:
California lawmakers appear intent on making the Eagles song Hotel California a reality … at least when it comes to taxes for those who try to flee the state. At the Hotel California, “you can check-out any time you like, but you can never leave!” With soaring costs and a massive $24 billion deficit, the state is also facing an exodus of people leaving the state. The solution? Convert the state into a tax Venus flytrap: not only impose a wealth tax on those caught in the state but tax those who try to leave.
That's the nature of taxation. Market it as ONLY for the greedy, asshole, super rich and then in due time decrease the floor.
The law has a cynical bait-and-switch provision. The billionaire tax is just meant for the initial packaging and passage. It can therefore be sold as a “billionaire’s tax.” However, in two years, the threshold drops to a worldwide net worth exceeding $50 million.
This shouldn't be a surprise to anyone. The same thing happened with the income tax over a hundred years ago. The wealth tax will soon apply to average people with a "big" house that retails for over a million. A meagre, and of course "totally reasonable", 2% wealth tax on that property would mean an extra $20,000+ in taxes every year for the average doctor, engineer, professor, etc.
After revelations that former Presidents and Vice Presidents Joe Biden, Donald Trump, and even Mike Pence had violated federal law by keeping classified documents in their homes, Hillary Clinton took the opportunity to brag that she had kept no classified documents from her time serving as President of the United States.
They're doing the "jobs" that Canadians won't do!
https://t.co/xdk0FKlCrr
— Dane (@UltraDane) January 24, 2023
Every single person on the Toronto "Most Wanted" criminal list is not from Canada.
Why is that? pic.twitter.com/6i27wnzI4r
Prime Minister Zoolander is going to do what he has always done: import more DIE-versity!
Who wants to tell @VICE? pic.twitter.com/kwGyJxVfa5
— Isabel Brown (@theisabelb) January 24, 2023
Virtue signaling your way to the grave. Hope all the victims were the dipshit leftists that voted for this crap. 🙏 pic.twitter.com/ng4OXrd6WB
— Neanderthal Tom Cave Beast (@Neanderthal_Tom) January 25, 2023
Two white fare jumpers were observed all day, about 2 percent of fare jumpers, but I don’t have a racial breakdown of the overall sample so I can’t say how far out of proportion that is compared to total riders.
— Helen Andrews (@herandrews) January 12, 2023
She observed and tweeted about the illegal behavior of colored people. Of course, this makes her the villain of the month. NPCs activate!
More joggers in action:
Oakland, California pic.twitter.com/H9eYXrnXji
— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) January 25, 2023
This is extremely salient. Our wages are not keeping up with inflation and our housing prices are way out pacing inflation. The single family home white picket fence American dream is not fiscally possible for most millennial working Americans. https://t.co/1FkHV86NcY
— Jennifer Zilla (@jennifer_zilla) January 24, 2023
Reminds me of a conversation with my puzzled barber many years ago.
"I think you're a smart guy. So, I don't get it. Why don't you have a house?"
I looked at the Boomer Barber with mild amusement and asked, "What was the price of your house when you bought it?"
"$55,000."
"Do you remember your annual income at the time?"
"Hmm, about $20,000."
"What was your mortgage payment?"
"Oh, my dad gave me a gift and I borrowed money from a relative."
"How long did it take to pay off this loan?"
"About two years."
So, sometime, in the 1970s, a barber in Canada, with zero college degrees and a single income, and a family loan, bought a house and had it all paid off in two years.
During that haircut, my post-university-degree income was about $50,000 and the average price of a house was close to $1,000,000. Alas, no monetary gift from dad or a family loan. Forget two, it's not even possible in twenty years! It's so bizarre when these people can't see or recognize this basic math.
When you reach the final boss at the end of the women’s march. pic.twitter.com/zkwwBPxKmV
— 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠 🏳️🌈 (@CasuallyGreg) January 23, 2023
Incredible transformation:
Sunday Gunday! From over 560lbs to 239 in less than 2 years. Nothing is impossible, it's never too late, you're never too far gone. Thanks for the inspiration fellas @Cernovich @BowTiedOx @AJA_Cortes @bowtiedwhitebat @Derek_Fitness @dookiebutter100 pic.twitter.com/hCEQ5TOeUI
— Cole Prochaska (@3to1fitnesspro) January 22, 2023
Most of his diet is the same as mine; substitute lean beef for prime rib and new york steak.
Lean beef, chicken, ground turkey, potatoes, rice, carrots, beans, a ton of eggs.
— Cole Prochaska (@3to1fitnesspro) January 23, 2023
Lean proteins + simple carbs + butter = Awesome diet.
— Matt Walsh is a GIANT TRANSPHOBIC TWAT (@AlphaMaleDrG) November 3, 2022
A cleaning fee while you also have to ... clean the place!?
Lol. Why would anyone stay in an AIRBNB over a hotel?
— QE Infinity (@StealthQE4) January 21, 2023
No wonder these places are empty.
This won’t end well pic.twitter.com/pp8iyo3FPJ
— Amy Moreno (@VivaLaAmes11) January 21, 2023
In what society is 21 considered underage??????? You’re legally allowed to smoke and drink 💀 pic.twitter.com/pInXhAL8R5
— MGSolidus (@MGSolidusSnake) January 21, 2023
Joe Rogan GOES OFF on the "Vaccine Ideology"
— Wittgenstein (@backtolife_2023) January 5, 2023
Source: JRE on YOUTUBE https://t.co/d4jaLA8vFS pic.twitter.com/Cj2KQx24to
Facebook and Instagram may allow transgender and non-binary users to flash their bare breasts — but women who were born female and who are eager to “free the nipple” are out of luck, according to Meta’s advisory board.
The attention whores are going to be getting a lot of, er, attention.
The fact someone would even think of doing this blows my mind🤯 pic.twitter.com/DfhVhZpfsK
— Ross McCulloch (@Rossmac212) January 17, 2023
Never forget pic.twitter.com/CzVOhA2GsG
— elbee (@el_bee0) January 18, 2023
Don't hate watch
— Simp Neelix (@SimpNeelix) January 13, 2023
Not even a single episode pic.twitter.com/xk60jAybEu
Even the Drinker couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Interesting how they are incapable of making anything beautiful pic.twitter.com/5LbiCks2z4
— sotonye🏹🕰 (@cybersygh) January 15, 2023
It looks like an incomplete AI generated image of a decapitated human body which is hugging a xenomorph.
It's time. pic.twitter.com/bymmnwfDW8
— LORD HOKAGE 🇳🇬 🇦🇺 (@HRHMike_Aig) January 15, 2023
Well? pic.twitter.com/frs323m5Zg
— Felix Rex (@navyhato) January 13, 2023
Today I paid $78 for this fine selection of 17 items, none of them non-essential.
— Sour Patch Lyds 👎🏻🇺🇦 (@sourpatchlyds) January 12, 2023
The large ketchup cost $8. The deli meats cost no less than $6. pic.twitter.com/Nmm4Dm8uA1
Just get three full-time, minimum wage, jobs and problem solved! Pull yourself up by the bootstraps! In my day ...
Police have identified a man killed in an alleged "swarming" attack by eight teenage girls in Toronto last month as Ken Lee. Lee, 59, was pronounced dead in hospital after he was allegedly beaten and stabbed by the group of girls outside a downtown shelter in the early morning hours of Dec. 18, 2022.
[...]A friend of Lee's who saw his alleged attack previously told CBC Toronto the girls had tried to take a liquor bottle from her and Lee had tried to stop them. The lead detective on the case later confirmed that police believe there was an attempted theft — "likely of a liquor bottle" — during the initial phase of the deadly encounter.
The teenage murderers are between 13 and 16 years old. No information about race is provided which means we know.
Some good news during interesting times:
Male M&M's everywhere rejoiced after the announcement by Mars, Inc. that the female M&M's are getting their own bag. The male M&M's hope this change will finally give them some much sought-after peace and quiet.
According to sources, the red, yellow, blue, and orange M&M's are hoping this means they can finally get a little rest and relaxation, lounge around all day, and just hang out with the bros without being nagged to death.
🇺🇸#America
— Klaus Arminius (@Klaus_Arminius) January 12, 2023
Pennsylvania: White teen (17) ‘randomly’ shot point-blank while riding bike with friends
Gavin Beighley was cycling with friends in his neighborhood when Curtis Coleman, 20-year-old Black man, shot him dead.
Yet another story that will go unspoken. pic.twitter.com/wQwdC0pDYY
I think it's weird that people think it's weird I don't drink alcohol.
— ZUBY: (@ZubyMusic) January 7, 2023
Poisoning yourself intentionally is a weird flex IMHO, but I support your right to do so.
I've had people at work relay stories about drinking and throwing up. It sounded like they were bragging. Just totally bizarre.
RE Shifts:
— BowTiedBull - Read Pinned Tweet or NGMI (@BowTiedBull) January 11, 2023
1) Re prices won't go down
2) Low inventory will stabilize it
3) Okay prices down but no defaults due to low interest rate. Marry house, date rate (you are here)
4) Realize Debt to Income is highest ever and savings rate lowest ever
5) Layoffs
6) default
Stay toon'd!
I am vaccinated because:
— Adam Rich 🦍 (@TheeAdamRich) July 24, 2021
A.
I trust… “SCIENCE” !!!!!!!
&
B.
I care more about the lives of my family & friends… & even YOU!… than my own personal FreeDUMB’s !!!#GetVaccinated!!! Now MF’s !!!🙏🏼
We've made an argument that 90s or so a family of four could live a good life (suburbs outside major city) on around $120K ($10K/month pre-tax)
— BowTiedBull - Read Pinned Tweet or NGMI (@BowTiedBull) January 10, 2023
Now if you have two kids = probably $250-300K.
That's how bad it has gotten. Just basic good food, and vacations once a year https://t.co/Dv7otm5XHd
Same in Canada. The average mortgage payment is now greater than the average income in Toronto.
There was a couple who wrote about how their bank refused to loan them money for a house because their combined income was too low. They make $200,000. That's US$150,000. People used to say that both people in a household need to work because prices are so high. We've reached the point where both people do work and make more money than 98% of households in their province and they still can't get a loan for a house!