Have you tried this, poor dude?
Mar 22, 2023
Comedy gold:
Told you guys the losers have found us. We will fight them off like the mosquitos that infiltrate the tent by the beach under the coconut trees where there is no legal taxes pic.twitter.com/3Mg1STDJy3
— BowTiedBull - Read Pinned Tweet or NGMI (@BowTiedBull) March 22, 2023
DIE-versity
Mar 21, 2023
"Basic city life experiences" include getting robbed.
— Spacebunny Day (@Spacebunnyday) March 21, 2023
I lived in Minneapolis for years and this never happened to me or the vast majority of people I know. I wonder what's changed...... https://t.co/mB1wIB2EAt
Dilbert was right
Mar 21, 2023
— TheDude1764 (@TDude1764) March 22, 2023
Art
Mar 21, 2023
— ST (@challengerST) March 21, 2023
Let's go bowling, dude
Mar 20, 2023
— Dusty Miller (@DustyMiller03) March 19, 2023
Based Joe
Mar 19, 2023
Nigel negotiates
Mar 19, 2023
"Now look, like the our current government, the condom machine in the men's toilets just isn't working. But frankly, I'm confident we can come to a withdrawal agreement that benefits both parties."
— Kieran's Empty Bread Bin (@KieranBin) March 17, 2023
DIE-versity Air
Mar 19, 2023
How can she slap!?
Mar 19, 2023
— Jettdirector (@Jettdirector) March 19, 2023
Jogging in America
Mar 18, 2023
Surveillance video shows the man slowly walking up to Truong and then grabbing her while reaching for her belongings. She then drops all of her possessions on the floor when he picks up her phone – only to return for her envelope full of cash. She runs opposite of her attacker, but he catches her and body slams her to the ground, running off with the money.
Truong is now paralyzed as a result of spinal damage from the attack.
Leave it to professionals
Mar 18, 2023
woops-a-daisy pic.twitter.com/7nYxihmAA4
— I,Hypocrite (@lporiginalg) March 13, 2023
Was the road even closed? That tree could have smashed into a car; injuring or killing people!
Understand the war
Mar 18, 2023
Covington and Rittenhouse shows they’ll lynch innocent people who aren’t public figures. Pure evil.
— Cernovich (@Cernovich) March 13, 2023
Russiagate was wider reaching but Trump was a big boy and fair game. He got his ass whooped by being outplayed.
Ethically Covington much worse. Shows pure depravity. https://t.co/XisbdLiJHc
Yup. If you're White and on the Right, then the media will twist the story to make you look like a monster. In these two cases, it wasn't even a matter of who said or did what. There was literal video evidence which showed that these two young men were innocent!
Eggs expired
Mar 18, 2023
Yes, all my best marketing plans consist of a list of demands.
— Owen Gregorian (@OwenGregorian) March 14, 2023
This old woman has a list of 35 must-have requirements for a man! The unintended humor starts early: she wants to get married and have a baby. I'm sure there are millions of men out there who can't wait to start a family with this lovely 42-year-old.
A sad joke
Mar 18, 2023
Jack’s a carpenter. His neighbour Jean’s a baker. Jean has some doors with loose hinges. Jack says he’ll fix them. Jean says she’ll give him some cakes as a thank you. Scale up a willingness to help others, where all will receive what they need, and you have a socialist society. pic.twitter.com/xuLZDNFqAQ
— The Socialist Party (@OfficialSPGB) March 14, 2023
Oh, it gets worse:
Yes, and there will be more than enough for all. And Jean, and the other bakers, will all have free access to whatever goods and services they need.
— The Socialist Party (@OfficialSPGB) March 15, 2023
Much worse:
Socialism hasn't begun yet. It comes AFTER capitalism has been abandoned by the working class, which (sadly) has not yet happened. pic.twitter.com/fmATPpJglm
— The Socialist Party (@OfficialSPGB) March 15, 2023
Over 100 million people were murdered in the previous century thanks to the benevolence of socialists. Instead of learning from the horrors of that evil, these monsters simply ignore the mountains of corpses and continue on their wicked path.
The most important Amendment
Mar 18, 2023
Tell Me WHY This SUBHUMAN SCUMBAG Shouldn’t be Put DOWN?…pic.twitter.com/c1TJjpaGuz
— 𝕰𝖒𝕲 (@Emilio2763) March 17, 2023
The next video: Jogger down! Jogger down!
This is why we need to protect our 2nd amendment. pic.twitter.com/2SBqEiDRLa
— I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 (@ImMeme0) March 17, 2023
Light Air
Mar 17, 2023
Very impressive delivery service:
A second pigeon wearing a tiny makeshift backpack presumably meant for smuggling drugs has been found at a corrections facility in Abbotsford, B.C., nearly two months to the day after a bird carrying a package of crystal meth was found at the prison next door.
Officers discovered the latest bird wearing its backpack inside Matsqui Institution during a routine search on the morning of Feb. 27, according to its union. The backpack, possibly made from cut-up jeans, was empty — leading guards to believe the bird might have still been in training.
LAAYCISSM!
Mar 17, 2023
Walmart has taken the racist step of protecting their inventory. pic.twitter.com/eOXhFE4sJP
— Dane (@UltraDane) March 16, 2023
Too Big To Fail
Mar 17, 2023
More power for the government:
This is insane please watch the time stamps Daniel has provided.
— BowTiedBull - Read Pinned Tweet or NGMI (@BowTiedBull) March 17, 2023
They are saying "you may be too small to be bailed out". Which means get out and go to preferred bank.
Pretty explicit here even for limited understanding of finance. https://t.co/GiCy8ij4Ql
Those big banks will also be easier to control.
Oh, you oppose the current awesome leftist politician in power?
Your loan is denied. Your money is frozen. Eventually, your accounts are canceled because you're a VERY BAD MAN!
Of course, the NPCs will all squawk: Hey, if you wanted to keep your accounts, then you should have kept your fucking mouth shut!
Judges: do better
Mar 17, 2023
It's funny that the exact same thought came to me:
[...] it’s terrible to think of how many lives could have been spared if only a judge had issued a warrant for the arrest of Adolf Hitler.
Enemy of the People
Mar 16, 2023
You will never be ready for this thread🧵
— The 13/51+ Project (@the1351project) March 11, 2023
For Feb 2023 in the USA
blacks murdered 35 whites
whites murdered 0 blacks
please post any numbers on either side and I will update this
It’s very possible I could’ve be missed something
Get this to @ScottAdamsSays ASAP
Here we go pic.twitter.com/0W7nokSVwv
Blacks killed White people? Boring!
Whites killing wheelchairs? 24/7 coverage of this new Holocaust!
A black in Oklahoma today pleaded guilty to murdering three people and engaging in cannibalism. What story does the media amplify? A drunk White guy pushing an empty wheelchair down some stairs. https://t.co/tq1EdcWqVh
— RAMZPAUL (@ramzpaul) March 17, 2023
How the turn tables
Mar 16, 2023
I already figured out that when Switzerland abandoned it's historical neutrality by confiscating Russian assets for the American warlords, other countries would pull their money.
— rubiotwirls (@rubiotwirls) March 16, 2023
Joggers Gone Wild
Mar 16, 2023
Survey says……NO. pic.twitter.com/KLwCECiQML
— Marc Leahy (@MarcLeahy3) March 16, 2023
That bank can run!
Mar 15, 2023
CREDIT SUISSE OFFERING 7% INTEREST ON FUNDS IN ASIA, BUT CLIENTS ARE STILL WITHDRAWING FUNDS
— FXHedge (@Fxhedgers) March 15, 2023
Damn. The highest savings account rate from a chartered bank in Canada is 3.8%.
Deflation and inflation
Mar 15, 2023
Haagen Dazs updated their ice cream containers and spiked the price.
Old: 500 ml for $5.99
New: 450 ml for $8.89
A cool 65% increase in price. Sad!
Definitely not low-risk
Mar 15, 2023
Do not deposit anything into CS that is not insured.
— BowTiedBull - Read Pinned Tweet or NGMI (@BowTiedBull) March 14, 2023
This is terrible. pic.twitter.com/8yDh2Zlo5F
Fly keyboard, fly!
Mar 14, 2023
"Higher" education
Mar 14, 2023
Standard law students protested a judge because the judge refused to call a PEDOPHILE "she." That's what is going on. A pedo "changed genders" to be able to molest women in jail, AS A MAN.
— Cernovich (@Cernovich) March 14, 2023
Pedophiles.
That's what Standard Law supports.
Strong, Independent, Fierce Women!
Mar 14, 2023
— M D Campbell 🇺🇸🏴 (@MCampbell1041) March 11, 2023
Holy Yield, Batman!
Mar 13, 2023
The yield on short-term Canada bonds was on pace for the biggest two-day drop in more than 27 years, as investors bet the Bank of Canada will cut rates in coming months to counter fallout from the collapse of some regional banks in the US.
It's true
Mar 13, 2023
Banksters Gone Wild
Mar 13, 2023
Vox Day on no-limit deposit guarantee:
Now the protection level has been made de facto limitless, which means that the next series of failures will threaten the collapse of the entire system. This is the fundamental problem with centralization, as it removes the protective limits of decentralization in a foolish, and inevitably futile, attempt to avoid the consequences of limited failure.
Yup. Banks have zero incentive to be prudent going forwards. They'll take even more risks. If they succeed, then they'll get praise and wealth via high stock prices. If they fail, then they'll keep their bonuses and the Fed will bail them out.
D.I.E.
Mar 12, 2023
More people will die thanks to DIE:
The airline industry is pushing safety aside in favor of ideology, and it's going to get people killed. pic.twitter.com/yB9Mdq5uju
— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) February 23, 2023
It's just a matter of time. A passenger jet will fall out of the sky and kill hundreds because the pilot was hired on the basis of diversity. In addition to paying out millions, the owners should go to jail.
Demon
Mar 12, 2023
— Danil Dram (@DanilDram) March 12, 2023
Tomorrow should be interesting
Mar 12, 2023
— BowTiedGrey (@BowTiedGrey) March 12, 2023
Suicidal altruism
Mar 12, 2023
Sweden is turning into a low-level warzone thanks to the blessings of diversity:
On a bitingly cold morning in Stockholm, two days ago, I stood among 200 mourners in a Muslim cemetery, set in a magnificent pine forest. They had come to bury a 15-year-old Afghan boy who had been shot dead, allegedly by a gangster of the same age.
Yet as his coffin was lowered into the frozen ground, it seemed to me that we were also witnessing the death of Sweden’s great multi-cultural dream. [...]
Last year, the country saw 63 fatal shootings. In the UK, whose population is six times the size of Sweden’s, there were 35 in 2021. This cradle of liberalism is, along with Croatia, the most trigger-happy nation in Europe.
They're definitely doing the jobs that Swedes just won't do:
One jaw-dropping film, captured for bravado on an accomplice’s mobile phone, shows a masked boy stalk into an apartment block, in a smart residential area, and pepper a door with 15 rounds from an AK-47 machine gun, neither knowing nor caring who might be behind it.
This is sad and funny at the same time:
The upsurge in violence in Sweden is said to be rooted in a turf war between The Kurdish Fox and a rival drug lord called The Greek.
If someone had asked you to name the country where two gangs called the "Kurdish" and the "Greek" were fighting, then would Sweden be your answer? It certainly wouldn't have been in my top three choices.
Interesting times
Mar 11, 2023
In the future we will have:
— SaaS Wiz (@SaaSWiz) March 11, 2023
Ruling Class (asset owners)
Upper Class (high skilled workers)
Slave Class (low skilled workers on UBI)
No middle class, no lower class
It’s all going away
High inflation, lower real wages, the upcoming spike in taxes, and the probability that we're in the beginning of WWIII all point towards this reality.
When universes collide
Mar 11, 2023
No privacy
Mar 11, 2023
Tucker Carlson on How the NSA Hacked His Signal Account to Stop Him From Interviewing Putin
— Chief Nerd (@TheChiefNerd) March 10, 2023
"Everyone's in on it. Republicans and Democrats are all in on it."@TuckerCarlson @fullsendpodcast pic.twitter.com/7WDUwaDSmK
More pain in 2023
Mar 10, 2023
Great chart to explain how unaffordable the housing market has become.
— Alf (@MacroAlf) March 8, 2023
The average monthly mortgage payment in Atlanta has gone from $320 in 2012 to just under $2,000 now. pic.twitter.com/4hosXwNK7N
Looks like the stock market is going to tank more as the average bloke sells whatever stocks he has to make his mortgage payments.
Update: Yup.
I can attest to #2
— Working Wealth (@Working_Wealth) March 10, 2023
I am associated with a company that deals with employer retirement plans
The amount of people cashing out their 401k's/403b's to pay off their mortgage has skyrocketed in last 3 months