Meme of the Year

The NPC meme — a humanoid graphic which substitutes a blank ASCII face for expressiveness, to which is attached standard neolib boilerplate — is the sort of soulkilling reminder that the SJW hordes don’t think for themselves and lean on digestible anti-White pabulum to help them feel unique. It’s a clever repurposing of the autism slur to apply to social media consumed leftoids who mouth late night talk show shibboleths thinking it makes them renegades.

I laughed so hard at the core truth of this glorious meme.

NPC meme


Too Much Intelligence

According to a new report today from Reuters, the Seattle tech giant was forced to scrap an AI recruiting engine after the company came to realize that the algorithm was excluding women.

It gets so much better:

Using data from a decade's worth of resumes, the engine was designed to scan employment and academic histories using recognized patterns from other high achievers, and some 50,000 keywords. But because the vast majority of the CVs came from men, it taught itself that male candidates were preferable, rejecting words like "women's" as well as graduates from all-female colleges.

(Laughs.) The AI was too good at detecting bullshit degrees. Of course, Amazon stopped it. The future version will totally respect wahmen!


Astute Amazon

Amazon’s recent decision to raise the minimum wage it pays its workers to $15 an hour was greeted with enthusiasm and praise, with no one more pleased than independent Sen. Bernie Sanders, who tweeted: “This is what the political revolution is all about.”

Bernie is a socialist clown who got hoodwinked by the Goliath.

A week after Amazon’s announcement, The New York Times published a piece headlined Why some Amazon workers are fuming about their raise.” It turns out a lot of Amazon employees say they are mad about the wage hike because they’re now losing other compensation and bonuses that they valued more than a higher hourly rate.

No more financial rewards for good attendance and productivity. No more granting of Amazon stock.

Just one share of Amazon per year would be roughly $2,000 for a worker. That's a massive cut for a low-wage employee.

Notably, Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos is also advocating for the U.S. federal government to increase the legal minimum wage, which is music to progressives’ ears, but is also very good for Amazon.

It’s easy for a company of Amazon’s size and with Amazon’s revenue to sacrifice a tiny percentage of their profits for a higher hourly pay rate, but for a lot of employers, even a modest wage hike would represent a significant percentage of what they take in.

Will Bernie tweet his support again? It's funny that bleeding heart leftists are happy and supportive when a beast like Amazon advocates for the destruction of its competitors.


He fights!

The Democrats thought that they would win because Trump would throw Kavanaugh under the bus but that's not how the God Emperor rolls.


Won't you feel sorry for this colored Muslim woman?

This is the most stunningly narcissistic take on the Kavanaugh confirmation:

An American donates $0.50 and comments:

Use this to go back to your own country and stop bitching about ours. MAGA

(Laughs.)

She replies by saying that she works. Then we get this:

Another forked-tongue Muslim. The best reply:


SCOTUS has a new judge

The God Emperor gets his second Supreme Court judge in just two years!

The Senate has confirmed Brett Kavanaugh as an associate justice of the Supreme Court, putting a second nominee from President Donald Trump on the highest court in the land.

Kavanaugh was confirmed 50-48 Saturday during a historic roll call vote in the Senate chamber. The two-vote margin is one of the narrowest ever for a Supreme Court nominee. The vote unfolded with protesters shouting from the gallery.


The poison spreads

Yup.

When a husband beats his wife, it's assault. Correct.

When a husband has sex with his not super enthusiastic wife, it's assault. Wait ...

When a husband slaps his wife's ass without her notarized consent, it's assault. WTF!

A lot of men are going to get the Kavanaugh treatment in the US.


Mad Dog!

This is so Mattis:

During a brief Friday press conference discussing the recent incident in which ricin-laced mail was sent to him at the Pentagon, United States Secretary of Defense James Mattis confirmed that the highly toxic poison was “delicious,” stating “I warmed it up in the microwave, put a little mustard on it and ate it as an afternoon snack.”


Tired of winning

Glenn Reynolds:

Trump knew he’d been vetted enough that there would be no real skeletons, and he no doubt expected that the Democrats would be so desperate they’d invent some. They would have done that with anyone he put up — but, precisely because Kavanaugh was a milquetoasty DC Establishment type, seeing the Democrats go into full batshit assault mode on him galvanized the other milquetoasty DC Establishment types. You could see the lightbulbs go off in their heads: The Democrats don’t hate Trump because he’s Trump. They hate all Republicans and want to ruin them. Even me! And they always will.

The result is that the Kavanaugh affair has welded the Trump and NeverTrump forces (except for a few sad outliers who don’t matter) into a solid force. And it’s simultaneously galvanized GOP voters around the country, closing the “enthusiasm gap,” as the normals become more militant. Plus, it seems that minority voters aren’t as excited about empowering neurotic upper-class white feminists as you might — well, actually, I guess they’re just about exactly as excited about empowering neurotic upper-class white feminists as you might expect, but it seems Dems didn’t give that much thought. So Kavanaugh was, in fact, the perfect pick to trigger this reaction.

Trump is going to win big in 2020.


Don't hurt those halaal feelings!

This month, University of Wisconsin Madison students enrolled in a political science class focused on terrorism will study acts perpetrated by radicals in the name of Islam.

You can guess what happened next.

But one Muslim student, who is also a campus leader and activist, was briefly enrolled in the class. And after the very first day, student Ali Khan took to social media to express outrage over the content of “Political Science 347: Terrorism” and the way the professor approached the subject.

Khan’s complaint prompted a campuswide conversation on alleged culturally insensitive classes. He also published the professor’s contact information, asking peers to take stand.

One has to give Khan credit. He knows how to play the smug, ignorant, virtue signalling, White knight mob at the university. Since the professor is a White guy and Khan is a colored cunt, the professor must be wrong! Just look at the following rhetoric.

Khan ended his post by publishing the professor’s name and email address, and told his peers “for all those who ally with the Muslim and/or Student of Color community, this is your chance. For us, constantly debating with professors, stepping up to always teach others, and simply being present around this type of rhetoric, is emotionally taxing. This is where you come in. Do the work and educate your peers.”

Khan doesn't say that the professor is wrong about ABC because XYZ. Nope. Instead, he presents the whole situation as oppressive. To Khan, the truth is irrelevant. What matters is making life a hellish experience for the professor. This way other instructors with comfortable lives will think twice about showcasing the wickedness of Islam.


Strong, independent wahmen!

Our sick society has been diseased by constant exposure to the Lies pumped out every day for decades by the Globohomo Ministry of Propaganda. One of those Lies is the assertion that there exists “White male privilege” which victimizes and oppresses all other classes of people.

The realty is the polar opposite: White female privilege is typically the operating norm, and White men are often victimized by it.

Also, thanks to the Internet, these women can get extra attention and, in the case of Ford, some sweet sweet cash.


Goliath is ruthless

Amazon today announced it is increasing its minimum wage to $15 for all full-time, part-time, temporary (including those hired by agencies), and seasonal employees across the U.S.—effective November 1. The new Amazon$15 minimum wage will benefit more than 250,000 Amazon employees, as well as over 100,000 seasonal employees who will be hired at Amazon sites across the country this holiday.

Hmm, why would Amazon raise its own labor costs compared to its competition? Wouldn't this hurt Amazon in the long r-

Amazon’s public policy team will also begin advocating for an increase in the federal minimum wage.

“We will be working to gain Congressional support for an increase in the federal minimum wage. The current rate of $7.25 was set nearly a decade ago,” said Jay Carney, Senior Vice President of Amazon Global Corporate Affairs. “We intend to advocate for a minimum wage increase that will have a profound impact on the lives of tens of millions of people and families across this country.”

Clever sons of bitches. Amazon attracts more workers in the short run while they destroy their current minimum wage competitors by forcing them to pay more than double to their workers in the long run! Yet, clowns will call them compassionate.


Isn't free trade grand?

Time for Canadians to bend over and get that free trade:

Canadian dairy farmers are panning the renegotiated trade pact between Canada, the U.S. and Mexico, saying the deal will undercut the industry by limiting exports and opening up the market to more American products.

[...] the newly minted U.S.-Mexico-Canada Trade Agreement, or USMCA, will grant greater market access to the domestic dairy market and eliminate competitive dairy classes, which the group says will shrink the Canadian industry.

The lobby group says the measures will have “a dramatic impact not only for dairy farmers but for the whole sector,” adding that it fails “to see how this deal can be good for the 220,000 Canadian families that depend on dairy for their livelihood.”

Canadians have been laughing at Trump for his horrible tariffs -- don't you know that free trade is super awesome, you doofus! Now, that the US is opening up the North American market (free trade FTW!), the Canadians are now crying. It's surreal to see so many people pontificate about FREE TRADE while simultaneously support protectionism.

Anyway, it's kind of funny that Canada comes last in the name. Also, every time I see that acronym, my mind starts saying United States Marine Corps Aaaa ...


Bullshit statistics

John R. Lott:

A paper on mass public shootings by Adam Lankford (2016) has received massive national and international media attention, getting coverage in the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, plus hundreds of other news outlets spanning at least 35 different countries. Lankford’s claim was that over the 47 years from 1966 to 2012, an enormous amount of the world’s mass public shooters -- 31% -- occurred in the United States. Lankford attributed this to America’s gun ownership.

It's so strange how the rest of the world just can't wait to migrate to such a horrible, brutal, and lethal country. Of course, the paper is utterly false but it makes the US look bad, so it's good!

Even when we use coding choices that are most charitable to Lankford, his 31 percent estimate of the US’s share of world mass public shooters is cut by over 95 percent. By our count, the US makes up less than 1.43% of the mass public shooters, 2.11% of their murders, and 2.88% of their attacks. All these are much less than the US’s 4.6% share of the world population. Attacks in the US are not only less frequent than in other countries, they are also much less deadly on average.

It's certainly true that in the past few decades the US has had more shootings than other Western nations. However, the argument that the US is, on average, more deadly than the violent shitholes of the world is absolutely laughable.

Given the massive U.S. and international media attention Lankford’s work has received, and given the considerable impact his research has had on the debate, it is critical that this issue be resolved. His unwillingness to provide even the most basic information to other researchers raises real concerns about Lankford’s motives.


A to Z

Jeff Bezos started Amazon 24 years ago. The company nearly went bankrupt after the dot com crash. It's stock price was at $5 in late 2001. Bezos borrowed billions to keep his company alive. He sold a couple of million shares to raise money for his business enterprises.

Today, Amazon stock price hovers around $2,000. Bezos is the richest man alive. The company employs over half a million workers. Recently, Bezos decided to donate $2 billion to charity. This is the response he got from one economics professor.

Bezos owns roughly 17% of Amazon stock. Does this mean that the employees of Amazon have a say in how the millions of other people (who collectively own $830 billion) get to use their Amazon-generated wealth? Of course, not. That would be fucking absurd. Why would anyone even invest in a business when the resulting capital gains are subject to the whims of idiots?

Also, it's funny, how the employees are never subject to the massive downside when a business is failing. What's the worst outcome for an employee? Lose the job; find another job. What's the worst outcome for the employer? Lose the job plus lose millions or billions of dollars in wealth. Good luck starting another business.

Also, this credentialed clown has neither the genius nor the personality to manage a lemonade stand. He can't generate shit. Yet, he'll point at the success stories of our age and yell, "You're doing it wrong!"


Deplorable Dregs

Majorities in 30 out of 50 states voted for The God Emperor two years ago. Surely, calling these Americans horrible names will convince them to change their minds.

Former Vice President Joseph R. Biden assailed President Trump’s supporters during a speech Saturday at the annual Human Rights Campaign dinner in Washington, lamenting that “virulent people” and the “dregs of society” still had a friend in the White House.

Trumpslide 2020!