The Weather Network: Three hospitalized after Quebec's ice hotel catches fire.
According to WestJet, flight WS2425, returning to Toronto from Cancun, Mexico, with 168 passengers on board and a crew of six, was on the tarmac when it was hit by a Sunwing plane. Witnesses reported seeing the tail of the Sunwing plane on fire shortly after.
How can a pilot be so careless?
Sunwing says there were no crew or passengers aboard its aircraft, which was being towed by the airline’s ground handling service provider, at the time of the incident.
Oh. That makes more sense.
It was shocking to see how Black played near the end. The best part was the blunt shiv by Suren.
A Bangkok clinic that has drawn 100 men a month to its penis whitening service has caused a stir in Thailand, with social media users both baffled and alarmed by the phallic fad.
The White oppression plows ahead ...
N KOREA: happy to launch nuclear war any time fyi— Tom Rabe (@Rabe9) 3 January 2018
USA: we will also do nuclear war but bigger
This one is good:
Extreme cold warnings remain in effect for most of the region, with windchill values near minus 30 expected to persist into Tuesday.
Unofficial figures from the Arctic blast show Kingston dropped to a bone-chilling minus 30.9 oC, breaking the previous record of minus 21.7 oC set in 1968.
You know it's cold when you're wishing for the warmth of your freezer.
What has the world come to!
These beards are airbrushed to perfection. 🧔 pic.twitter.com/TVEhSykW5k— INSIDER (@thisisinsider) 12 December 2017
Yule log pic.twitter.com/OAvEFlCip1— Tom Button (@tombutton) 22 December 2017
The best part? It's totally natural!
Yes, it was a woman.
A 50 year-old Ugandan man has surprised all and sundry by holding a joint wedding for his three wives.
In his explanation, Mohammed Ssemanda – a food vendor in Kasenyi landing site, a Kampala surburb, says he opted for the joint wedding with his three wives due to lack of finance to hold separate functions.
The man's first wife, 48 year-old Salmat Naluwugge, has spent 20 years with him and they have five kids.
She must be feeling really special now.
Others are Jameo Nakayiza, 27, and Mastulah aged 24 who are sisters.
WTF? Awkward question from a child in the future: Mommy, who is that woman? Oh, she's your step-mother ... and your aunt.
In kindergarten each kid gets a funny picture on his locker (because they can't read, so they memorize the picture). This boy named Muhammad got this one pic.twitter.com/tA5uUQzE2a— English Russia (@EnglishRussia1) December 5, 2017
This is the best video I have ever seen 😂 pic.twitter.com/mUBcy2HO0R— Dank Memes 💎💎💎 (@FreeMemesKids) November 12, 2017
Tambi Dude sent me this tweet in an email. I don't know if the quote is genuine or not; and that itself is quite comical.
Did he really say this? pic.twitter.com/DEutdUepsZ— Sonam Mahajan (@AsYouNotWish) 6 November 2017
Those are some busy virgins.
Typos aside, this is quite a simple and scary video about modern life in Sweden.
Four males and one female. All of them eat a very spicy chip but only one is a genius who drinks coffee to combat the epic burn.
The selfie before the chaos was classic.
The deer's response to the first shot is absolutely hilarious: Oh. Um. Yeah. Whatever.
Tariq Nasheed will figure out a way to blame this on White Supremacists:
Doctors in Malawi have been beaten for carrying stethoscopes by vigilante mobs who believe they are vampires using the instruments to suck blood.
Medics have also been robbed and had their vehicles smashed, while ambulances have been attacked as patients were taken to hospital, a doctors' association said.
The world’s first sex doll brothel has been bombarded with sick requests from perverts who want to act out rape fantasies and even paedophile abuse.
This part really puzzles me:
Sergi, 72, said: “Some customers prefer the service because they have a rape fantasy.
“Obviously we don’t want to promote this kind of activity.”
How does one differentiate between the "rape" of a sex doll and, er, a consensual encounter?
Also, can women act out their perverted fantasies by "raping" a dildo?
The Dove ad reminds me of this awful "skin lightening" product I found at my local pharmacy. White Plus...can this get worse? pic.twitter.com/Gd8FKYg68V— Hend Amry (@LibyaLiberty) 8 October 2017
Women want to look fair and lovely, not dark and ugly.
A family is searching for answers after a 15-year-old boy and his girlfriend were killed in a police pursuit that ended in a head-on collision in Hamilton, Ont. on Thursday morning.
The fatal crash took place as Waterloo Regional Police were chasing a vehicle after being called about a possible abduction or assault of a female in Cambridge, Ont.
The sister of the boy reacts:
“I just need some answers. Something to help,” she said.
She says the actions of her brother were out of character, commenting that “stealing cars was his thing” but not “killing and abducting people.”
I couldn't help but laugh at that part. It's the cavalier way she mentions that her brother was into stealing cars. Seriously, how many automobiles does a 15-year-old have to swipe to get to the point where his sibling knows that its "his thing"?
And, of course, a thief would never ever kidnap a person.
They also claim that Mapekula had a history of drug addiction, which had forced him to drop out of university.
Swedish police on Friday said they seized a suspected bomb-laden car during a traffic check on the Malmo-Lund highway in Lomma.
A statement revealed that suspicious objects were found and the driver, a 45-year-old man, was arrested.
Come on Sweden, get a move on. Ban cars already!
I almost inhaled my drink after reading the middle of this tweet by Katie Hopkins:
I'm coming soon honey. I have ordered a burka with two tit-holes and a foof flap. The Blue-eyed Burka will shake up the Arab Lands pic.twitter.com/xfizmDQfVG— Katie Hopkins (@KTHopkins) 5 September 2017
Link via Bare Naked Islam. The text on the shops makes me think that the video was taken in Turkey.
The black and white one has the spark.
Good morning pic.twitter.com/OYf9IKd1Aj— Rabih Alameddine (@rabihalameddine) 2 September 2017
Google translation in all its glory: Man was convicted of suicide - ate bacon in front of Muslims.
The Mossad provides the best one-word tweet of the year.
The upside to all this beta male thirst and beta female folly is that the poz-facilitated bluster of the latter exposes the former to the gearbox working under the hood of female sexuality. More beta males who would normally go to their graves devoted polishers of the pussy pedestal are being forced by the unleashed female id to confront the bankruptcy of their romantic ideals, and the reality they are getting front row seats to observe is not a pretty one.
A distressing video of a three-year-old girl crying, pleading and being slapped by her mother has gone viral sparking widespread debate about disciplining youngsters.
The child is being taught to read the numbers one through five but becomes increasingly distressed with tears visibly running down her face.
What a nightmarish learning experience for a three-year-old. If you don't "learn" your numbers, then expect a thorough slap in the face. Perhaps, the child is too young to start?
‘We would only like to say this much that in the video that came out, it is our niece and her mother, who happens to be our sister, is trying to teach her daughter, who is very stubborn and obstinate. She has been trying to teach her the same thing since the past three-four days but she was not able to grasp it.
‘The video was made for her father and us to show that the child has grown even more stubborn.
People in the West wouldn't even tolerate someone who hits a three-year-old dog for being "stubborn" and not learning tricks. Hitting children is depressingly normal in India and Pakistan. Teachers in schools have a simple motto: if a kid doesn't pass a test, then he hasn't been beaten enough.
Going back to the crying girl, let's assume that she is genuinely obstinate. What's puzzling is that the mother chooses to slap her daughter when she has so many methods of rewards or removal of privileges for changing the behavior of the kid. No video games, phone or Internet till you finish this assignment will be more than sufficient incentive for children nowadays.
Okay, this is funny:
Apparently, Nazis have forgotten how powerful the Jews really are. Nine days from today, as a small reminder, we will blot out the sun.— Jordan Ellenberg (@JSEllenberg) 12 August 2017
In the event you did not understand what I mean by the concept of "Gamma rage", this should suffice to explain it. Gammas, and men with strong strains of Gamma, know they are low-status, so they tend to react with disproportionate anger whenever they feel they are disrespected. They mimic Alphas in this way, but their reaction is so over-the-top and embarrassing that they inevitably feel humiliated once they calm down. And unlike Alphas, they never get over it. A Gamma will wait years to try to take a verbal shot at someone he feels has humiliated him, whether the person knows it or not.
The emails are so unreal. I couldn't help but laugh.
What unfolded beginning around 9:30 a.m. Wednesday was a daylight hostage-taking in an Eglinton West massage parlour tucked into an industrial area strip mall. Heavily armed members of Toronto police’s Emergency Task Force soon descended on the area, patrolling the area with guns and taking position on top of nearby buildings, according to witnesses.
Who was the culprit?
Michael Storms, 35, was charged Wednesday with forcible confinement and uttering threats.
The next part is not from The Onion.
The man on the phone had told the Star he had converted to Islam when he was 20, and also went by the name Muhammed Islam.
Definitely, a person with serious mental issues.
Looks like that Starbucks refugee program is making an impact.
I read the tweet and laughed.
Then, I read the name and laughed some more.
I wrote this yesterday regarding the fire ball in Pakistan:
Life is tough. It's tougher when you're stupid.
The lower the average IQ, the greater the chance that some moron is going to make a catastrophic mistake that compounds the mistakes made by the moderately less moronic.
Yup. This one instance of lighting up a cigarette while walking in flammable fuel has, so far, resulted in 148 deaths.
At least 153 people were killed and around 140 injured in a fire that broke out after an oil tanker overturned in central Pakistan and crowds rushed to collect the fuel.
Men, women and children were among the dead, many of whom will have to be identified through DNA testing as they were burned beyond recognition, said Dr Mohammad Baqar, a senior rescue official in the area.
How could so many people be there to steal collect the fuel?
A loudspeaker atop a local mosque alerted villagers to the leaking fuel, and scores raced to the site with jerrycans, said Rana Mohammad Salim, deputy commissioner of Bahawalpur.
Life is tough. It's tougher when you're stupid:
Nearby villagers ran toward the overturned tanker with jerrycans and utensils to take the leaking fuel, Rizwan Naseer, the head of the Punjab province's rescue services, said. It is thought some of them were smoking cigarettes, which caused the blaze.
For those of you who do not know we took in 4 Dominican Republic students for the summer. We went through the Houston Embassy and United Travel out of San Marcos Texas. That is who we believe did all this damage to our personal property. With that being said here are the accounts of what happened the last few days........We called the police after finding quite a bit vandalism damage to the interior of our house. In our front foyer we noticed all of our eyes blackened out in our family picture wall to include our 4 children by a permanent marker symbolizing a voodoo curse put upon our home and children.
One of the seeming contradictions of Game is that while it is useful to imitate Alpha behavior, it is almost completely useless to listen to anything they have to say. Case in point, our own dc.sunsets. He is, by his own account, a successful man, happily married, with adult children who are happily married to high-quality women. Someone to whom one should listen carefully, right?
Not so much.
Alphas haven't learned their behavior. So, they can't teach it.
A self-proclaimed Nazi officially became Isidore Heath Hitler with a name change that took effect this week.
MyCentralJersey.com reported Hitler's name officially changed from Isidore Heath Campbell on Monday, the anniversary of World War II's end in Europe after Germany's surrender.
'It's great. My driver's license is changed over, my insurance, my registration, all that I needed is changed over,' he said. 'I'm the new Hitler.'
You must have a heart of stone to not laugh at this:
Court records show Hitler was ordered to seek counseling, but that he refused because the psychologist assigned to him was Jewish.
This can't be real, right?
بخصوص من يكذب الاعلان الماليزي للشامبو - فيديو للدعاية— أ. سامي بن عواد (@Sami_3w) 3 May 2017
This must be a parody of some kind.
Link via Bare Naked Islam.
A Muslim and the mystery of the magical sliding doors.
Bare Naked Islam: UK: Muslim woman ordered by husband to mow the lawn.
You must have a heart of stone to not laugh.