NSFW ... if you're a Muslim.
Police say a 15-year-old girl who was the subject of an Amber Alert has been found safe.
The Amber Alert, which was issued early Monday morning, said witnesses had reported seeing two men force the girl into a grey Honda Odyssey minivan around 1:25 p.m. Sunday and then drive off.
Police had described one of the suspects as a South Asian male about 24 years old, 6-feet-2 inches tall with a thin build.
Witnesses reported an abduction and 24 hours later this girl is "safe"?
We are not getting the whole story here.
Soor = pig
Aulad = offspring
It's so funny calling white people the spawn of pigs.
I'm sure a cartoon in which a white guy referred to a Pakistani as a monkey would be explosively humorous.
Recently, the Paki Martha Stewart (don't laugh!) took on Trump in one of her cartoons. So brave. Thank you.
If you look very closely in her eyes, then you'll realize that there is nothing behind them.
Watch from 32:16 to 32:42 to get the context of that incomplete quote in the title.
To the peoples of the West: May you have a peaceful and blessed Christmas.
It’s bad enough to get unknowingly cucked by your wife. It’s worse to willingly acquiesce to your cuckoldry.
There are some things I will never understand.
My second favorite holiday that I don’t celebrate is Halloween. I love how people get into costume and character. Plus, the candy is sweeter right around that time. It is also that time of year when I have to school you on what lines you have to be careful not to cross.
What's worse than an SJW? A Muslim SJW.
Now if you see someone dressing up as something offensive, tell them immediately! Halloween should not be an exception to use your privilege and culturally insensitive for one day of the year.
Don't you hate it when idiots culturally appropriate English and then butcher the grammar?
Anyway, the following are a few costume / clothing suggestions for Halloween. I've arranged them in order of decreasing difficulty.
11. Goddess Kali. Heidi Klum's assistants definitely put some time and effort here.
10. Moderate muzzie male. He comes in peace!
9. Do you love lions? Then, this costume is for you!
7. Sexy Arab gal. I can see her ankles: SLUT!
6. Moderate muzzie female.
5. George Soros.
4. Hara... I just, can't even...
3. Save a goat t-shirt.
1. Supreme eloquence.
Here is an object lesson in why you should avoid permitting Gammas to join your team or your organization if at all possible. With the announcement of Infogalactic, we have a lot of volunteers coming forward who want to help, but as you can imagine, we're extremely busy, so we've been practicing a form of triage with regards to whom we get back to. Just to put this in context, since we've decided to bite the bullet and write our own engine, our current needs relate more to below the hood stuff than the paint job.
Vox publishes the emails and responses which get crazier with each word. The guy who would have loved to help out turned out to have the temperament of an overemotional bitch. He just couldn't accept the simple rejection -- which further justified the initial decision by Vox.
I was reading this article when my sorry eyes saw this story on the side. The title is a most amazing combination of words. Behold: TYRANNOSAURUS SEX Woman who had public sex with a model dinosaur at children’s playground is identified by cops.
The subheading: The statue has been giving a deep clean using "strong disinfectant" following the lewd act.
That castling! Did not see that coming.
Yup. It's only seven pages!
Chris goes through a couple of "privileges". The spectacularly crazy one starts at 1:33. It's only 7 seconds long.
The Young Turks are such meanies.
#9 and 27 turned into legit whales.
A Muslim guy thought this was real.
My cousin and I went into the bathroom to take shameless selfies and do some lipstick touchups when a white man walked into the bathroom. My cousin and I were surprised, and as we left the bathroom, she said, “That’s not cool, dude.”
This man’s girlfriend, who was in the bathroom as well, walked out and followed us and said:
“Did you just tell my boyfriend he’s not cool? You’re not cool. You’re from f**** India.” I quickly took out my phone and asked her to repeat what she said, and recorded it.
The money quote:
This is a drunk, racist couple who could physically hurt us.
(Laughs.) The video and the following statement negate the physical threat:
We told the receptionist about what happened, and he followed the racist couple outside, along with security and my brother’s friend who overheard the last part of the scuffle.
Yup. That drunk, racisss couple was walking away. They were leaving! But, you know, they could physically hurt the Muslims.
It gets better. The police showed up.
“Okay, good, the police are here,” I thought. “He will protect us,” I thought. “I’m sure he will arrest them because we felt threatened.”
BadFeelz. BadFeelz. BadFeelz. Arrest! Arrest! Arrest!
“Sorry, we can’t do anything. This is freedom of speech,” he said. “What do you want me to do? It’s his right,” the police officer firmly told us.
Her “freedom of speech” was protected, yet my cousin and I felt threatened by her hate speech.
Where's the fainting couch when you need one?
I prayed that they [her kids] never face such hatred and racism, and for God to keep to them safe always. I promised myself that I would keep teaching them about love, and to respect other people’s differences, and get to know people who look different than them.
The irony: believes in a hateful religion and prays to an evil "God". What a drama queen.
Anyway, nothing says "love" and "respect other people's differences" like pushing to get them arrested. Am I right?
I was thinking about buying some curtains and as luck would have it, these lovely girls showed up modelling the damn things!
Hmm, I can't seem to decide which one I like the least. Probably, the gaudy tornado (second from the left). Anyway, do you notice the ankles on the far right? Tsk, tsk, tsk. That calls for a flogging.
Seriously, these idiots take what's sharia oppression and grotesquely turn it into fashion. At the very center of Islam, this is what all women must wear -- all-black abayas; even during the summer when temperatures can exceed 50 degrees Celsius.
"For Salifi Feminists Who Have Permission From Their Husbands Or Fathers!" I laughed.
These guys know how to skewer.
I made the cover of Holocaust Funnies! Yay ... wait.
WARNING: If you're a Muslim, then don't click to see this post.
I laughed: Why Are So Many BASE Jumpers Dying?
The article only needs the photo as the answer.
I posted about this nine years ago. It's appropriate to go through a refresh.
Life must be tough for women in burkinis on beaches. They are in constant danger of being, literally, harpooned.
The chick repellent digs deeper.
The accident, which occurred on June 16, was caused when the driver passed a red signal before coming off the track and hitting a mast - resulting in the station’s closure and rail chaos across London.
Investigators are now probing whether the accident occurred because the driver was undergoing a Ramadan fast and had not eaten in the 15 hours before the crash.
Some folks don't know that the Ramadan fasting requires one to abstain from food and drinks during the day. I've known mental muzzies who have had something to drink at 8 p.m., then woke up late the next day and continued to fast. This means that by 4 p.m. next day, they have had nothing to drink for 20 hours! By that time, they're on the verge of passing out. Driving a car, let alone a train, is patently stupid and dangerous in that context.
The report adds fasting “can affect people’s concentration levels”.
You don't say. It's not just the terrorists that'll get you killed.
Mohammed Mahbubul Haque claims passenger Maria Mughal slammed his door twice before she threw his phone out the window.
Would that be called phone-o-phobia?
Haque denied he told Mughal or her three fellow passengers that “Muslim Pakistani women should keep quiet,” as she had alleged to Torstar News Service on Monday.
The Islamophobia is overwhelming. I can't even ... where is my fainting couc---
From the photo caption:
Maria Mughal, right, was allegedly assaulted by an Uber driver, as captured on video. Mughal has a splint on her finger and cannot lift that arm above shoulder height, she also has a bruise below the knee on one of her legs. Her friend Nusrat Ali witnessed the assault in Toronto.
This looks really bad for the Muslim uber driver. We have a) a bit of video, b) a woman with injuries, and c) another eye witness.
Memo to uber drivers: have an always-on camera in your car. That will make you behave better and crazy customers won't be able to spin a tale of terror.
There are no words.
What people living in the USA tend to forget is that their imported nationalities are all watered down now. Virtually no one is pure Irish or Swedish or Italian anymore, and so the US facial features tend to be a little blurred in comparison with the sharper features of their distant Old World cousins. In fact, here one can not infrequently identify what town an individual comes from on the basis of their facial appearance alone.
Many years ago, a friend told me about an event he attended at an Indian temple in Canada. I think many of the people there were from Punjab.
He memorably and haltingly said, "They. Looked. Just. Like. You!"
Watch the neat video:
A Muslim man discusses Egyptian politics but the subtitles are about something else.
Click here if you want to see all of the Eid photos. I have picked a few and added some comments.
Ramadan didn't really help the following two girls.
Who cares about the guy.
Sad Composition aka The Slasher
The curtains are lovely.
Some women overdo their makeup. Exhibit A:
The least appalling dress:
Bucking for Pippa
I hope to see her in the sequel:
The Fifth Element
If a man’s first act of a coerced monogamy is his capitulating to what amounts to a socially mandated ultimatum I think the woman he surrendered to will subconsciously lose the respect she had for him while they were “undocumented lovers.”
The combination of physical, emotional, financial, and intellectual superiority in a man is very attractive to a woman. Weakness of any kind in these matters can be the death of a relationship.
Gavin McInnes shares a bit of the Canadian culture with the internet.
This commercial doesn't make any sense.
Shouldn't a white guy appear in the end?
Before and after here is quite amusing.