A more energetic and intense cousin of the German Shepherd:
Russians cast off the gloom from the new Cold War with the West with a record-breaking descent in swimwear. Some 1,525 revellers stripped to bikinis and bathing shorts despite temperatures of only 5C in the spring sunshine of the Siberian resort of Sheregesh.
Skiers and snowboarders marked the end of the winter season by beating their own previous Russian record for the near naked descent.
Feminists and Muslims are triggered!
A poor, oppressed woman:
A supermarket is to introduce touch-free packaging to help squeamish millennials who are afraid to touch raw meat before cooking it.
“Customers, particularly younger ones, are quite scared of touching raw meat," Katherine Hall, product development manager for meat, fish and poultry at the retailer, told The Sunday Times.
"These bags allow people, especially those who are time-poor, to just ‘rip and tip’ the meat straight into the frying pan without touching it.”
A recent report by Mintel, the consumer research firm, found just under 40pc of young cooks prefer not to handle raw meat, compared with a little more than a quarter of the broader population.
What? Cooks who don't want to deal with raw meat!? That's like a surgeon who can't handle the sight of blood.
I know an ExMuslim woman from Bangladesh-her brother married a Pakistani woman. Their family forgave her apostasy, but disowned the brother!— Yasmine Mohammed (@ConfessionsExMu) April 10, 2018
The Tobins sat at a bedside vigil with a boy they thought was their son. The Labelles were mourning the son they thought they'd lost. In a town wrenched by grief, an identification mistake is just one more heartbreaking blow.
I initially thought that the hospital had made a really dumb mistake. Then, I quickly realized the full horror: the guy was unrecognizable because he was so badly mangled!
He said the family was told Parker had severe injuries, including a broken hip and “a big gash on the top of his head that runs from his forehead right back to the end of his head,” which “went right to the bone.”
Soy has made the soy-boys so weak they can no longer open their bottles of soy! This has to be the most beta Reddit post to date. pic.twitter.com/aGxlBU8RPS— Mark Collett (@MarkACollett) 4 April 2018
When the title tells the whole story: U.S. couple thought a book would stop a bullet and make them YouTube stars. Now she’s in jail for manslaughter and he’s dead.
The Shiv Lord: Ugly Truth Of The Day.
This shocking footage shows the moment when a lion attacks a young girl in Saudi Arabia after dozens of children were allowed to play with the predator during a festival.
The video sees the children run around with the lion, when suddenly the game turns into a serious hunt for the wild animal, and it pounces on one of the children.
Just how low of an IQ does one need to have to think that allowing children to "play" with an efficient killing machine is a good idea? This isn't the fault of one idiot. A political authority, festival organizers, and the parents were all in favor of this lunacy.
A passenger on a flight from Malaysia has been arrested after reportedly stripping naked to watch porn before attacking a stewardess.
Shortly after the Malindo Air flight departed from Kuala Lumpur on Saturday, the 20-year-old Bangladeshi took his clothes off and started watching pornography on his laptop, local media reported.
According to Malaysian website Star Online, the man also masturbated and urinated on his seat.
Was he on drugs?
That's the most hilarious king hunt I've ever seen. I was laughing in the last 50 seconds.
If the hoverhand is the physical expression of a beta male feeling anxious and uncomfortable in the presence of a hot chick, worried she might reject him if his hand were to find purchase on her shirt sleeve, then the Chopstick Grip is the physical expression of a girl who is too repulsed by her husband to make full palm contact with his scaly back.
Plus, she's leaning back, away from the Zucks.
You just can't make this up.— Jos Duijvestein 🇳🇱 (@JosDuijvestein) February 10, 2018
NBC opening ceremony coverage. Katie Couric talks about why The Netherlands is so good at speed skating as The Netherlands enters the stadium.
And this folks is why Americans are less bright about the rest of the world as they spread fake news! pic.twitter.com/7YC5deTl2w
If you were curious about the Canadians and Brits:
Exactly! This is also why the British team does so well at cycling in the Olympics; it's a little known fact that we all travel everywhere by Penny Farthing. pic.twitter.com/pvEFhg6iC1— 👑Princess Anna 🇪🇺❄️ (@mrsspanner) February 11, 2018
PSA: When it comes to debating semantics, context is everything.
Just ask this woman, who was dubbed racist by some Twitter folk because she named her dog Negro for his black fur.
It's called the No Lackin Challenge.
On YouTube, videos of the No Lackin Challenge show people pulling guns on their friends and their friends pulling out a gun too. However, no one pulls the trigger.
Early Thursday morning, a 17-year-old was shot in the head at E's cafe on Union Avenue.
Now, a moment of silence as the future Einstein has passed away.
Twelve camels have been disqualified from an annual Saudi beauty contest after their owners were found to have used Botox.
The animals were ejected from the King Abdulaziz Camel Festival, taking place near Riyadh, for violating strict beauty contest rules.
The Weather Network: Three hospitalized after Quebec's ice hotel catches fire.
According to WestJet, flight WS2425, returning to Toronto from Cancun, Mexico, with 168 passengers on board and a crew of six, was on the tarmac when it was hit by a Sunwing plane. Witnesses reported seeing the tail of the Sunwing plane on fire shortly after.
How can a pilot be so careless?
Sunwing says there were no crew or passengers aboard its aircraft, which was being towed by the airline’s ground handling service provider, at the time of the incident.
Oh. That makes more sense.
It was shocking to see how Black played near the end. The best part was the blunt shiv by Suren.
A Bangkok clinic that has drawn 100 men a month to its penis whitening service has caused a stir in Thailand, with social media users both baffled and alarmed by the phallic fad.
The White oppression plows ahead ...
N KOREA: happy to launch nuclear war any time fyi— Tom Rabe (@Rabe9) 3 January 2018
USA: we will also do nuclear war but bigger
This one is good:
Extreme cold warnings remain in effect for most of the region, with windchill values near minus 30 expected to persist into Tuesday.
Unofficial figures from the Arctic blast show Kingston dropped to a bone-chilling minus 30.9 oC, breaking the previous record of minus 21.7 oC set in 1968.
You know it's cold when you're wishing for the warmth of your freezer.
What has the world come to!
These beards are airbrushed to perfection. 🧔 pic.twitter.com/TVEhSykW5k— INSIDER (@thisisinsider) 12 December 2017
Yule log pic.twitter.com/OAvEFlCip1— Tom Button (@tombutton) 22 December 2017
The best part? It's totally natural!
Yes, it was a woman.
A 50 year-old Ugandan man has surprised all and sundry by holding a joint wedding for his three wives.
In his explanation, Mohammed Ssemanda – a food vendor in Kasenyi landing site, a Kampala surburb, says he opted for the joint wedding with his three wives due to lack of finance to hold separate functions.
The man's first wife, 48 year-old Salmat Naluwugge, has spent 20 years with him and they have five kids.
She must be feeling really special now.
Others are Jameo Nakayiza, 27, and Mastulah aged 24 who are sisters.
WTF? Awkward question from a child in the future: Mommy, who is that woman? Oh, she's your step-mother ... and your aunt.
In kindergarten each kid gets a funny picture on his locker (because they can't read, so they memorize the picture). This boy named Muhammad got this one pic.twitter.com/tA5uUQzE2a— English Russia (@EnglishRussia1) December 5, 2017
This is the best video I have ever seen 😂 pic.twitter.com/mUBcy2HO0R— Dank Memes 💎💎💎 (@FreeMemesKids) November 12, 2017
Tambi Dude sent me this tweet in an email. I don't know if the quote is genuine or not; and that itself is quite comical.
Did he really say this? pic.twitter.com/DEutdUepsZ— Sonam Mahajan (@AsYouNotWish) 6 November 2017
Those are some busy virgins.
Typos aside, this is quite a simple and scary video about modern life in Sweden.
Four males and one female. All of them eat a very spicy chip but only one is a genius who drinks coffee to combat the epic burn.
The selfie before the chaos was classic.
The deer's response to the first shot is absolutely hilarious: Oh. Um. Yeah. Whatever.
Tariq Nasheed will figure out a way to blame this on White Supremacists:
Doctors in Malawi have been beaten for carrying stethoscopes by vigilante mobs who believe they are vampires using the instruments to suck blood.
Medics have also been robbed and had their vehicles smashed, while ambulances have been attacked as patients were taken to hospital, a doctors' association said.
The world’s first sex doll brothel has been bombarded with sick requests from perverts who want to act out rape fantasies and even paedophile abuse.
This part really puzzles me:
Sergi, 72, said: “Some customers prefer the service because they have a rape fantasy.
“Obviously we don’t want to promote this kind of activity.”
How does one differentiate between the "rape" of a sex doll and, er, a consensual encounter?
Also, can women act out their perverted fantasies by "raping" a dildo?
The Dove ad reminds me of this awful "skin lightening" product I found at my local pharmacy. White Plus...can this get worse? pic.twitter.com/Gd8FKYg68V— Hend Amry (@LibyaLiberty) 8 October 2017
Women want to look fair and lovely, not dark and ugly.
A family is searching for answers after a 15-year-old boy and his girlfriend were killed in a police pursuit that ended in a head-on collision in Hamilton, Ont. on Thursday morning.
The fatal crash took place as Waterloo Regional Police were chasing a vehicle after being called about a possible abduction or assault of a female in Cambridge, Ont.
The sister of the boy reacts:
“I just need some answers. Something to help,” she said.
She says the actions of her brother were out of character, commenting that “stealing cars was his thing” but not “killing and abducting people.”
I couldn't help but laugh at that part. It's the cavalier way she mentions that her brother was into stealing cars. Seriously, how many automobiles does a 15-year-old have to swipe to get to the point where his sibling knows that its "his thing"?
And, of course, a thief would never ever kidnap a person.
They also claim that Mapekula had a history of drug addiction, which had forced him to drop out of university.
Swedish police on Friday said they seized a suspected bomb-laden car during a traffic check on the Malmo-Lund highway in Lomma.
A statement revealed that suspicious objects were found and the driver, a 45-year-old man, was arrested.
Come on Sweden, get a move on. Ban cars already!