A letter from Osama bin Laden detailing when jihadists should be allowed to masturbate has been revealed. The Al-Qaeda leader had such a pull on his followers that he was able to dictate when they pleasured themselves.
Osama also liked to choke the chicken.
In 2015, US officials refused to release details on the 'extensive' porn collection found in Osama bin Laden's Pakistani bolt-hole, because of the 'nature' of the smut.
Man, I feel sorry for all those animals.