Those Crazy Japanese!

The Sega Toylet:

Equipped with an infrared sensor to identify when a person is approaching the urinal, the LCD screen prepares the system and allows the user to choose one of four games. Measure the power of your stream in games such as "Graffiti Eraser", where your goal is to eliminate graffiti with your stream or "The Northern Wind, the Sun and Me" where the strength of your stream determines the strength of a gust of wind blowing the dress off of a woman.

I can see it now. Boys all over the world holding piss off contests.

I wonder: Who would win this game in a Japan vs. America piss off?