The American-Indian Samosa Dream

Abhi:

It might not happen in my lifetime but I hope that my unborn obese children are able to enjoy drive-thru samosas someday.

Mmm, samosas supersized.

I can already imagine it... the lawsuit!

"I bought my samosas from The Samosa Sentral drive-thru. Right after the first bite, my eyes welled up. The samosa was hot! Not temperature-hot, spicy-hot. That's what caused the accident five seconds later. Why wasn't there any warning about the cruel HOTNESS of the samosa!?"

The idiot wins. Samosa Sentral pays tens of millions to the One With Sissy Tastebuds. End result: Tasteless, bland samosas.