Godfrey Elfwick, the best satirical account on Twitter, has now been suspended permanently.— Andrew Doyle (@andrewdoyle_com) July 18, 2018
Those in power can never tolerate being ridiculed. pic.twitter.com/66A4CuG9U5
"those gosh darn white people and their..."— Orwell & Goode 🇨🇱 (@OrwellNGoode) July 18, 2018
A 72-year-old white man was brutally beaten by 6 to 8 black males.— Mark Collett (@MarkACollett) July 19, 2018
If the races were reversed then every major news outlet would be covering this story & the police would be investigating it as a hate crime! pic.twitter.com/AloVLhdeYC
Guess which woman won the contest to represent Great Britain in the Miss Universe pageant? pic.twitter.com/Dtm56hX4eQ— Roosh (@rooshv) July 18, 2018
$1,000 for the colored one!
Apparently, the South Koreans are adamantly against cultural enrichment from Muslims. Thankfully, this doesn't mean that the Koreans are racist since only White people can be racist in the modern world.
The first-time cabinet minister heading Ontario’s anti-racism directorate has been called a “racist” for declaring he wore a bulletproof vest in Jane-Finch as Toronto experiences an outbreak of shootings this summer.
(Laughs.) This is what he said:
“I want to reassure everyone that the focus of this government is to ensure that safety is paramount in all communities. Personally, I went out to Jane and Finch, put on a bulletproof vest and spent 7 o’clock to 1 o’clock in the morning visiting sites that had previously had bullet-ridden people killed in the middle of the night,” Tibollo told the Legislature.
Why did this minister wear a bulletproof vest? Because the police told him to:
Your comment is very irresponsible. All levels of government should be respectful and work toward eliminating gun violence. Perhaps you were unaware of Police Ride Along procedures? An apology should be forthcoming... pic.twitter.com/rOY2BqTFgi— Tina papania (@TPapania) July 18, 2018
A man who unleashed a racist tirade against a grocery store cashier and customer in northeast Calgary has been sentenced to 12 months of probation and a mandatory anger management course.
[...] In December, Simpson was at Real Canadian Superstore in Sunridge when an item he was purchasing was accidentally scanned twice.
Another customer, Steven Lemmon, caught him on video as he berated the cashier and another customer, shoving the other shopper and calling him a a "bomb-making motherf--ker."
Exactly which race is famous for being bomb-making motherfuckers?
Mohammed Abu Marzouk, 39, was just about to head home from a picnic he was attending with his family near the Mississauga Valley Community Centre on Sunday night when two men passing on foot behind his car started shouting at the family, "f--king Arab people! Terrorists," his wife, Diana Attar, said in an exclusive interview with CBC News.
The local imam offers his thoughts:
Ibrahim Hindy is the imam of Dar Al-Tawheed, the mosque where Abu Marzouk's family prays. He says Sunday's incident is a reminder the hate remains alive in Canada.
These peaceful, tolerant, angelic Muslims don't deserve this treatment. They should go back to their countries to avoid this awful atmosphere of hate in Canada.
One person in the comments mentioned that only an orphan can play Batman!
Fakhar Zaman smashed 43 off 24 balls as Pakistan hurtled towards the target in record time; never before have Pakistan chased down a target with over 40 overs to spare.
When he smashed the 59th ball of the innings through midwicket for four, the target had been achieved and the game was over, half an hour before the scheduled lunch break.
Wow. Zimbabwe scored 67 all out which can't be defended by any bowling side. The only shock was that Pakistan didn't win by 10 wickets.
The funniest part of the whole exchange was when Crowder said that he wasn't Alt-Right. So, calling him a part of the Alt-Right is inaccurate.
Her response: "I don't find that to be an inaccuracy [...] You're raising your voice at me!"
A Winnipeg radio personality was off the air Tuesday morning, a day after making comments about transgender people that Rogers Media said were contrary to its "standards and core values."
The article goes on to quote two transgender clowns who want the same thing:
Ultimately, both Raddysh and DeSilva said they'd like to see Wheeler fired.
"You're going to put him on suspension again and again and again until we try and forget about it, but that's not going to happen. He needs to have his behaviour reprimanded," DeSilva said. "You can't support us one month of the year."
What's amusing is how they talk about "hate speech" and the horrible "tone" of the radio host. One can simply listen to the relevant audio at the end and realize that it's so tame. Not only do these assholes lie but they want us to accept their lies. Otherwise, lose your job!
Genitals aren’t very important. If you’re currently in love with someone, ask yourself, “Would I stop loving them if they suddenly had different genitals?” I hope the answer is “no”. If it isn’t, your love is apparently extremely conditional!— Avery Edison (@aedison) July 13, 2018
Some people are so thoroughly fucked up.
Jared Taylor was born and raised in Japan. Does that make him Japanese?— RAMZPAUL (@ramzpaul) July 16, 2018
A nation is defined by blood, not the dirt. https://t.co/ak7rCEanmN
What I have learned on Twitter today:— Laura ☠️ (@thisislaurat) July 16, 2018
You can’t call Africans “African” (even though they call themselves that) because Africa isn’t a country but you can call them European and they’re as European as us even though we should feel guilty for colonising Africa and they shouldn’t.
As Those Who Will Not See:
Your eyesight is so poor that you can't even tell the difference between white and black. How can you "see" anything? pic.twitter.com/oaTCdhwJj8— King Baeksu (@KingBaeksu) July 16, 2018
These are the averages for the initial three batsmen for Pakistan in ODIs: 64.2, 55.92, 51.33. No wonder, the Zimbabwe team is getting crushed. Of course, they don't have the bowlers who can challenge an average batsman since many of their top tier players are not even in the team. Let's see if they can muster up something for the next three games.
The Daily Meme email came with this text:
Congratulations and all that, but that World Cup-winning team was about as "French" as a bag of fries served by a Mexican working at a McDonald's in Des Moines, Iowa.
A 30-year-old man in Sweden has been arrested in connection with a murder and according to investigators, had travelled to the Middle East to fight for Islamic State.
The radical Islamic extremist was arrested after being suspected of a connection to the fatal shooting of two men in their 20s that occurred last Tuesday in the city of Örebro’s Vivalla neighbourhood, Swedish broadcaster SVT reports.
Many Muslims from Canada also fought for the Islamic State. Now, they're back in Canada -- free to plot and murder Canadians in the future.
In shocking news out of Deutschland, BfArM, the federal agency responsible for the management of the first tender cultivation bid, has issued a notice that it is ditching the first tender bid and will start from scratch.
It is also likely to be even more expensive. Not to mention require easy and quick access to European-based or at least easily confirmable pools of cash. It is conceivable that successful applications this time around will not only have to prove that they have a track record in a federally legal jurisdiction but will also have to be able to quickly access as much as 100 million euros.
The Big Three -- Canopy, Aurora, and Aphria -- from Canada can certainly raise that kind of money. We'll likely know the winners of this new process by next year.
When you have to testify before congress, but all you can think about is getting back home to your sex dungeon. (OC) pic.twitter.com/VioigVYBtb— Aggressively White Russian Bot (@ButMuhRussia) July 13, 2018
This is how the media blatantly lies to the public. The mainstream media is FAKE NEWS. pic.twitter.com/8hb8BpfoDb— Mark Collett (@MarkACollett) 13 July 2018
Reminds me of last year when Trump was talking about the bad situation in Sweden. The media twisted his remarks: Trump said that Sweden had a terrorist attack! See, Trump is such a dumb dumb. Sweden is super safe!
Then, there was an Islamic terrorist attack in Sweden just a few weeks later.
A Tory MP has sparked fury by tweeting a 'racist and Islamophobic' image of Sadiq Khan as a pig engaged in a sex act.
Michael Fabricant took aim at the London Mayor as he condemned protests against Donald Trump's visit to the UK.
Here's the no-good, horrible, very-bad image:
That's terribly disrespectful towards pigs.
The logic of slavery:
Remember babes, there’s nothing moral about work, and you are have basic human rights to food, water, shelter, and health care (among other things) whether or not you work. pic.twitter.com/b63rpFToE5— Avery Edison (@aedison) 13 July 2018
A person who refuses to work has the right to the fruits of labor from the rest of society! Why would farmers, construction workers, nurses, and doctors work for you for free?
Is it any wonder that socialism doesn't work?
This is so over the top, I thought it was fake at first.
My initial reaction was the same.
According to a police memo obtained by the Toronto Sun police are on high alert for a ‘vehicle ramming attack’ today. They’ve gone downtown because the memo also states that the threat was made for the area around the CN Tower.
The memo states that yesterday police received “credible information regarding a potential vehicle ramming attack in the area of the CN Tower on Thursday, July 12th.”
The police don't detail the characteristics of the possible threat. My guess? Probably an old Japanese grandma who just can't take the White Supremacist Patriarchy.
We love our Prophet (PBUH) more than our life, Parents and children. We can sacrifice our every thing upon our beloved Holy Prophet, criminal negligence by international peacekeepers.#StopBlasphemousCartoonContest pic.twitter.com/mFOxiZH7xA— _m_u_n_i_m__s_h_a_y_a_n_ (@peir_munim_shah) 8 July 2018
The exchange in the replies is quite amusing:
Yes Islam is the religion of peace But Islam is also the religion of selfrespect . And our self respect is much behind the respect of our beloved prophet . Allah had also not seen the disrespect of her prophet Cz he is also very beloved to him— _m_u_n_i_m__s_h_a_y_a_n_ (@peir_munim_shah) 9 July 2018
Of course, Islam is the religion of peace but if you dare disrespect a genocidal, slave-owning, pedophile, then these Muslims will slaughter you.
This one is unintentionally hilarious:
Islam doesn't allow anyone to hit a unrespectful word for The Holy Prophet Peace Be Upon Him.....The one who commits this act has only one punishment that is death...— ßàshár Mömíñ (@shrMm2) 9 July 2018
Live peacefully let us live peacefully#StopBlasphemousCartoonContest
This one comes with a handy image:
One can learn a lot about these "moderate" Muslims by reading #StopBlasphemousCartoonContest.
A seven-year-old boy died on Tuesday three days after being brutally beaten by a seminary teacher in Lahore.
According to the minor's parents, Abdul Wahab had gone to a seminary in Shalimar area of Lahore, where his teacher had beaten him up with an iron rod breaking the minor's shoulder bone.
The parents are guilty as well. They know about the brutal beatings. Still, they merrily send their frightened kids to these evil monsters.
Worse, sometimes these vile Muslims forgive clerics for beating their child to death.
On January 22, a 10-year-old boy was allegedly beaten to death by a cleric in Karachi’s Bin Qasim area.
[...] Later, it was reported that the child’s parents had forgiven the cleric for the death of their son and did not register a case against him.
He said that the God’s law run supreme and the laws of the Quran can’t be secondary to man-made laws. When asked what he would do if they are not allowed to open Sharia Courts, Nasir Ul Islam said that any resistance from the BJP means it doesn’t want Muslims to stay in India, ‘in that case, we urge them to give us a separate nation.’
How can you not laugh at that lunacy?
When the Brits left India in 1947, the giant area was broken up into two separate countries: India and Pakistan. Why? Because the Muslims wanted their own nation! Now, 70 years later, the few Muslims in India have grown in numbers and power to demand ... their own nation!
The Hindus in India made a huge mistake in the late 1940s. They should have told every single Muslim in India: You've got your own country. So, please, fuck off.
Instead, the Muslims were appeased. They have already peeled off Pakistan (today, that would be Pakistan and Bangladesh) and now they want another slice of India. This is what happens when you try to appease evil. You condemn future generations to a bigger and bloodier conflict.
Sweden’s PostNord will no longer deliver packages at certain Malmö addresses, because it is too dangerous, newspaper SVT reports.
The company told the Swedish newspaper the risk of robbery and assault is too high in some areas in Malmö.
A Swede makes a good point:
“We are not all criminals here, what happens next; will the ambulance not come if I get a heart attack?” Ziegler tells SVT.
Non-U.S. citizens living in the country legally may one day be allowed to vote in Boston elections.
The City Council is holding a hearing Tuesday on the idea at the request of Council President Andrea Campbell. The council is considering ways to make city elections more inclusive, including allowing immigrants with legal status in the country the right to vote in municipal races.
Just wait until the Left takes the Boston initiative national... which is an ironic turn of phrase if I've ever heard one.
This won't end well.
Like communism, feminism, libertarianism and socialism, civic nationalism is an ideology that carries within itself the seeds of its own inevitable demise.
Little Red Riding Hood sent for re-education after mis-gendering grandmother-— Satiria (@SatiriaNews) 7 July 2018
identifying Wolf. pic.twitter.com/fHUZvDtXXI
Here it is, the worst take in history. pic.twitter.com/vdwIwv8oIr— Orwell & Goode 🇨🇱 (@OrwellNGoode) 9 July 2018
Even Hillary Clinton is stunned.
The part from 2:17 to 2:24 is absolute gold!
They just didn't get it, but they do now! pic.twitter.com/9T50NupkDy— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) 8 July 2018